facetiousa wit so dryit shits sandRegistered Userregular
edited January 2014
Or just make each post part of a giant treatise on what constitutes "reality tv" and what shows I think should actually be called that (spoiler: very few).
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"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
The answer to that question is like... the first however many series of The Real World until Hawaii and not much else.
The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
+1
ObiFettUse the ForceAs You WishRegistered Userregular
I just fixed my dryer so warning: I may be on top of the fucking world because now I can do laundry without having to hang clothes all around the house
ObiFettUse the ForceAs You WishRegistered Userregular
I am, uh, pretty friggin excited/pumped to get this going but the timing could not be worse. If we start now, we have a short day that ends on Friday and then a long second day.
I'd prefer a long first day so people can get a feel for the game, a handle on any roleplay they want to do, plus factions. So I'll put up a narration and send roles out mid-day tomorrow and we will have a really long day one that will end Sunday Night.
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
If you are on a show and a character from an alternate reality on said show, that technically includes the words REALITY and SHOW. Therefore I am qualified, yes?
ObiFettUse the ForceAs You WishRegistered Userregular
edited January 2014
Day 1 Pre-Taping Meeting
Ok, I know you are all itching to pick out your rooms, get to know each other and everything else, but this is a necessary meeting, so please listen.
First, you all have 4 forms in front of you: NDA, Liability, Network Ownership, and Rules. These are separate from the contract you already signed. Fill them out now and get them to us in the next 15 minutes. If you do not, we will start the taping today without you. [Role PMs are going out now, do not discuss game details until I announce they are all out]
Second, once the competition begins and the taping starts, we will be coming by in regular intervals to get personal interviews from you. You must stop whatever you are doing and answer our questions. Try to be honest. Don't be fake. But also realize we are going for entertainment here, so if you need to ham it up a bit, don't be shy. [Once per day you may send in a personal interview through PM to the Host. You may mention up to 3 other players. A limited number of Personal Interviews will be used in the Narration. Clarification Denied on how they are chosen.]
Finally, remember this is a game! People will probably lie, cheat, be mean, and do all manner of horrible things. Its ok to do those things. There is no morality in the context of the game. All that matters is winning. Don't be shy about doing what you need to do for yourself.
That's it. Fill out the forms and proceed to your limos so we can take you to your house!
____________________________
Day 1 will end at 10pm MST on Sunday. Vote to remove someone from the game with a red vote
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
Gizzy for having the audacity to host a game that got me Day 1ed! I put the death of my normal timeline self on your head. And therefore, I will have to confiscate your arm. Choose one!
I'm going to feel incredibly betrayed by anyone who goes back on any deals. I don't care if this is a game, there are REAL RELATIONSHIPS involved. I know we all said we didn't come here to make friends, but I've come to know and love you guys in the...45 minutes we've been playing.
:CRIES:
The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
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Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
Coward? Could a coward craft a felt goatee and mustache of this quality?
Experience from previous seasons indicates that one could not.
If we need to, we can go ask Nicholas FRICKIN' CAAAAAAAGE, OK? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zstKZ8MLhY
I'm sorry, Phyphor, but the tribe has packed up your knives and you're fired.
+1
Sir FabulousMalevolent Squid GodRegistered Userregular
First of all, I just wanted to let all of you know that I'm playing to win. I know that a lot of you think we're going to be all buddy-buddy, but the prize actually means something to me.
But don't let me stop you from getting close to each other. It just makes you easier to tear apart.
Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
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MegafrostLeader of the DecepticonsRegistered Userregular
Everyone has weaknesses, Sir Fab. You'll see. I'll be calling the shots some day.
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Island Name: Felinefine
Island Name: Felinefine
If you pledge $1200 to my kick starters you will get this shirt in the trunk of your Ferrari
Nope
Two spots left now
I am no good being a butt and being pissed at myself and or everyone else.
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
not at all
we love you
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
That's what...she..said?
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
Yum
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
Almost as bad as the new SimCity! GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH
or just talk about my favourite contestants from various shows and post videos and stuff.
(Seriously David Cook is amazing and if you don't think so you're factually wrong.)
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Nah
1 spot left now
We start as soon as filled
lovethatshow teehee
3DS: 1289-8447-4695
3DS: 1289-8447-4695
I'd prefer a long first day so people can get a feel for the game, a handle on any roleplay they want to do, plus factions. So I'll put up a narration and send roles out mid-day tomorrow and we will have a really long day one that will end Sunday Night.
That good for everyone?
3DS: 1289-8447-4695
Ok, I know you are all itching to pick out your rooms, get to know each other and everything else, but this is a necessary meeting, so please listen.
First, you all have 4 forms in front of you: NDA, Liability, Network Ownership, and Rules. These are separate from the contract you already signed. Fill them out now and get them to us in the next 15 minutes. If you do not, we will start the taping today without you. [Role PMs are going out now, do not discuss game details until I announce they are all out]
Second, once the competition begins and the taping starts, we will be coming by in regular intervals to get personal interviews from you. You must stop whatever you are doing and answer our questions. Try to be honest. Don't be fake. But also realize we are going for entertainment here, so if you need to ham it up a bit, don't be shy. [Once per day you may send in a personal interview through PM to the Host. You may mention up to 3 other players. A limited number of Personal Interviews will be used in the Narration. Clarification Denied on how they are chosen.]
Finally, remember this is a game! People will probably lie, cheat, be mean, and do all manner of horrible things. Its ok to do those things. There is no morality in the context of the game. All that matters is winning. Don't be shy about doing what you need to do for yourself.
That's it. Fill out the forms and proceed to your limos so we can take you to your house!
____________________________
Day 1 will end at 10pm MST on Sunday. Vote to remove someone from the game with a red vote
Start creating some Reality Television. Day 1 has officially started.
If you didn't get a role PM from me, please let me know.
:CRIES:
Experience from previous seasons indicates that one could not.
If we need to, we can go ask Nicholas FRICKIN' CAAAAAAAGE, OK?
But don't let me stop you from getting close to each other. It just makes you easier to tear apart.
Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906