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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Sprout wrote: »
    Oh, I'm sure they do, but they just feel like dribs and drabs of content that we get every couple of months. I dunno, maybe I'm just being an ungrateful ass, heh.

    You're not.

    Especially back when they were updating champion histories willy nilly and they were all poooooooop

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    schuss wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    skyknyt wrote: »
    Yasuo is just a giant bucket of bullshit mechanics. I don't see how he can ever be balanced, because much like thresh, it's his underlying mechanics that are broken.

    I'm beginning to think that it's less that their mechanics are inherently broken (although they're absolutely strong), and more that their kits are completely overloaded - especially with passives.

    There's no reason for Thresh to get free armour and AP and have his hook's cooldown get reduced when you hit an enemy and have his auto-attacks scale with both number of souls and 200% AD while still having four strong active skills, just like there's no reason for Yasuo to be resourceless and have double crit chance and have a free shield and generate bonus shield when he uses a zero-cooldown ability and have two of his abilities get stronger on successive casts and get 50% bonus armour penetration after he ults.

    After playing against him, my only beef with Yasuo is his shield. He has enough mobility and other stuff that he shouldn't need the shield (or it should be nerfed hard) if he's played correctly.

    yasuo has very hard laning phases against a lot of champions, and if the jungler comes at the right time he has no escape

    the shield is the only thing that lets him not get pushed out lane

    I'd like to see a change in mechanics for him somewhere, but I don't think nerfing his laning phase is the way to go, he's already one of the champions that requires the most practice to not have a painful game. Certain junglers just shut him down if they focus on mid, teams that know to treat yasuo like the steamroller he can become can make his life hell (and if they have a warwick or vi on the enemy team you better hope your carry won their lane or you will be deleted every teamfight before you do a single point of damage)

    He should have a hard laning phase as he has DOUBLE CRIT and is a hypercarry. Nerf the shield or nerf his lategame. I would rather see the shield nerfed so good yasuo's can still make an impact late game.

    I'm just saying nerfing his shield too much would really make him even more stupidly bad to bad players and do not much to the really good ones

    maybe make the IE passive not stack with him, which would give you more item building options? idk im not a game designer

  • Smaug6Smaug6 Registered User regular
    Quadra kill lulu mid in Challenger series, oh my.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Sprout wrote: »
    Oh, I'm sure they do, but they just feel like dribs and drabs of content that we get every couple of months. I dunno, maybe I'm just being an ungrateful ass, heh.

    You're not.

    Especially back when they were updating champion histories willy nilly and they were all poooooooop

    Katarina is a passionate fiery woman with a spirited soul. She was born to a prominent Noxian general and quickly proved to be a passionate child. She passionately chose the path of the blade and had to assassinate a prominent Demacian officer. She was about to passionately kill him when a prominent Demacian general walked by instead and passion overtook her so she ganked him instead.

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    So [email protected] quoted Kitae who I guess is the lead writer about how lore is so minimal and slow nowadays, and this is what she said:
    "Where is Singed's bio is a reasonable question. I'm not happy we haven't gotten that out to you guys yet. At the time I posted about Singed he was next in line, but some priorities got jumbled.

    We aren't emphasizing bio rewrites right now because (frankly) we're not super happy with the current bio format. I think that you guys aren't super happy with it either.

    What I can say is we have a passionate team of writers, who believe strongly in the value of story and character and we are trying to figure out the best way to bring more story to you guys. Beyond writers, story is valued across Riot. However, as far as actually delivering story goes we've been kind of slow. I do think our events (Shadow Isles, Freljord) and recent champion promotions (Jinx recently, Vel'koz) have going well and I think in game our characters are very strong, but I get you guys want more out of game meaty narrative. So do I.

    What I can say is I am your ally. Every day I advocate for character, story, and world. I advocate for you guys."

    She continued:

    "Yep that is totally reasonable and that would be the perspective I would have as a player. I am pushing for more visible progress on lore. There is always a tradeoff here. If we don't work on ambitious projects, we won't bring you guys better quality lore experiences. But, if we work on projects that are too long term, we run the risk of not having progress.

    We have been delivering new content to you guys: new champions, reworks, faction events, champion previews.

    But we want to deliver a lot more and I agree our visible progress is too low right now. I'm taking that to heart."

    ...What? That's a lot of words to say "More lore? Soon, maybe."
    It's amazing that kitae and the rest of the lore team have apparently managed to convince the rest of Riot they're tortured geniuses who need over a year to write a few crappy paragraphs for a new bio. I wish I could get paid full time to jerk off in my office all day.

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  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Sprout wrote: »
    Oh, I'm sure they do, but they just feel like dribs and drabs of content that we get every couple of months. I dunno, maybe I'm just being an ungrateful ass, heh.

    You're not.

    Especially back when they were updating champion histories willy nilly and they were all poooooooop

    Katarina is a passionate fiery woman with a spirited soul. She was born to a prominent Noxian general and quickly proved to be a passionate child. She passionately chose the path of the blade and had to assassinate a prominent Demacian officer. She was about to passionately kill him when a prominent Demacian general walked by instead and passion overtook her so she ganked him instead.

    Her passion is taxed to contain her.

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  • Joe KJoe K Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Sprout wrote: »
    Oh, I'm sure they do, but they just feel like dribs and drabs of content that we get every couple of months. I dunno, maybe I'm just being an ungrateful ass, heh.

    You're not.

    Especially back when they were updating champion histories willy nilly and they were all poooooooop

    Katarina is a passionate fiery woman with a spirited soul. She was born to a prominent Noxian general and quickly proved to be a passionate child. She passionately chose the path of the blade and had to assassinate a prominent Demacian officer. She was about to passionately kill him when a prominent Demacian general walked by instead and passion overtook her so she ganked him instead.

    with the same tenacity that she spills into her silk blouse - both taxed to contain her.

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  • EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Joe K wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Sprout wrote: »
    Oh, I'm sure they do, but they just feel like dribs and drabs of content that we get every couple of months. I dunno, maybe I'm just being an ungrateful ass, heh.

    You're not.

    Especially back when they were updating champion histories willy nilly and they were all poooooooop

    Katarina is a passionate fiery woman with a spirited soul. She was born to a prominent Noxian general and quickly proved to be a passionate child. She passionately chose the path of the blade and had to assassinate a prominent Demacian officer. She was about to passionately kill him when a prominent Demacian general walked by instead and passion overtook her so she ganked him instead.

    with the same tenacity that she spills into her silk blouse - both taxed to contain her.

    Yeah with quality prose like that, I'm surprised they haven't attracted Pulitzer winners.

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    shes the daughter of a pirate general

    I didnt know pirates had generals

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    shes the daughter of a pirate general

    I didnt know pirates had generals
    Wow, that's racist against pirates.

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    I'm sympathetic towards the fact that much of what the lore team does will be invisible - I mean we know how much time a single champion takes, and they're quite involved in those. I understand that someone like Jinx looks like they were thrown together off of one idea, but was more realistically refined and redesigned repeatedly over a long period of time. But at the same time it's strange to me how much of their effort seems focused on the invisible.

    Something like bio rewrites should be low risk/low effort and able to be turned out fairly quickly, I would think - I have to wonder what it is that makes them refrain from pulling the trigger. Are they concerned about changing things again later? Or is the management so focused on new champions that the lore team has little time to even think about things like that unless they do it off the clock? I don't know, but I have to wonder what's going on. At least one person in the chain of command is dropping the ball.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2014
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    so this manta ray thing from the velkoz splash

    has been in other battlecast teasers

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    so i guess that's an upcoming champ with a battlecast skin

    which will then tease an upcoming champ in that splash art

    which will then be revealed and launch with a battlecast skin which will then tease an upcoming champ in that splash art

    which will then

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  • MahnmutMahnmut Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    I'm sympathetic towards the fact that much of what the lore team does will be invisible - I mean we know how much time a single champion takes, and they're quite involved in those. I understand that someone like Jinx looks like they were thrown together off of one idea, but was more realistically refined and redesigned repeatedly over a long period of time. But at the same time it's strange to me how much of their effort seems focused on the invisible.

    Something like bio rewrites should be low risk/low effort and able to be turned out fairly quickly, I would think - I have to wonder what it is that makes them refrain from pulling the trigger. Are they concerned about changing things again later? Or is the management so focused on new champions that the lore team has little time to even think about things like that unless they do it off the clock? I don't know, but I have to wonder what's going on. At least one person in the chain of command is dropping the ball.

    I think it's the latter -- they're focused on whatever invisible-to-us work helps in the overall process of producing a visible champion like Jinx; they're avoiding obvious deliverables like chunks of prose because they don't know how to make chunks of prose high-impact.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    Easter egg for Battlecast

    If you have a team of full Battlecast skins

    All the champions combine into one super unit

    Team captain controls movement, everyone else has separate abilities to use

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    shes the daughter of a pirate general

    I didnt know pirates had generals
    Wow, that's racist against pirates.

    gotta say i can't wait for red cAAARRRRRRRRRRRd Katarina to become available again

  • TalithTalith 変態という名の紳士 Miami, FLRegistered User regular
    Mahnmut wrote: »
    I'm sympathetic towards the fact that much of what the lore team does will be invisible - I mean we know how much time a single champion takes, and they're quite involved in those. I understand that someone like Jinx looks like they were thrown together off of one idea, but was more realistically refined and redesigned repeatedly over a long period of time. But at the same time it's strange to me how much of their effort seems focused on the invisible.

    Something like bio rewrites should be low risk/low effort and able to be turned out fairly quickly, I would think - I have to wonder what it is that makes them refrain from pulling the trigger. Are they concerned about changing things again later? Or is the management so focused on new champions that the lore team has little time to even think about things like that unless they do it off the clock? I don't know, but I have to wonder what's going on. At least one person in the chain of command is dropping the ball.

    I think it's the latter -- they're focused on whatever invisible-to-us work helps in the overall process of producing a visible champion like Jinx; they're avoiding obvious deliverables like chunks of prose because they don't know how to make chunks of prose high-impact.

    Got it. They will make awesome, high impact videos detailing what a champion is all about. Expect to see Miss Fortune slipping into her struggling silk blouse.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Talith wrote: »
    Mahnmut wrote: »
    I'm sympathetic towards the fact that much of what the lore team does will be invisible - I mean we know how much time a single champion takes, and they're quite involved in those. I understand that someone like Jinx looks like they were thrown together off of one idea, but was more realistically refined and redesigned repeatedly over a long period of time. But at the same time it's strange to me how much of their effort seems focused on the invisible.

    Something like bio rewrites should be low risk/low effort and able to be turned out fairly quickly, I would think - I have to wonder what it is that makes them refrain from pulling the trigger. Are they concerned about changing things again later? Or is the management so focused on new champions that the lore team has little time to even think about things like that unless they do it off the clock? I don't know, but I have to wonder what's going on. At least one person in the chain of command is dropping the ball.

    I think it's the latter -- they're focused on whatever invisible-to-us work helps in the overall process of producing a visible champion like Jinx; they're avoiding obvious deliverables like chunks of prose because they don't know how to make chunks of prose high-impact.

    Got it. They will make awesome, high impact videos detailing what a champion is all about. Expect to see Miss Fortune slipping into her struggling silk blouse.

    Should Miss Fortune shed her silk blouse so that she can aerodynamically swim through the seas? Vote yes or no for a mere 1000 RP!

    Talith
  • KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    I like to think of the Miss Fortune Judgment piece as being firmly tongue in cheek and therefore an awesome example of parody and lampshading, rather than a piece written with dicks firmly in hand and therefore an awesome example of chauvenistic sexism and wankery.

    Kay on
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  • evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    Talith wrote: »
    Mahnmut wrote: »
    I'm sympathetic towards the fact that much of what the lore team does will be invisible - I mean we know how much time a single champion takes, and they're quite involved in those. I understand that someone like Jinx looks like they were thrown together off of one idea, but was more realistically refined and redesigned repeatedly over a long period of time. But at the same time it's strange to me how much of their effort seems focused on the invisible.

    Something like bio rewrites should be low risk/low effort and able to be turned out fairly quickly, I would think - I have to wonder what it is that makes them refrain from pulling the trigger. Are they concerned about changing things again later? Or is the management so focused on new champions that the lore team has little time to even think about things like that unless they do it off the clock? I don't know, but I have to wonder what's going on. At least one person in the chain of command is dropping the ball.

    I think it's the latter -- they're focused on whatever invisible-to-us work helps in the overall process of producing a visible champion like Jinx; they're avoiding obvious deliverables like chunks of prose because they don't know how to make chunks of prose high-impact.

    Got it. They will make awesome, high impact videos detailing what a champion is all about. Expect to see Miss Fortune slipping into her struggling silk blouse.

    You seem awfully dismissive of boobs.
    Reported.

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    shes the daughter of a pirate general

    I didnt know pirates had generals

    maybe it's like an attorney general.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Mahnmut wrote: »
    I'm sympathetic towards the fact that much of what the lore team does will be invisible - I mean we know how much time a single champion takes, and they're quite involved in those. I understand that someone like Jinx looks like they were thrown together off of one idea, but was more realistically refined and redesigned repeatedly over a long period of time. But at the same time it's strange to me how much of their effort seems focused on the invisible.

    Something like bio rewrites should be low risk/low effort and able to be turned out fairly quickly, I would think - I have to wonder what it is that makes them refrain from pulling the trigger. Are they concerned about changing things again later? Or is the management so focused on new champions that the lore team has little time to even think about things like that unless they do it off the clock? I don't know, but I have to wonder what's going on. At least one person in the chain of command is dropping the ball.

    I think it's the latter -- they're focused on whatever invisible-to-us work helps in the overall process of producing a visible champion like Jinx; they're avoiding obvious deliverables like chunks of prose because they don't know how to make chunks of prose high-impact.

    I think it's somewhat of a bunker mentality.

    Whatever they do will be shit on by half the community, because that's the kind of community it is. A third of the other half will be meh, another third won't read it, and the final third of the non-hating half will love it.

    And they will also be shit on by everyone else.

    When you're looking at that audience, as a writer

    Maybe helping on lyrics to a music video and writing backstory that the champ designers internalize when they make someone new is the preferable path.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Mahnmut wrote: »
    I'm sympathetic towards the fact that much of what the lore team does will be invisible - I mean we know how much time a single champion takes, and they're quite involved in those. I understand that someone like Jinx looks like they were thrown together off of one idea, but was more realistically refined and redesigned repeatedly over a long period of time. But at the same time it's strange to me how much of their effort seems focused on the invisible.

    Something like bio rewrites should be low risk/low effort and able to be turned out fairly quickly, I would think - I have to wonder what it is that makes them refrain from pulling the trigger. Are they concerned about changing things again later? Or is the management so focused on new champions that the lore team has little time to even think about things like that unless they do it off the clock? I don't know, but I have to wonder what's going on. At least one person in the chain of command is dropping the ball.

    I think it's the latter -- they're focused on whatever invisible-to-us work helps in the overall process of producing a visible champion like Jinx; they're avoiding obvious deliverables like chunks of prose because they don't know how to make chunks of prose high-impact.

    I think it's somewhat of a bunker mentality.

    Whatever they do will be shit on by half the community, because that's the kind of community it is. A third of the other half will be meh, another third won't read it, and the final third of the non-hating half will love it.

    And they will also be shit on by everyone else.

    When you're looking at that audience, as a writer

    Maybe helping on lyrics to a music video and writing backstory that the champ designers internalize when they make someone new is the preferable path.
    Well, it certainly doesn't help that everyone on the lore team is either a really, really bad writer or completely unwilling to try at all.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    See that's exactly what I mean :(

  • TalithTalith 変態という名の紳士 Miami, FLRegistered User regular
    evilthecat wrote: »
    Talith wrote: »
    Mahnmut wrote: »
    I'm sympathetic towards the fact that much of what the lore team does will be invisible - I mean we know how much time a single champion takes, and they're quite involved in those. I understand that someone like Jinx looks like they were thrown together off of one idea, but was more realistically refined and redesigned repeatedly over a long period of time. But at the same time it's strange to me how much of their effort seems focused on the invisible.

    Something like bio rewrites should be low risk/low effort and able to be turned out fairly quickly, I would think - I have to wonder what it is that makes them refrain from pulling the trigger. Are they concerned about changing things again later? Or is the management so focused on new champions that the lore team has little time to even think about things like that unless they do it off the clock? I don't know, but I have to wonder what's going on. At least one person in the chain of command is dropping the ball.

    I think it's the latter -- they're focused on whatever invisible-to-us work helps in the overall process of producing a visible champion like Jinx; they're avoiding obvious deliverables like chunks of prose because they don't know how to make chunks of prose high-impact.

    Got it. They will make awesome, high impact videos detailing what a champion is all about. Expect to see Miss Fortune slipping into her struggling silk blouse.

    You seem awfully dismissive of boobs.
    Reported.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Mahnmut wrote: »
    I'm sympathetic towards the fact that much of what the lore team does will be invisible - I mean we know how much time a single champion takes, and they're quite involved in those. I understand that someone like Jinx looks like they were thrown together off of one idea, but was more realistically refined and redesigned repeatedly over a long period of time. But at the same time it's strange to me how much of their effort seems focused on the invisible.

    Something like bio rewrites should be low risk/low effort and able to be turned out fairly quickly, I would think - I have to wonder what it is that makes them refrain from pulling the trigger. Are they concerned about changing things again later? Or is the management so focused on new champions that the lore team has little time to even think about things like that unless they do it off the clock? I don't know, but I have to wonder what's going on. At least one person in the chain of command is dropping the ball.

    I think it's the latter -- they're focused on whatever invisible-to-us work helps in the overall process of producing a visible champion like Jinx; they're avoiding obvious deliverables like chunks of prose because they don't know how to make chunks of prose high-impact.

    I think it's somewhat of a bunker mentality.

    Whatever they do will be shit on by half the community, because that's the kind of community it is. A third of the other half will be meh, another third won't read it, and the final third of the non-hating half will love it.

    And they will also be shit on by everyone else.

    When you're looking at that audience, as a writer

    Maybe helping on lyrics to a music video and writing backstory that the champ designers internalize when they make someone new is the preferable path.
    Well, it certainly doesn't help that everyone on the lore team is either a really, really bad writer or completely unwilling to try at all.

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  • SampsenSampsen Aggressive Berserker Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Cyberpunk Lee Sin. This looks awesome.
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    Edit - This isn't actually League concept art, this is just some deviant art of a street brawler that someone decided to put on reddit as Pulsefire Lee Sin. This is not even close to a pulsefire skin, but I did like the resemblance to Lee Sin.

    Sampsen on
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  • evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    Talith wrote: »
    evilthecat wrote: »
    Talith wrote: »
    Mahnmut wrote: »
    I'm sympathetic towards the fact that much of what the lore team does will be invisible - I mean we know how much time a single champion takes, and they're quite involved in those. I understand that someone like Jinx looks like they were thrown together off of one idea, but was more realistically refined and redesigned repeatedly over a long period of time. But at the same time it's strange to me how much of their effort seems focused on the invisible.

    Something like bio rewrites should be low risk/low effort and able to be turned out fairly quickly, I would think - I have to wonder what it is that makes them refrain from pulling the trigger. Are they concerned about changing things again later? Or is the management so focused on new champions that the lore team has little time to even think about things like that unless they do it off the clock? I don't know, but I have to wonder what's going on. At least one person in the chain of command is dropping the ball.

    I think it's the latter -- they're focused on whatever invisible-to-us work helps in the overall process of producing a visible champion like Jinx; they're avoiding obvious deliverables like chunks of prose because they don't know how to make chunks of prose high-impact.

    Got it. They will make awesome, high impact videos detailing what a champion is all about. Expect to see Miss Fortune slipping into her struggling silk blouse.

    You seem awfully dismissive of boobs.
    Reported.

    Please. The LoL EULA requires unwavering fielty to our mammarian masters; a binding contract if there ever was one.

    lip service on your part!
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    I'm onto you.
    Your name is remarkably close to Taleth. The runeword for stealth.
    And as we all know, stealth is the hallmark of cowards and rats.
    You come to undermine and ruin!

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  • TalithTalith 変態という名の紳士 Miami, FLRegistered User regular
    evilthecat wrote: »
    Talith wrote: »
    evilthecat wrote: »
    Talith wrote: »
    Mahnmut wrote: »
    I'm sympathetic towards the fact that much of what the lore team does will be invisible - I mean we know how much time a single champion takes, and they're quite involved in those. I understand that someone like Jinx looks like they were thrown together off of one idea, but was more realistically refined and redesigned repeatedly over a long period of time. But at the same time it's strange to me how much of their effort seems focused on the invisible.

    Something like bio rewrites should be low risk/low effort and able to be turned out fairly quickly, I would think - I have to wonder what it is that makes them refrain from pulling the trigger. Are they concerned about changing things again later? Or is the management so focused on new champions that the lore team has little time to even think about things like that unless they do it off the clock? I don't know, but I have to wonder what's going on. At least one person in the chain of command is dropping the ball.

    I think it's the latter -- they're focused on whatever invisible-to-us work helps in the overall process of producing a visible champion like Jinx; they're avoiding obvious deliverables like chunks of prose because they don't know how to make chunks of prose high-impact.

    Got it. They will make awesome, high impact videos detailing what a champion is all about. Expect to see Miss Fortune slipping into her struggling silk blouse.

    You seem awfully dismissive of boobs.
    Reported.

    Please. The LoL EULA requires unwavering fielty to our mammarian masters; a binding contract if there ever was one.

    lip service on your part!
    Born a heathen, die a heathen.
    I'm onto you.
    Your name is remarkably close to Taleth. The runeword for stealth.
    And as we all know, stealth is the hallmark of cowards and rats.
    You come to undermine and ruin!

    I'm OK with stealth. Stealth is stacked.

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  • MrGrimoireMrGrimoire Pixflare Registered User regular
    But it's not hard to write high-impact short stories. You just lock someone in a room with a lot of booze and an overhanging deadline. BAM! :(

    They must have hired a bunch of aspiring high-fantasy novelists.

  • Joe KJoe K Registered User regular
    MrGrimoire wrote: »
    But it's not hard to write high-impact short stories. You just lock someone in a room with a lot of booze and an overhanging deadline. BAM! :(

    They must have hired a bunch of aspiring high-fantasy novelists.

    maybe they should hire Blizzard's lore writers....

  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    Joe K wrote: »
    MrGrimoire wrote: »
    But it's not hard to write high-impact short stories. You just lock someone in a room with a lot of booze and an overhanging deadline. BAM! :(

    They must have hired a bunch of aspiring high-fantasy novelists.

    maybe they should hire Blizzard's lore writers....
    Miss Fortune spills into the Great Hallway with the same tenacity that she spills into her silk blouse, both taxed to contain her corruption, which caused her to turn evil but she's really good at heart.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    Well, as I alluded to earlier, their previous problem was certain writers who really loved their magical girlfriends. Can only go up from there, really.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Well, as I alluded to earlier, their previous problem was certain writers who really loved their magical girlfriends. Can only go up from there, really.

    Bob "I'm doing nidalee" Nashahago

    And for you newer players, if you think we're being facetious, go look up the Ionia vs Noxus match riot ran like back in 2010 with Phreak and Nashahago and somebody else commenting.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Well, as I alluded to earlier, their previous problem was certain writers who really loved their magical girlfriends. Can only go up from there, really.

    Bob "I'm doing nidalee" Nashahago

    And for you newer players, if you think we're being facetious, go look up the Ionia vs Noxus match riot ran like back in 2010 with Phreak and Nashahago and somebody else commenting.
    That match is always worth watching anyway if only so you can see someone more or less singlehandedly getting an item nerfed.

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    Naphtali
  • Joe KJoe K Registered User regular
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Well, as I alluded to earlier, their previous problem was certain writers who really loved their magical girlfriends. Can only go up from there, really.

    Bob "I'm doing nidalee" Nashahago

    And for you newer players, if you think we're being facetious, go look up the Ionia vs Noxus match riot ran like back in 2010 with Phreak and Nashahago and somebody else commenting.
    That match is always worth watching anyway if only so you can see someone more or less singlehandedly getting an item nerfed.

    is that the innervating locket abuse game?

    Naphtali
  • KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    Joe K wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Well, as I alluded to earlier, their previous problem was certain writers who really loved their magical girlfriends. Can only go up from there, really.

    Bob "I'm doing nidalee" Nashahago

    And for you newer players, if you think we're being facetious, go look up the Ionia vs Noxus match riot ran like back in 2010 with Phreak and Nashahago and somebody else commenting.
    That match is always worth watching anyway if only so you can see someone more or less singlehandedly getting an item nerfed.

    is that the innervating locket abuse game?
    Guardsman Bob, just making use of something that was In The Game.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    Kay wrote: »
    Joe K wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Well, as I alluded to earlier, their previous problem was certain writers who really loved their magical girlfriends. Can only go up from there, really.

    Bob "I'm doing nidalee" Nashahago

    And for you newer players, if you think we're being facetious, go look up the Ionia vs Noxus match riot ran like back in 2010 with Phreak and Nashahago and somebody else commenting.
    That match is always worth watching anyway if only so you can see someone more or less singlehandedly getting an item nerfed.

    is that the innervating locket abuse game?
    Guardsman Bob, just making use of something that was In The Game.
    He was having a great game without it anyway but he was literally unkillable once he got it.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    welp i'm done for the night.

    9/0 in lane as ADC.

    "brb i'm buying."

    "ok"

    team runs in one by one. obviously. then does it AGAIN into baron.

    now Renekton is stupidly fed and i'm trying so god damn hard to win this game but. . .no. they couldn't just listen to me. nope.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Well, as I alluded to earlier, their previous problem was certain writers who really loved their magical girlfriends. Can only go up from there, really.

    Bob "I'm doing nidalee" Nashahago

    And for you newer players, if you think we're being facetious, go look up the Ionia vs Noxus match riot ran like back in 2010 with Phreak and Nashahago and somebody else commenting.

    Wait

    Was Nashahago actually a Rioter or something? Because that really ramps up the weirdness of some of the old Journal of Justice

  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Well, as I alluded to earlier, their previous problem was certain writers who really loved their magical girlfriends. Can only go up from there, really.

    Bob "I'm doing nidalee" Nashahago

    And for you newer players, if you think we're being facetious, go look up the Ionia vs Noxus match riot ran like back in 2010 with Phreak and Nashahago and somebody else commenting.

    Wait

    Was Nashahago actually a Rioter or something? Because that really ramps up the weirdness of some of the old Journal of Justice
    Yes, he was. However, I'm also pretty sure Nidalee was actually named for someone they know which minorly cuts down the weirdness...but only somewhat.

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