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[Cards Against Humanity] Christmas Hangout Edition. YaYa Wins.
Grunt's Ghosts
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPblZa10_PkWell, Jack, it's the Worst Best GAME EVER MADE!
And it isn't Christmas.
It's time to play Cards Against Humanity.
Since this is the Christmas Hangout Thread, we are going to play to 5, just to speed things up.
I'll take the first 8 people who sign up and I'll throw the cards out then.
Victims Players
@facetious Points: 3
What's the new fad diet? My machete
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Centaurs
Lovin' you is easy cause you're Stephen Hawking talking dirty
@YaYa Points: 4
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Centaurs
Lovin' you is easy cause you're Stephen Hawking talking dirty
Instead of coal, Geth Santa Bot now gives the bad children Another Goddamn Vampire Movie.
I got 99 problems but Justin Bieber ain't one.
@see317 Points: 1
I got 99 problems but Justin Bieber ain't one.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? The Underground Railroad
Micheal Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Dr. Flamingo against Bosnian chicken farmers.
@Stilts Points: 4
Micheal Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Dr. Flamingo against Bosnian chicken farmers.
You haven't truly lived until you've experienced the female orgasm and being a motherfucking sorcerer.
If God didn't want us to enjoy David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning he wouldn't have given us masturbation. at the same time
What did I bring back from Mexico? An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III
What's a girl's best friend? Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse
@Goose! Points: 4
If God didn't want us to enjoy David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning he wouldn't have given us masturbation. at the same time
What did I bring back from Mexico? An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III
What's a girl's best friend? Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse
STOP! Fisting TIME!
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with A bigger, blacker dick for the first time
Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to Fiery poops.
@Dr. Flamingo Points: 3
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with A bigger, blacker dick for the first time
Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to Fiery poops.
Turns out that Tongue-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.
In a pinch, Self-Flagellation can be a suitable substitute for Apologizing.
@Man in the Mists Points: 3
In a pinch, Self-Flagellation can be a suitable substitute for Apologizing.
My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of BATMAN!!!.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Judge Judy.
@jdarksun Points: 3
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Judge Judy.
Little Miss Muffet. Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and A surprising amount of hair.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? A sassy black woman
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? A sassy black woman
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The New Black Card is: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ___________.
PM me why you are in the slammer doing hard times while jdarksun bakes you a cake with a saw inside.
P.S. Thread has moved to here! Game goes as normal. There is another CAH thread going on, so make sure you post on the right one.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Skeletor. (Stilts)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for A Burmese tiger pit. (see317)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for God. (facetious)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Getting so angry that you pop a boner. (Goose!)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Judge Judy. (Man in the Mists: Winner)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Women's Suffrage. (Dr. Flamingo)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza. (YaYa)
So who finally stop your dastardly deeds, @jdarksun?
@Man in the Mists is the Card Santa.
Your new Black Card is: I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
PM me your cards while Man in the Mists adds judgement to the plaintiff in the amount of $1million dollars to his growing list of problems.
So many choices for this one.
I got 99 problems but Basic human decency ain't one. (jdarksun)
I got 99 problems but Buying the right pants to be cool ain't one. (Dr. Flamingo)
I got 99 problems but disco fever ain't one. (Stilts)
I got 99 problems but The uncontrollable urge to fuck anything that isn't nailed down ain't one. (Goose!)
I got 99 problems but Maximal insertion ain't one. (facetious)
I got 99 problems but Crushing Mr. Peanut's brittle body ain't one. (see317)
I got 99 problems but Justin Bieber ain't one. (YaYa: Winner)
So what didn't make your list of "Shit I Got to Deal With" today @Man in the Mists?
The new Black Card is: What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
PM me your cards while YaYa sees how well singing happy birthday naked to Grandma works for him (her?)
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? Scrotal frostbite (facetious)
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? an army of skeletons (Stilts)
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king (Man in the Mists)
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? YaYa (Dr. Flamingo)
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? The Underground Railroad (see317: Winner)
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? Dick Cheney (jdarksun)
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? A fetus (Goose!)
@YaYa What terrible terribleness could turn an outie into an innie?
Underground Railroad!
Every single choice is great.
Good job, everyone.
@see317 is the Card Santa
The New Black Card is: What's the new fad diet?
PM me your cards because next round is the coveted BLANK BLACK CARD!!!!
What's the new fad diet? German Dungeon Porn (Dr. Flamingo)
What's the new fad diet? Heartwarming orphans (Stilts)
What's the new fad diet? The Blood of Christ (Man in the Mists)
What's the new fad diet? My machete (facetious: Winner)
What's the new fad diet? Dick fingers (Goose!)
What's the new fad diet? Queefing (jdarksun)
What's the new fad diet? AXE Body Spray (YaYa)
So what powerful weight loss miracle drug did you take, @see317?
@facetious You have a Blank Black Card. You may come up with whatever terrible thing you want.
uh. um. erm.
okay.
STOP! __________ TIME!
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
And give me your cards jack!
STOP! Three months in the hole TIME! (see317)
STOP! Repression TIME! (Man in the Mists)
STOP! facetious TIME! (Stilts)
STOP! Surprise Sex! TIME! (jdarksun)
STOP! Sexy pillow fights TIME! (YaYa)
STOP! Fisting TIME! (Goose!: Winner)
STOP! Mad hacky-sack skills TIME! (Dr. Flamingo)
Let @facetious bust the funky lyrics. You can't touch this!
There are several interpretations of the word that would indeed make everything stop.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
@Goose! is the Card Santa.
The new Black Card is: Micheal Bay's new three-hour action epic pits ___________ against _________.
PM me your two combatants while Goose! grab his popcorn and 3D Glasses.
I thought this was interesting:
GG:Sexy pillow fights got DEETEN'd
YY: can I submit [Censored] or is it too late
GG: I just updated the thread. I'm sorry.
YY: nah, my fault
GG: I think DEETEN picked a good card for you though. If I was the Judge, Sexy Pillow Fights would win.
(Or how I think Micheal Bay talks to people in real life)
Micheal Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Flightless birds against An M-16 assault rifle.
Micheal Bay's new three-hour action epic pits genetically engineered super-soldiers against a micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.
Micheal Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Elderly Japanese men against A vagina that leads to another dimension.
Micheal Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Samuel L. Jackson against Explosions.
Micheal Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Gandalf against William Shatner.
Micheal Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Lady Gaga against Nickelback.
Micheal Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Dr. Flamingo against Bosnian chicken farmers.
@Goose! Which Hollywood Summer Blockbuster are you giving two thumbs up for?
I wish I could mix and match. Because I would love to say that I've had it with these mother fucking vaginas in this mother fucking dimension.
But instead, the best whole answer, for my money, is Dr. Flamingo and Bosnian Chicken farmers.
The Next Black Card is (and I randomly picked this from my pile of cards): What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
PM me your answers while @see317 sees if Megan Fox will play in this new film about life on a nudist colony.
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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Me (jdarksun)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Velcro (Goose!)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Centaurs (facetious: Winner)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Lockjaw (Dr. Flamingo)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick (Man in the Mists)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Republicans (Stilts)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? 24 Hour Media Coverage (YaYa)
So what is making it hard to enjoy the sights @see317?
Anyway, while Republicans can be a problem everywhere, but it's the centaurs that really make people uncomfortable at the nudist colony.
@facetious is our Card Santa
Your new black card is: In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
PM me your cards while facetious sees what struggles Miley Cyrus will face with a nudist Centaur. Or vice versa.
I guess I should never trust Republicans to help me.
It just makes things awkward.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie