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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Eddy

    That is an awesome fit and also you are handsome.

  • descdesc top one mate get sortedRegistered User regular
    Toddler update: the couch is a ship and Nate is the captain. We have piled some cushions on both sides of us to prevent shark attack.

    Our nautical career is about to end because it is almost time for Bread and Jam for Frances and then bed time for a certain little mister.

    CindersAresProphetJacobkoshMrAnthropy
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    what movie is Cinders watching?

  • y2jake215y2jake215 Lars von Trihard/Cinnabon Iver young ass popeRegistered User regular
    that one where the two guys including one of the fake germans from beerfest are football players who end up at cheerleading camp by accident or on purpose or something because there are hot girls there

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    what movie is Cinders watching?

    Fired Up

  • descdesc top one mate get sortedRegistered User regular
    edited December 2013
    I forgot that all of the incidental characters in Frog and Toad are such basic bitches. They are all catty little haters and frog and toad must rise above the ambient basicness time and time again.

    desc on
    MrAnthropy
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Except one of the characters romantic interest is a 30 year old woman.

    So it's a movie about a 30 year old pretending to be a 16 year old trying to seduce a 30 year old.

    man that is completely missing the point : /

    fuck gendered marketing
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    Toddler update: the couch is a ship and Nate is the captain. We have piled some cushions on both sides of us to prevent shark attack.

    Our nautical career is about to end because it is almost time for Bread and Jam for Frances and then bed time for a certain little mister.

    awww

    what is Bread and Jam for Frances a euphemism for?

    I discern a capital B and J in there but surely you would want the kid to bed before that

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    @skippydumptruck
    @casual eddy
    @donkey kong

    i had a really weird day where i basically didn't sleep last night then worked a whole bunch

    then i woke up groggily just now and kind of groaned while foruming on my phone and seeing y'all talk about american giant

    i don't know why but i was struck by an extremely strong gush of oh man i love my friends these guys are the greatest i wanna stop shaving and brustle beards with all of them what aristocracy they are

    i can't epxlain anyh of this

    skippydumptruck
  • descdesc top one mate get sortedRegistered User regular
    I've posted this before but

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    CindersElldrenskippydumptruckAngelHedgieMrAnthropyJacobkoshAresProphetInfamyDeferred
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    @skippydumptruck
    @casual eddy
    @donkey kong

    i had a really weird day where i basically didn't sleep last night then worked a whole bunch

    then i woke up groggily just now and kind of groaned while foruming on my phone and seeing y'all talk about american giant

    i don't know why but i was struck by an extremely strong gush of oh man i love my friends these guys are the greatest i wanna stop shaving and brustle beards with all of them what aristocracy they are

    i can't epxlain anyh of this

    let's

    let's brustle

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    *brustles lovingly*

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    haha yes eddy

    yes

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    I drank too much last night because my football team won.

    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

    AresProphet
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    ceddy if i try to let it grow it just turns into a soft, downy neckbeard forest, hairs all growing horizontally and wavy

    i bet brustling with me is like blowing your nose with a lotioned tissue

    such smooth, so warhammer40k figurines

    Organichu on
    Casual EddyJacobkosh
  • descdesc top one mate get sortedRegistered User regular
    edited December 2013
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Toddler update: the couch is a ship and Nate is the captain. We have piled some cushions on both sides of us to prevent shark attack.

    Our nautical career is about to end because it is almost time for Bread and Jam for Frances and then bed time for a certain little mister.

    awww

    what is Bread and Jam for Frances a euphemism for?

    I discern a capital B and J in there but surely you would want the kid to bed before that

    http://www.rainbowresource.com/products/000929i1.jpg

    Jacob funny note here: this children's book series is by the sane (edit: same, but also sane) guy who wrote that Turtle Diary novel I was gushing over back in the summer.

    desc on
    MrAnthropy
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Trying to flash Bulgarian girl's phone with Android 4.3 TouchWiz? Didn't succeed, took hours.

    Flashing CyanogenMod 10.2? Took 2 minutes and worked flawlessly.

    I don't know why I ever pretend I won't do that, it works too well.

    Zampanov
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    I find it kinda funny that all the hot sauce things I've bought that had "CAUTION" or "SUPER HOT INTENSE" or anything on them were all boring, whereas I love most of the stuff that just say "red hot sauce" or is otherwise mundane about it.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I've posted this before but

    oAbaOv0.png

    Funny you should post that:

    Man fights 15 police officers in a bar while he masturbates.

    I just want to know, did he finish?

  • AthenorAthenor Who needs lions when you have a battlecruiser? Registered User regular
    Back from dinner with the family and watching the Kennedy Center Honors.

    Wonderful night.

    Except.. for the politics talk.

    *sighs* Half my family is Republican, half is Democrat, and all seem to hate the ACA and all wanted Single Payer. The Democrat owns a small business, and.. well.. let's just say they were all blaming my generation for not buying into the system.

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    Steam & NNID - Athenor // 3DS: 3883-5283-0471
    "Brevity is the soul of getting your shit read." - Tube
    I'm blogging about my experiences purging my toy collection... read about it here!
    descMrAnthropy
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    Andrew Frey, 37, was eventually arrested after a wild, meth-fuelled weekend of erratic behaviour, which climaxed in the obscene outburst in Iggy's Bar & Grill in Salem, Oregon.
    It wasn't a happy ending for Frey, who after being treated at a local hospital was taken to county jail on charges of public indecency, resisting arrest and theft.

    WELL WHICH WAS IT

    skippydumptruck on
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Back from dinner with the family and watching the Kennedy Center Honors.

    Wonderful night.

    Except.. for the politics talk.

    *sighs* Half my family is Republican, half is Democrat, and all seem to hate the ACA and all wanted Single Payer. The Democrat owns a small business, and.. well.. let's just say they were all blaming my generation for not buying into the system.

    To be fair, I totally don't buy into the system, maaaan

    MrAnthropy
  • descdesc top one mate get sortedRegistered User regular
    Children's books from the 1960s are often weird with crazy yellow submarine art.

    MrAnthropyJacobkoshAresProphet
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Except one of the characters romantic interest is a 30 year old woman.

    So it's a movie about a 30 year old pretending to be a 16 year old trying to seduce a 30 year old.

    man that is completely missing the point : /

    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
    Rear Admiral Choco
  • y2jake215y2jake215 Lars von Trihard/Cinnabon Iver young ass popeRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I've posted this before but

    oAbaOv0.png

    Funny you should post that:

    Man fights 15 police officers in a bar while he masturbates.

    I just want to know, did he finish?

    Jesus Christ man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    DeebaserVariable
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2013
    Yesssss jake
    Yeeeessssss

    Deebaser on
    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    SEE ALSO

    CRIME MASTURBATION

  • MrAnthropyMrAnthropy Court Mathemagician From BeyondRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Toddler update: the couch is a ship and Nate is the captain. We have piled some cushions on both sides of us to prevent shark attack.

    Our nautical career is about to end because it is almost time for Bread and Jam for Frances and then bed time for a certain little mister.

    awww

    what is Bread and Jam for Frances a euphemism for?

    I discern a capital B and J in there but surely you would want the kid to bed before that

    http://www.rainbowresource.com/products/000929i1.jpg

    Jacob funny note here: this children's book series is by the sane guy who wrote that Turtle Diary novel I was gushing over back in the summer.

    My Mom read the Frances series of books to my sisters when they were growing up. I got Paddington Bear books (pre-Americanized versions) instead.

    "Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows." -- George Orwell
    "The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
    I am a noise maker: And They Have A Plan
    descJacobkosh
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Important announcement: this homemade vegan ice cream is delicious

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I've posted this before but

    oAbaOv0.png

    Funny you should post that:

    Man fights 15 police officers in a bar while he masturbates.

    I just want to know, did he finish?

    Jesus Christ man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!

    I love how this statement and your avatar aline so.

  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I died in the zelda game

    pretty sure that means you have to stop playing for a little while

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    kedinik
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Important announcement: this homemade vegan ice cream is delicious

    needs more milk

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
    AresProphet
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    You start over from the beginning and try again.

    MAN THE FUCK UP!

  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Location: ByakkoyaRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Toddler update: the couch is a ship and Nate is the captain. We have piled some cushions on both sides of us to prevent shark attack.

    Our nautical career is about to end because it is almost time for Bread and Jam for Frances and then bed time for a certain little mister.

    awww

    what is Bread and Jam for Frances a euphemism for?

    I discern a capital B and J in there but surely you would want the kid to bed before that

    http://www.rainbowresource.com/products/000929i1.jpg

    Jacob funny note here: this children's book series is by the sane (edit: same, but also sane) guy who wrote that Turtle Diary novel I was gushing over back in the summer.

    I didn't even know that Turtle Diary was a book.

    I saw the film adaptation in college and despised it.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Location: ByakkoyaRegistered User regular
    Well, despise was a strong word.

    It was just lacking in any emotional import at all. I couldn't bring myself to empathize or care about the characters or the events of the film, and I wished that I'd had that two hours of my life back.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    variable you played the ptr diablo at all?

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    variable you played the ptr diablo at all?

    yeah, not extensively but a couple of hours

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | 3DS-3866-8105-7478 | Steam | Twitch
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    what movie is Cinders watching?

    Fired Up

    /googles

    oh wow the movie's logo is a prominent college-style "F.U."

    I wonder why this didn't make Cannes

    vaya con dios, Cinders

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Just found my wax carving kit. I should get back into sculpting. I never was good at it, but I blow $500 bucks for all the shit I got for it, might as well learn how to do it.

    Also, found a bottle of Jack Daniel's. I should reintroduce myself.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Toddler update: the couch is a ship and Nate is the captain. We have piled some cushions on both sides of us to prevent shark attack.

    Our nautical career is about to end because it is almost time for Bread and Jam for Frances and then bed time for a certain little mister.

    awww

    what is Bread and Jam for Frances a euphemism for?

    I discern a capital B and J in there but surely you would want the kid to bed before that

    http://www.rainbowresource.com/products/000929i1.jpg

    Jacob funny note here: this children's book series is by the sane (edit: same, but also sane) guy who wrote that Turtle Diary novel I was gushing over back in the summer.

    hahaha he also wrote Riddley Walker which is a super crazy post apocalyptic novel

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