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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Man, don't you hate assholes who make overly complicated phalla games?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    You're not supposed to bathe in a suit, kupo!
    It's bad for the fabric!
    Would you like to hear more? Kupopopo!

    <yes> <no>
    He isn't bathing. He is keeping the suit from wrinkling.



  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    You can't know things! You don't have head doodlebobbers, kupo!

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    What is that mysterious ticking noise?

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I am hoping 3 more people sign up. Either way - I'll start the game tonight (with the vote close being tomorrow)

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  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    You're not supposed to bathe in a suit, kupo!
    It's bad for the fabric!
    Would you like to hear more? Kupopopo!

    <yes> <no>

    The day I take advice on suits from a glorified cat...

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    @Reteba
    @Reg Rysk
    @daniant
    @38th Doe

    tryin to think of dudes that aint played in awhile.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    Glorified?

  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    I'll play if I can be Steve Smith

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    Thetheroo on
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    You're not supposed to bathe in a suit, kupo!
    It's bad for the fabric!
    Would you like to hear more? Kupopopo!

    <yes> <no>

    The day I take advice on suits from a glorified cat...

    I'll take that as a no.
    Let me teach you about the magic system instead, kupo!

    <yes> <very yes!> <no>

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Thetheroo!

    Golly this is a rare occurrence!

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    FFFF

    @retaba

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I guess so, but I figured I'd let a newbie take my place. You can kick me if that happens
    Sign up

  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    You're not supposed to bathe in a suit, kupo!
    It's bad for the fabric!
    Would you like to hear more? Kupopopo!

    <yes> <no>

    The day I take advice on suits from a glorified cat...

    I'll take that as a no.
    Let me teach you about the magic system instead, kupo!

    <yes> <very yes!> <no>

    Glorified cat, I'm gonna teach you how to live...

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    You're not supposed to bathe in a suit, kupo!
    It's bad for the fabric!
    Would you like to hear more? Kupopopo!

    <yes> <no>

    The day I take advice on suits from a glorified cat...

    I'll take that as a no.
    Let me teach you about the magic system instead, kupo!

    <yes> <very yes!> <no>

    Glorified cat, I'm gonna teach you how to live...

    Ah, staying alive! You'd like to know about potions!

  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    If by potions you mean fine bourbun.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »

    also 38thdoe just had a kid, so odds of him playing are very low.

    I'll sign because I want to be magic number 30

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »

    nvm

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »

    if a rare pokemon shows up, they can have my slot.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    This don't look like Viridian City. And where are the Pokemon?

    Grandpa got me lost again. Stupid old man. Can't remember my name then lets Red name me LOLCAT...

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Alrighty, role PMs are going out!

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »

    also 38thdoe just had a kid, so odds of him playing are very low.

    I'll sign because I want to be magic number 30
    Man sometimes I just gotta at people cuz I was thinkin about them. Way back when I was a wee pup on a big ol world of phalla and these pillars of the community were swinging they dicks around like woah.

    (that thought got away from me)

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Day 1 - The Train-Ride to Hogwarts

    Well bless my nippers!' cries Harry. 'Bless them all day long.'

    He stands in awe of the steaming engine, the train that shall propel him to the stage that he was born for, the Hogwarts Express.

    Chapter 10

    As the Hogwarts Express drags along the countryside, all the kids' hearts race in time with the engine. The scene is so beautiful that the landscape is literally peppered with painters working out masterpiece after masterpiece.

    Ronnie the Weasel shows up and makes his grand entrance to share the compartment with Harry. The proud lad remembers Harry from the platform and takes a seat. In the introductions, Ron is struck with a face almost sacred when Harry introduces himself as the H. P. The scar is called into question. It is shown, and it is wicked.

    The food service wench appears. Ron, obviously from a family whose money is spread thinly over a vast volume of loin product, cannot buy a thing. But the newly-minted Monopoly champ H. P. flashes some coin, and the new friends celebrate over a pile of cakes, and frogs, and nipples of Witchy Venus, and rats, and chocospells, and fruitnuts. You know, wizardly fodder, the same kind of junky food you and I would wallow our mouths upon if we were in Harry and Ron's place.

    Ron, Ron loves Twizzlers.

    They talk over the syllabus and what's to be demanded of them at Hogwarts.
    Ronnie tells Harry that he is a pot-of-coffee-by-day, bottle-of-wine-by-night type of guy.
    Harry says, 'Triple that, and you got me.'
    They laugh a congenial laugh and both of them realise that they are instant friends, friends forever.

    Just as Ron is about to produce yellow pillows, a spell he has learned at home, pillows of gold, he and Harry are interrupted by a horrible creature that is noisily and slowly making its way down the hall and finally appears in the doorway. Only upon closer examination do Ronnie and H. P. realise that this thing is a girl looking for somebody's frog. Her hair seems to be made up of hair-follicle-sized serpents. A pre-pubescent Medusa. She demands that Ron finish his spell, but, by mere proximity to such a wretched creature, Ron cannot concentrate, and almost kills his rat instead of producing pillows of gold. She tries to degrade Ron, but only looks stupid. Knowing that these boys obviously hate her filthy guts, she sits down and repairs Harry's glasses with a pretty cool spell. The boys have to admit that this creature posing as a humanoid has some chops. Definitely some chops, indeed. Only after the spell does she recognise our H. P. for who he is.

    She intros herself as Harmony and begs Ronnie of his name, but he only growls and smacks in her direction. This prompts her to leave, and, as a last ditch effort to please, she informs Ronnie of his chocolatey nose. As if he did not know.

    Chapter 11

    Finally, the moment of truth! The God Wheel of Fate has stopped for all these kiddies on Yes, Yes In-Fucking-Deed, You Will Be a Wizard! And this moment is the first in a series of moments that, no matter what feelings those moments embody, Yes, Yes is still the answer. Yes to life, and Yes to magic!

    Just look at their faces, look at their auras. They are aglow.

    Dear readers, imagine a music that describes a nocturnal, heavenly Yes as the children float on the black, still waters, boating up to the castle of Hogwarts School. Harry knows straightaway that this will be a place where he shall surely brandish his wand valiantly. He knows in his heart that this is a stage where he will conjure and conquer the world with his ungodly charisma points. Harry trembles and steadies himself in the reassuring, pasty presence of Ron the Bear. This moment of Yes consumes our Harry. He feels here that he is the thing of stories. And, for this, he nearly weeps a frenzy of weeps.

    The kids make a formation up to the school's entrance. They file up the main staircase and are met by none other than Professor Hardcastle McCormick, rasping her fingerbones in withering patience as the children gather beneath her on the frontmost staircase.

    She speaks about the school and explains that the class here, now, will be divided into four different, competitive schools. Her voice is chilling, like a piano made of frozen Windex. Her eyes float like smears of fish scales on her candle wax stump of a head. She goes on to describe the systems of points and demerits, house cup, et cetera. Snoozers. All the kids are too tired to listen. The professor drones on in a dead parade about different alumni that everyone should remember, but is interrupted by a child named Upfish, who finally finds his frog. A victory for Upfish! but a staggering loss of control for Hardcastle.

    Clearly not knowing how to pull it back together, Hardcastle takes her leave. A dreadful kid with sunburned hair notices Harry somehow, and calls him out in front of everybody. The murmurs begin.

    Like a cowboy, he saunters up to get a closer look at our H. P. He intros himself as Mouthoil, and, of course, Ronnie busts up at this. The rich little bastard starts throwing class trash about Ronnie the Bear's hard-earning family being poor and rabbit-like. Of course, he goes for the Shame Spell.

    But H. P. gets Ronnie's back by issuing forth a comment or two so deft I cannot even start to reproduce them here. This trumping does wonders for Harry's initial cred here at Hogwarts.

    All PM's are out and Day 1 has begun! It will end tomorrow (Wednesday) at 11PM EST. If you have not received a PM, please let me know privately as soon as possible.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    Slym Shadey

  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    I was just informed by the gatekeeper and keymaster of hogwarts that I am wizard and that he needs a sidekick

    I feigned surprise

    !jdarksun

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Wiz-biz!Wiz-biz!


  • LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    I already forgot all of my grudges from the Christmas Phalla.

  • LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    Oh wait no I didn't Vertroue.

  • archivistkitsunearchivistkitsune Registered User regular
    I'm sure if I put the effort in, I could come up with a grudge vote, but effort. So I'm going to go with preda because shut up, I'm a wizard.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Preda

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Locus wrote: »
    I already forgot all of my grudges from the Christmas Phalla.

    I should look up to see who it was who started that stupid bandwagon because I misspelled desk ridder's name

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Mill wrote: »
    I'm sure if I put the effort in, I could come up with a grudge vote, but effort. So I'm going to go with preda because shut up, I'm a wizard.

    In my mind canon, I'm reading that last part as spoken by Dave Chappelle as Rick James

    edit: my mind canon variation is also cruder

    Egos on
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    [ color=red]Spoit [/color] because I'm sure you deserved it for something in some game.

    Yeah.

  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Yeah, I'm not good at this game.

    Spoit

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Locus wrote: »
    Oh wait no I didn't Vertroue.
    How am I your grudge?
    The entire xmas phalla I sat there and it seemed my ability didnt work on anyone I used it on.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Bedlam for bringing me into anything resembling a harry potter universe, you monster.

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Also rng for roles must hate me.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    I guarantee there may a 50/50 chance of Iron Weasel being mafia.

  • LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Locus wrote: »
    I already forgot all of my grudges from the Christmas Phalla.

    I should look up to see who it was who started that stupid bandwagon because I misspelled desk ridder's name
    Hey now, I had other reasons for voting for you. The misspelling was just the icing on the cake!

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Bedlam for bringing me into anything resembling a harry potter universe, you monster.
    I was hoping we could bury the hatchet.

    Now I will have to bury it

    IN

    YOUR



    FACE!!!!!




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