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OrganichuOrganichu poopspeesRegistered User regular
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPB5lQl9fc4

let me tell you

if i ever get a pet cheetah, the only portuguese nearby who would be safe would be those who can sprint over medium distances at 70mph

i would have it spray piss on everyone, too

if i were an eccentric millionaire though i'd also probably spend some money fixing my slackjawed, failed-the-bar-exam face before buying an exotic pet

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Why you hate brazil?

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    why not face fix and a cheetah at the same time

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Why you hate brazil?

    He's a boob guy.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=WFbeDw-Wwmg&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DWFbeDw-Wwmg

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    oh shit maybe i would get a hyena

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSHv5lo3LLc

    i'd enlist my cheetah to exercise him

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    why not two cheetahs, and you strap a single shoe to each one's back

    that way you can lace up and have them run you around at 70mph

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    http://youtu.be/3JqgabOudCs

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    why not two cheetahs, and you strap a single shoe to each one's back

    that way you can lace up and have them run you around at 70mph

    The plural of cheetah is actually cheeti.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    You shouldn't confuse cheeti and chai tea, though.

    That can be a very dangerous mistake.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    http://youtu.be/U2oZwrdIZyU

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Solomaxwell6 wrote: »
    You shouldn't confuse cheeti and chai tea, though.

    That can be a very dangerous mistake.

    Dangerously delicious

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    This dude owns the most inappropriate pet I have ever seen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzmM_8BIx-Y

    In some ways it is more horrifying than the cheetah or hyena because those two animals have some instinct for social structure. This thing is just a HUGE fucking bird that's gonna wreck his shit some day.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    oh my god that thing has a huge freaking beak one day it is going to decide that his ear looks tasty and goodbye ear

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    @gooey

    fuck haters, U S A

    http://youtu.be/SlH4foNvJRw

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    This dude owns the most inappropriate pet I have ever seen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzmM_8BIx-Y

    In some ways it is more horrifying than the cheetah or hyena because those two animals have some instinct for social structure. This thing is just a HUGE fucking bird that's gonna wreck his shit some day.

    when you look at its eyes it is obvious that dinosaurs were never meant to be pets

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    That man screams Asian mafia.

    I care little if he is or not.

    But now I imagine he owns these pets to feed his victims to them.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    i left work at 7 being like i will get dinner and go home and finish my work

    its 1130 i havent finished my work cuz i am sleepy and slow and my brain is not functioning well

    this is because i procrastinated this weekend and stayed up till 130am last night and woke up at 6am to do my work

    endless cycle

    so now work is taking me longer so i am staying up later and thus will get less sleep and be even more inefficient tomorrow

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2013
    shit is getting piano-ey up in this establishment

    Gooey on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    bidoof

    poo
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    holy shit that skinny asian dude with the monster vulture

    i mean

    i guess there's some comfort in knowing how you're going to die

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    bidoof

    Bidoofiak

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    "She doesn't like me touching her. She bite."

    Oh, in that case definitely keep doing it for 3 more minutes.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQM3lH3NzgY

    look at that fucking eagle

    poo
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    This vulture is often seen standing in a spread-winged stance. The stance is believed to serve multiple functions: drying the wings, warming the body, and baking off bacteria. It is practiced more often following damp or rainy nights. This same behavior is displayed by other New World vultures, by Old World vultures, and by storks.[7] Like storks, the Turkey Vulture often defecates on its own legs, using the evaporation of the water in the feces and/or urine to cool itself, a process known as urohidrosis.[39] It cools the blood vessels in the unfeathered tarsi and feet, and causes white uric acid to streak the legs.[40] The Turkey Vulture has few natural predators. Adult, immature and fledging vultures may fall prey to golden eagles, bald eagles and great horned owls, while eggs and nestlings may be preyed on by mammals such as raccoons, virginia opossum and foxes.[7][23] Its primary form of defense is regurgitating semi-digested meat, a foul-smelling substance which deters most creatures intent on raiding a vulture nest.[6] It will also sting if the predator is close enough to get the vomit in its face or eyes. In some cases, the vulture must rid its crop of a heavy, undigested meal in order to take flight to flee from a potential predator.[28] Its life expectancy in the wild ranges upward of 16 years, with a captive life span of over 30 years being possible

    Why would you want this thing?

    The second it gets scared or annoyed, it'd projectile vomit at your eyes.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    boobies

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    I just watched the clip of Lance Reddick on The Eric Andre Show.

    I think I might have to start watching The Eric Andre Show.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Bidoof was great in old pokemons but I'm all about zigzagoon now.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    that motherfucking hyena holy shit

    i can't even watch

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    also for the record, starting with the ear oil, leaving it in for a few minutes, then going to town with some q-tips gets gobs of earwax out

    immensely satisfying

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    that motherfucking hyena holy shit

    i can't even watch

    It's not what the description says.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    Cinders wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    that motherfucking hyena holy shit

    i can't even watch

    It's not what the description says.

    yeah i watched far enough to see the dude kind of playing with his hyena and it never got annoyed. i am guessing it must still be very young.

    but even then whenever i got a view of those choppers i was like

    those things are cold femur snappers

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
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    Wow, so fierce

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Hyenas are dicks. Why would you ever want one?

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    @desc

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hyenas are dicks. Why would you ever want one?

    There is a 0% change that dude was not fucking that hyena skip to 6:30 or so.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Hyenas give birth through a psuedo-penis

    they are proof that the baby Jesus is a horrifying and malevolent creator

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Hyenas give birth through a psuedo-penis

    they are proof that the baby Jesus is a horrifying and malevolent creator

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    If I were to get an exotic pet I think it would be a penguin.

    Low chance of murdering me and high chance of classy dinner parties.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    If I were to get an exotic pet I think it would be a penguin.

    Low chance of murdering me and high chance of classy dinner parties.

    They smell like shit.

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