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[Cards Against Humanity] Christmas Hangout Edition. YaYa Wins.

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  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    I should of had this done already, but I forgot I looked at someone's PM early and was waiting for my inbox to say I had 7 messages. And almost all of them has something to do with Miley being a whore...

    In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with Fingering for the first time. (Stilts)
    In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with Natural male enhancement for the first time. (see317)
    In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with Living in a trashcan for the first time. (Man in the Mists)
    In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with A bigger, blacker dick for the first time. (Goose!: Winner)
    In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with Stilts for the first time. (jdarksun)
    In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with Getting drunk on Mouthwash for the first time. (YaYa)
    In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin for the first time. (Dr. Flamingo)

    @facetious Which special did Disney believe was important enough to young girls to air?

    Grunt's Ghosts on
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    A bigger, blacker dick just flows so nicely.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Tonight on E! True Hollywood Stories: She was America's Sweetheart until a life of drugs, alcohol, and Twerking lead straight to black, gangbang porn. Tonight, we look at the secret, dark life of @Goose! on E! True Hollywood Stories!

    Goose! is our Card Santa.

    The new Black Card is: Lovin' you is easy cause you're _____________.

    PM me your answers while Goose! learns that love isn't at the tip of the biggest, blackest dick.

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    A bigger, blacker dick just flows so nicely.
    Now see, I thought for sure that card wouldn't win. Why? Because lord knows it's not her first time dealing with one.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    @YaYa and @see317 Loving you would be easier if you would remember to send me a "Thinking of You" card every now and then.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Oops, sorry. I'll get you a card as soon as I get home.
    I was just distracted by something bigger, and blacker.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    I don't know what Love is, but I'm not sure if it's this...

    Lovin' you is easy cause you're Two midgets shitting into a bucket. (see317)
    Lovin' you is easy cause you're A Monkey Smoking A Cigar. (YaYa)
    Lovin' you is easy cause you're A really cool hat. (jdarksun)
    Lovin' you is easy cause you're Stephen Hawking talking dirty. (facetious: Winner)
    Lovin' you is easy cause you're tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop. (Man in the Mists)
    Lovin' you is easy cause you're Natalie Portman. (Dr. Flamingo)
    Lovin' you is easy cause you're the black Power Ranger. (Stilts)

    @Goose! What makes your little heart pitter and patter with Love?

    Grunt's Ghosts on
  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    I love/hate how we're making the judge's decision so difficult every round.

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Dirty Talk

    In a pinch, ___________ can be a suitable substitute for___________.

    Science!

  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Elvenshae on
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I mean that implies there's ever a time I'm not bending over backwards for love and science.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    When in doubt, duct tape can be a substitute for anything.

    In a pinch, Giving 110% can be a suitable substitute for Viagra.
    In a pinch, Classist undertones can be a suitable substitute for A low standard of living.
    In a pinch, Upgrading Homeless People into mobile hotspots can be a suitable substitute for Girls that always be textin'.
    In a pinch, blowing some dudes in an alley can be a suitable substitute for Fuck Mountain.
    In a pinch, Self-Flagellation can be a suitable substitute for Apologizing.
    In a pinch, Extremely Tight Pants can be a suitable substitute for Whipping It Out.
    In a pinch, a cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus can be a suitable substitute for alcoholism.


    When shit hits the fan, @facetious, what makes the perfect substitution for you?

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I mean, there's not much self-flagellation can't be suitable for.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Although the classist undertones/low standard of living combo is pretty phenomenal, too, I have to admit.

    but yeah, that one just works too well.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Which one?

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure it's "In a pinch, Self-Flagellation can be a suitable substitute for Apologizing.".
    I really thought I had that round though.

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    I have to admit, tight pants/whipping it out was good too. Very true. :winky:

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Which one?

    Sorry, I worded that unclearly. My choice is In a pinch, Self-Flagellation can be a suitable substitute for Apologizing.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    On my phone as I killed my interwebs but Dr. Flamingo won that round.

    The new black card is: Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _______.

    PM me while I fix my internet. If I can.

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Fuck

    I should have saved my alcoholism card.

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  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    And I should've saved my "living in a trashcan" card.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    I don't need a rain dance from you @YaYa just a card.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    From Wigwams to Tepees to Reservations to Casinos. A lot has changed for the American Indians.

    Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to Getting really high. (facetious)
    Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to Ronald Reagan. (Stilts)
    Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to Sexual tension. (YaYa)
    Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to Making the penises kiss. (see317)
    Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to a web of lies. (Man in the Mists)
    Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to Fiery poops. (Goose!: Winner)
    Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to The Three-Fifths Compromise. (jdarksun)

    @Dr. Flamingo What historical event changed the Indians forever and set them on a war path?

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  • Dr. FlamingoDr. Flamingo 49 Gilded Disc Perceives the Sun Registered User regular
    I remember well the day we learned of the introduction of Fiery Poops in history class.

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    whoever played the three-fifths compromise

    kudos

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Holy shit.

    "A web of lies" and "the Three-Fifths Compromise" were fantastic.

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  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    I am Chief Burning Bum and my son @Goose! We want our Indian stuff back from your sports team.

    Goose! is the Card Santa:

    The new Black Card is: What did I bring back from Mexico?

    PM me your answers while Goose! sees what he can smuggle across before he's hit with Flaming Shits!

  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    mexican black tar heroin was sent over the border prematurely...

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    Steam - NotoriusBEN | Uplay - notoriusben | Xbox,Windows Live - ThatBEN
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    mexican black tar heroin was sent over the border prematurely...

    Only now do I realize how badly I wasted "Two midgets shitting into a bucket" a few rounds back.

  • Dr. FlamingoDr. Flamingo 49 Gilded Disc Perceives the Sun Registered User regular
    mexican black tar heroin was sent over the border prematurely...

    My disappointment when I realized I didn't have the card anymore was... disappointing.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Anyone watch "We Are The Millers"? I about to because of this question.

    What did I bring back from Mexico? Harry Potter erotica (Man in the Mists)
    What did I bring back from Mexico? Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot (facetious)
    What did I bring back from Mexico? An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III (Stilts: Winner)
    What did I bring back from Mexico? The milk man (see317)
    What did I bring back from Mexico? Poor people (YaYa)
    What did I bring back from Mexico? A nuanced critique (jdarksun)
    What did I bring back from Mexico? A bucket of fish heads (Dr. Flamingo)

    What did the Boarder Patrol find in your RV, @Goose!?

    Grunt's Ghosts on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Poor people is accurate but that just makes me sad. I'd pick Potter erotica if it were England but since it's mexico, I'll have to go with An all midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III because I could totally see that being a thing with minis wrestling being so popular there.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    While everyone else got through with their stash clean, @Stilts got caught and is spending a few days in jail, quoting "To be or not to be".

    Stilts is the new Card Santa

    The new Black Card is: What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?

    PM me your answers while Stilts goes on the road as a motivational speaker about why you should just say no to midgets and Shakespeare.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Note to self: Don't be a white man in the ghetto at night. You forget to update your thread. I'll give you your cards for next round once I get home.

    What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? A dog that's friendly until you try to steal its beans. (YaYa)
    What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Being on fire (see317)
    What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? An ether-soaked rag
    What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Pedophiles (Dr. Flamingo)
    What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Daddy's belt (Goose!)
    What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Fabricating statistics (facetious)
    What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? A sassy black woman (jdarksun:Winner)

    @Stilts How do you keep kids in school when they could be playing Grand Theft Auto in real life?

    Grunt's Ghosts on
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Whelp, I'm not winning this round.

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    I like Sister Act too much not to pick a sassy black woman.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    I like Sister Act too much not to pick a sassy black woman.

    I don't know Stilts, that was the plot of Sister Act II, not Sister Act.
    ...and you call yourself a fan.

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Man I thought 'fabricating statistics' would be a shoe-in but there were some stellar responses.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    facetious wrote: »
    Man I thought 'fabricating statistics' would be a shoe-in but there were some stellar responses.

    Yeah, that one was my second favorite.

    Stilts on
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