A buddy of mine was like "God I can't imagine what it's like to pass a stone."
And I'm like "you know that small d4 from that tiny novelty dice set you have? Imagine one screaming its way out of your dickhole."
He hugged me and said he's so, so sorry.
what most people don't realize is that the dick part hurts some, but what really kills is that thing bouncing its way down your kidney. the nerve density of kidneys makes erogenous zones look like a rubber ball.
This discussion of kidney stones is prompting me to drink three extra pints of water this morning, so...thanks?
This article was amended on 27 December 2013 to clarify that killing prostitutes does not give a player additional points in the game, but having sex with them does.
There are points in GTA 5? I thought your 'points' were all cash rewards.
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I'm feeling pretty under the weather and am now waffling about going to a show tonight
This article was amended on 27 December 2013 to clarify that killing prostitutes does not give a player additional points in the game, but having sex with them does.
There are points in GTA 5? I thought your 'points' were all cash rewards.
I was hoping it would be a small-ish, non-CGI film when I first heard about it.
But nope, everything must be Hero and Crouching Tiger forever and ever and ever.
It seems more Man With The Iron Fists to me, because the supernatural stuff is more overt and cartoonish in execution. Plus, this is a Japanese story, not a Chinese one like the two you mentioned.
And I wonder if the story still ends with sepukku all over the place.
Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratormod
o god this chili is going to be awful
i kept pureeing and adding chili pods in hope that it would eventually become spicier and at this point it's basically chili puree with some beans and meat and onions.
i kept pureeing and adding chili pods in hope that it would eventually become spicier and at this point it's basically chili puree with some beans and meat and onions.
ugh.
I guess we used up all the christmas magic.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
47 Ronin I heard was actually entertaining because of how bizarrely different it is. They compared it to treating that era of Japan like medieval Europe is treated in like, Game of Thrones or whatever with dragons and shit. I'd see it
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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i was gonna thicken it with masa harina at the end but well i guess no need for that now!
probably going to add cayenne pepper to give it something of a kick.
so mad at that bag of bullshit chili pods.
i guess i could just dump this batch and try again tomorrow.
This woman has been sitting near me since noon. She works on another floor. She won't stop talking, and she's full of dumb. Its really annoying. Now she's explaining why its OK for black women (she is one) to verbally abuse non-black women who date black men.
47 Ronin I heard was actually entertaining because of how bizarrely different it is. They compared it to treating that era of Japan like medieval Europe is treated in like, Game of Thrones or whatever with dragons and shit. I'd see it
jade empire was a really cool setting for a video game. i love the whole mythic china/ mythic japan thing and wish it were done more.
This woman has been sitting near me since noon. She works on another floor. She won't stop talking, and she's full of dumb. Its really annoying. Now she's explaining why its OK for black women (she is one) to verbally abuse non-black women who date black men.
Hm. Grandma died this morning. I think I'm getting real close to being the last one.
Got one last grandparent falling into dementia and my mom.
Hm.
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Ahhh. Nothing like rebuilding a semi-complex service from scratch for a client when the original server up and died. Being able to do it in less than an hour no less, and update the documentation so that others can do this if I'm not around.
This woman has been sitting near me since noon. She works on another floor. She won't stop talking, and she's full of dumb. Its really annoying. Now she's explaining why its OK for black women (she is one) to verbally abuse non-black women who date black men.
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Well all right, but those are going to have to be some really big ears.
This discussion of kidney stones is prompting me to drink three extra pints of water this morning, so...thanks?
I walked a block and felt like my cheeks were being turned to stone.
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/keanu-reeves-47-ronin-bombing-universal-prepares-big-002627942.html
It is currently 51° here.
How coincidence!
it's so nice out! i won't even need my hat!
i think we all saw this coming
hmm
I still want to see it
47 Ronin looks at Dredd's box office, gets jealous.
we used to get those temps in greenland. i think the record while was there was like -70?
anyways at those temperatures you can just feel yourself dying when you're outside more than a few minutes
not me
i will watch white samurais all day
Woah
@gooey
@syndalis
I was hoping it would be a small-ish, non-CGI film when I first heard about it.
But nope, everything must be Hero and Crouching Tiger forever and ever and ever.
you can beat up prostitutes in the new GTA game
how will this affect our children
why are you abbreviating apartment
There are points in GTA 5? I thought your 'points' were all cash rewards.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
i wish we had it in video form
the gifs would be amazing
life points for your mans
This is the best sausage:
what is it like to be so close to a dream that you can almost touch it
and yet at the same time you know it can never be
It seems more Man With The Iron Fists to me, because the supernatural stuff is more overt and cartoonish in execution. Plus, this is a Japanese story, not a Chinese one like the two you mentioned.
And I wonder if the story still ends with sepukku all over the place.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
i kept pureeing and adding chili pods in hope that it would eventually become spicier and at this point it's basically chili puree with some beans and meat and onions.
ugh.
Um well that is all
I guess we used up all the christmas magic.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Eh?
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
probably going to add cayenne pepper to give it something of a kick.
so mad at that bag of bullshit chili pods.
i guess i could just dump this batch and try again tomorrow.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
jade empire was a really cool setting for a video game. i love the whole mythic china/ mythic japan thing and wish it were done more.
Man, I didn't see that one coming.
/sarcasm
something something privilege i guess
Got one last grandparent falling into dementia and my mom.
Hm.
... Wait..
"1 new notification"
...
Holy fuck, someone actually wants me here?
the "let me tell you about homestuck" security guard meme