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DTF?

Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeable regular
edited January 2014 in Social Entropy++

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DTF? 125 votes

Yes
67%
BarcardiPsychoLarry1Garlic BreadAshcroftMulysaSemproniusAbracadanielTheBlackWindRaijin QuickfootKevin CristKadithStaleMetalbourneDex DynamoShazkar ShadowstormcrwthQuidBeef AvengerfightinfilipinoDead LegendBahamutZERO 84 votes
No
32%
HunterFugitiveA duck!SeriouslywebberDarmakMunkus BeaverschussButlerASimPersonSheriPeter Ebelhoodie13Clint EastwoodPonyButtersPoorochondriacrhylithOptyMarathon 41 votes
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Yes
    hell yeah

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    No
    hell no

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Yes
    DTF?


    PSN- AHermano
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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Yes
    I thought you'd never ask

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Yes
    Sure!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Yes
    hell no
    ??????

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    No
    Me and Liiya.

    Both sitting here on a boat.

    Not down to fuck.

    You sluts.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    No
    crwth wrote: »
    hell no
    ??????

    o:)

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    No
    Me and Liiya.

    Both sitting here on a boat.

    Not down to fuck.

    You sluts.

    Oh my god the boat thing

    I had forgot!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Down to frolic? I should think so!

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Death to Fonz

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Yes
    i'm always down to F no matter what the F means

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    No
    crwth wrote: »
    i'm always down to F no matter what the F means

    Down to Forget (to be DTF)

    Checkmate atheists

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    No
    No, I am not a member of the Dirty Touch Fraternity.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes
    Of course I'm down to federalize. We should all be united as one!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Yes
    crwth wrote: »
    i'm always down to F no matter what the F means

    Down to Forget (to be DTF)

    Checkmate atheists

    God is real, and I do all things for Him. His love is what keeps me going in this world of sin and temptation. Please, O Lord, guide me through this life with your gospel and help me to teach those who would not believe in you how to embrace your word and compassion. Amen.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Yes
    yes

    down to faith

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    buy my new book, "Copulating with the Cosmos"

    a comparative religious study, doin' the dirty with every deity

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Yes
    Me and Liiya.

    Both sitting here on a boat.

    Not down to fuck.

    You sluts.
    is. .. is that what that means. .?
    Oh...

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Yes
    tynic wrote: »
    buy my new book, "Copulating with the Cosmos"

    a comparative religious study, doin' the dirty with every deity

    you could have already fucked zeus and not even know it!

    well i mean i guess you'd probably remember if you fucked like a goose or something

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    goddamnit tynic are you dtf or not the suspense is killing me

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    buy my new book, "Copulating with the Cosmos"

    a comparative religious study, doin' the dirty with every deity

    you could have already fucked zeus and not even know it!

    well i mean i guess you'd probably remember if you fucked like a goose or something

    yeah but you can never be sure it was a divine goose or not.

    Geese - tricksy fuckers.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    No
    crwth wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    buy my new book, "Copulating with the Cosmos"

    a comparative religious study, doin' the dirty with every deity

    you could have already fucked zeus and not even know it!

    well i mean i guess you'd probably remember if you fucked like a goose or something

    Yeah but which one was Zeus

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    No
    God @Keith at least offer to buy the forum dinner first

    Steam
    3DS Friend Code: 0216-0898-6512
    Switch Friend Code: SW-7437-1538-7786
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    in a cunning manoeuvre, Zeus disguises himself as an unmotivated 25 year old with unfortunate hair who works in a bar and kind of wants to start a band one day maybe


    2/3 women polled said they'd prefer it if he stayed a swan

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    goddamnit tynic are you dtf or not the suspense is killing me

    a girl has to maintain some goddamn mystique around here

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    No
    I found this book to be very useful!

    The sections "Godhead" and "Holy Trinity Fills All Holes" answered a lot of questions they only partially covered in Sunday School!!!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Yes
    ok raise your hand if you've ever fucked a goose or any other sort of bird

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote: »
    ok raise your hand if you've ever fucked a goose or any other sort of bird
    tynic wrote: »
    a girl has to maintain some goddamn mystique around here

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Yes
    nic we've all seen the tattoo you got that says "i love to fuck geese" so let's end this charade ok

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Yes
    Cello wrote: »
    God @Keith at least offer to buy the forum dinner first

    Dinner then fuck??

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote: »
    nic we've all seen the tattoo you got that says "i love to fuck geese" so let's end this charade ok

    you're not allowed to show text tattoos during charades, it's cheating.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    No
    I don't like to brag, Crwth, but I'm sort of an expert on what us enthusiasts like to call Hornithology.

    I'm the world's foremost authority on the jizz of birds.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Yes
    I'm down to fish

    It's misty out and I've got a couple of hours to kill before zumba

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Yes
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I don't like to brag, Crwth, but I'm sort of an expert on what us enthusiasts like to call Hornithology.

    I'm the world's foremost authority on the jizz of birds.

    can i have your autograph

    just jerk off a bird and have it jizz your signature

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Yes
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I don't like to brag, Crwth, but I'm sort of an expert on what us enthusiasts like to call Hornithology.

    I'm the world's foremost authority on the jizz of birds.

    @BSJezz!?!??!

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    ok raise your hand if you've ever fucked a goose or any other sort of bird

    i'd totally do a phoenix

    they're pretty hot

    broken image link
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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Yes
    of course I'm down to fart

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    No
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I don't like to brag, Crwth, but I'm sort of an expert on what us enthusiasts like to call Hornithology.

    I'm the world's foremost authority on the jizz of birds.

    For the last time.

    It stands for general impression of size and shape.

    GISS

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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