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  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Location: ByakkoyaRegistered User regular
    gui pls

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    GooeyZampanovjakobaggerDark Raven X
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    cast off the chains of this goobarchy!

    abolish the gooby system!

    i will crush this revolution under the weight of a hundred million sausages

    919UOwT.png
    Powerpuppies
  • TehSlothTehSloth does computers Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Risk of Rain is pretty great.

    I unlocked the Huntress last night.
    This character seems kind of bad.

    Oh, she can shoot while running.

    Hmm, still kind of bad.

    Oh she automatically shoots backwards while running. Oh God. Oh man.

    Huntress and Engineer 2 stronk

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    cptrugged
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    only the new people know how to stay on topic

    god damn chat regulars

    gooby plz
    Quid wrote: »
    I think it is only for disabled persons.

    Nope! Just for people who need to grab essentials. I've been going in early for the past few months at the local one and it's been glorious.

    Hmm. I usually go at like 10 A.M. on a Friday or Saturday and it is fine.

    Ah. I've got regular times now so can only manage the weekend and it's packed pretty much all day. So showing up around eight and it be virtually empty is fantastic.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    wat a sausagefest

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar | 3DS: 3110-5421-3843 |
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    cast off the chains of this goobarchy!

    abolish the gooby system!

    i will crush this revolution under the weight of a hundred million sausages

  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i think a more useful question would be which sausage isn't my favorite

    though not by much because i can't think of one

    Blood sausage?

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    Actually Bo Burnham would be a better comedy writer than comedian. I think. Yes.

    people say this but like, nearly half of his shows are straight standup

    Tav on
  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Cooked sausages? Authentic nuremburger with real casing. It's the Mortadella of breakfast sausage.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i think a more useful question would be which sausage isn't my favorite

    though not by much because i can't think of one

    Blood sausage?

    still okay

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  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    im a regular(ish) and was on topic(ish)

    'cism

    bgg / steam / goodreads / Origin: Bygasto /Bnet: Bygasto#2537 /iOS Game Center: Bygasto Amazon wishlist
    Chanus
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Risk of Rain is pretty great.

    I unlocked the Huntress last night.
    This character seems kind of bad.

    Oh, she can shoot while running.

    Hmm, still kind of bad.

    Oh she automatically shoots backwards while running. Oh God. Oh man.

    Huntress and Engineer 2 stronk

    Yeah, I haven't used the Engineer much because he kind of seems too good.

  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Farcry 3 Blood Dragon is on sale.

    Yesssssssss

    Zampanov
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    Jako join us in enforcing sausage law

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    Gooeyjakobagger
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Risk of Rain is pretty great.

    I unlocked the Huntress last night.
    This character seems kind of bad.

    Oh, she can shoot while running.

    Hmm, still kind of bad.

    Oh she automatically shoots backwards while running. Oh God. Oh man.

    She is absolutely one of the most powerful classes in the game. So far she's the only one I've beaten the game with. Though I've come close with the Engineer and Acrid.

    I got pretty far with Acrid, too; I was just wading into big groups of enemies on max difficulty without much trouble.

    Got a little cocky, though, and died to a bunch of little piglets.

  • GimGim Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i think a more useful question would be which sausage isn't my favorite

    though not by much because i can't think of one

    I had either duck sausage once. It was dry and gamey. Did not enjoy.

    Sorry, @DasUberEdward.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    SCREW SAUSAGE! I DEMAND BURGERS!

    Neco
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    Vegetarians I'm sorry you cannot participate

    We will make alternative arrangements to allow you to live out your delusions in peace

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  • NecoNeco A gross misandrist tumblr harpy Registered User regular
    People at work are driving me crazy today. Probably has to do with my lack of sleep, though.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Jako join us in enforcing sausage law

    i am an expert in sausage law

    You absolutely can't eat a hot dog, but you can however eat a wurst but you don't want to live with a blood sausage, it'll blast your eardrums out.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    SCREW SAUSAGE! I DEMAND BURGERS!

    Dude seek peaceful compromise not war

    How about Italian sausage and beef sandwich combo

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    QuidGrunt's Ghosts
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Instructions from the tower is trivial. Infact, that's what the big uproar 20(ish) years back was about. Ground control tower operators were scheduled to be replaced by a purely automated solution because it was proven more efficient. The union basically went ape-shit, and that whole roll-out was delayed.

    No, that's not what it was about. At all.

    What was it about

    Is there a Wikipedia search term I could use?

    I don't really care about the automation discussion but the sociology of the rollout sounds interesting

    It was about how the FAA was fucking the ATCs out of their pensions.

    (I take this one personally, because I'm the son of a PATCO striker.)

    to be precise, AFAIK it was about union leadership assuring members that the FAA couldn't afford to replace them with a purely automated solution, so that the FAA attempting to fuck them out of their pensions could be defeated by confrontation

    this turned out to be false

  • GimGim Registered User regular
    I am proud that no one has said "Jimmy Dean" so far.

    Neco
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    Fuuuck sausage eat bacon

    Quid
  • GimGim Registered User regular
    Vegetarians I'm sorry you cannot participate

    We will make alternative arrangements to allow you to live out your delusions in peace

    Subtext: Go stand in the tofu corner.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Vegetarians I'm sorry you cannot participate

    We will make alternative arrangements to allow you to live out your delusions in peace

    eskimo funerals?

    919UOwT.png
    Powerpuppies
  • cptruggedcptrugged The Only Option Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Risk of Rain is pretty great.

    I unlocked the Huntress last night.
    This character seems kind of bad.

    Oh, she can shoot while running.

    Hmm, still kind of bad.

    Oh she automatically shoots backwards while running. Oh God. Oh man.

    Huntress and Engineer 2 stronk

    Yeah, I haven't used the Engineer much because he kind of seems too good.

    It's the missiles. They are just so crazy good and on a much lower cooldown than I would expect.

  • AresProphetAresProphet I see a darkness in my fate I'll drive my car without the brakesRegistered User regular
    our FedEx guy dropped off some packages and while I'm signing for it something inside one settles and makes a sound. nothing weird, just enough to catch our attention

    he says, "well I've heard lobsters making noises but not phones"

    I say, "lobsters?"

    "yeah. they're packed in dry ice, but they start to thaw out in transit and they claw at the box"

    "...huh"

    "first time I heard it I didn't know what the hell it was. I'm going through looking for like a rat or something, and finally figured out that it was a lobster trying to escape"

    something about this unsettles me for reasons I can't articulate

    oh, gimme some time
    show me the foothold from which I can climb
    yeah, when I feel low
    you show me a signpost for where I should go
    GimFeraljakobaggerDasUberEdward
  • TehSlothTehSloth does computers Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    I am proud that no one has said "Jimmy Dean" so far.

    my favorite

    premium-pork-maple-sausage.jpg

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
    Neco
  • NecoNeco A gross misandrist tumblr harpy Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    JIMMY DEAN IS MY FAVORITE HAR HAR

    Neco on
  • GimGim Registered User regular
    Slothy, Neci, noooooooooo I'm melting what a world what a world

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Credential Adjacent Registered User regular
    SCREW SAUSAGE! I DEMAND BURGERS!

    Sausages are excellent what is this blasphemy. Does the burger have a pig intestine wrapped around it for an amazing crunch? I think not.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    Gooey
  • TavTav Registered User regular


    God I love this bit.

  • TehSlothTehSloth does computers Registered User regular
    It's what I use to make biscuits and gravy

    so good -- but I don't think I'd ever eat it like, straight or however people eat sausage that isn't sausage gravy.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    dongy calls it like he sees it

    919UOwT.png
  • NecoNeco A gross misandrist tumblr harpy Registered User regular

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    it's a lesson that unions should never, ever believe their own messaging

    it is one thing to argue that automation can't replace you when you are opposing being automated out of your job

    it is another thing to actually believe that when planning for strategic labour-employer confrontation in an adversarial system - this is confusing because the confrontation itself may be sparked by incipient automation. When your employer senses they don't need you any more, that's when they'll seize your pensions, after all. But in an adversarial system, they are doing so because that is exactly when you have the least power to fight them, so staging a fight at that point is utterly foolish

  • NecoNeco A gross misandrist tumblr harpy Registered User regular
    And my starburst treasure is now gone. Sadness may resume.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    SCREW SAUSAGE! I DEMAND BURGERS!

    Dude seek peaceful compromise not war

    How about Italian sausage and beef sandwich combo

    You have my attention.

  • GimGim Registered User regular
    Now let's do favorite pastrami.

    Mine is pastrami.

    NecoQuidZampanovInfamyDeferredAresProphet
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