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Gym[chat]a

ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
There's a new kind of martial arts combat.

A secret mission for the United States Government.

His only weapon: Himself.

And that's all he needs.

Combine the discipline, the timing, and the power of gymnastics with the explosive force of karate and a new, all-powerful martial art is born.

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Also, haha, stupid Parmistani peasants shouldn't have revolted around the town pommel horse:

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Editor's Note: Not @Gim[chat]a

Allegedly a voice of reason.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    @eddy um melo

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    lol looks like someone watches red letter media reviews

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Life is beauti[chat]

    This is a lie, it's full of poop and then that gets on your forceps in the middle of surgery and you're like "ughhhh" and then the abdomen tries to flex and you're like "what the fuck you aren't connected to anything."

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    yess gymkata

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Life is beauti[chat]

    This is a lie, it's full of poop and then that gets on your forceps in the middle of surgery and you're like "ughhhh" and then the abdomen tries to flex and you're like "what the fuck you aren't connected to anything."

    Whistle a bit, Shiv.

    Life is beautiful.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Podly wrote: »
    lol looks like someone watches red letter media reviews

    i don't even know what that is, do they praise this marvel of modern cinema?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    What's with how in movies, whenever the bad guy throws a house party, there are always like 40 women walking around in lingerie? Where did their clothes go? Did they walk to the party in their undies? This seems impractical.

    Aioua on
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    @eddy um melo

    ughhh my knicks friends are gonna be insufferable now

    those jordan ads with melo are fucking hilarious though

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Life is beauti[chat]

    This is a lie, it's full of poop and then that gets on your forceps in the middle of surgery and you're like "ughhhh" and then the abdomen tries to flex and you're like "what the fuck you aren't connected to anything."

    Whistle a bit, Shiv.

    Life is beautiful.

    Ok it's beautiful but also freaky and disgusting.

    The way nerve cords are arranged is pretty neat though.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    WATEVER MELO STILL SOFT

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    lol looks like someone watches red letter media reviews

    looks like somebody doesnt roll up underwear and smoke them in other underwear

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I am so proud of myself how I mixed Arrested Development with the concept of a banana republic in the oxfam thread

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    lol looks like someone watches red letter media reviews

    i don't even know what that is, do they praise this marvel of modern cinema?

    red letter media is a very funny review site that mainly does reviews of new movies with an arch story tying the reviews together and "best of the worst" where they review b movies, weird instructional videos, etc etc

    obviously gymkata was on best of the worst

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Podly wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    lol looks like someone watches red letter media reviews

    i don't even know what that is, do they praise this marvel of modern cinema?

    red letter media is a very funny review site that mainly does reviews of new movies with an arch story tying the reviews together and "best of the worst" where they review b movies, weird instructional videos, etc etc

    obviously gymkata was on best of the worst

    nice. i will have to check this out

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    lol looks like someone watches red letter media reviews

    looks like somebody doesnt roll up underwear and smoke them in other underwear

    haha get reckt

    poo
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    MISSED FIRST 3 SHOTS OF 4TH QUARTER

    UNCLUTCH CAN'T BREAK THE RECORD

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • jeffinvajeffinva Koogler coming this summerRegistered User regular
    I need to develop a new style, one that says "this guy is an adult, is sophisticated and gainfully employed, but likes to party". I've been stuck in a kind of "this dude can afford to dress better and iron his cargo pants, but you know, those things take effort and he has a huge Steam backlog".

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    They have reviews of the prequel trilogy that are nearly as long as the movies themselves.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    he just got sat

    no desire to be the best

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    jeffinva wrote: »
    I need to develop a new style, one that says "this guy is an adult, is sophisticated and gainfully employed, but likes to party". I've been stuck in a kind of "this dude can afford to dress better and iron his cargo pants, but you know, those things take effort and he has a huge Steam backlog".

    vest and suspenders and fedora

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    holy crap i looked down

    my belly got huge

    gross im gonna go die now

    poo
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    its a boy

    poo
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    jeffinva wrote: »
    I need to develop a new style, one that says "this guy is an adult, is sophisticated and gainfully employed, but likes to party". I've been stuck in a kind of "this dude can afford to dress better and iron his cargo pants, but you know, those things take effort and he has a huge Steam backlog".

    vest and suspenders and fedora

    you forgot the utilikilt

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i stopped a shoplifting today

    i didn't do anything

    guy just pocketed something just as i came around the corner

    he got spooked, dumped the stuff, and hurried out

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i stopped a shoplifting today

    i didn't do anything

    guy just pocketed something just as i came around the corner

    he got spooked, dumped the stuff, and hurried out

    how many honeyz did u acquire thru this akt of heroness

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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Speaking of the United States, guess which state has been determined to be the BEST? MINE. :D

    http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/01/states-of-our-union-are-not-all-strong-102547.html#.UuLAzvYo4XE

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    the idea of another dude perceiving me as some sort of threat made me feel like my penis grew three sizes though

    this must be what being a cop feels like all the time

    my god

    i'm joining the force

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i stopped a shoplifting today

    i didn't do anything

    guy just pocketed something just as i came around the corner

    he got spooked, dumped the stuff, and hurried out

    I know the word hero gets thrown a lot, but you are a hero.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i stopped a shoplifting today

    i didn't do anything

    guy just pocketed something just as i came around the corner

    he got spooked, dumped the stuff, and hurried out

    spooked him with your intimidating glare and threat of beatdown

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    my rottweiler died earlier today

    my family really isn't getting the hang of staying alive lately

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    my rottweiler died earlier today

    my family really isn't getting the hang of staying alive lately

    Ugh, that's terrible. I'm so sorry for your loss, Carrot. :(

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    my rottweiler died earlier today

    my family really isn't getting the hang of staying alive lately

    damn, that sucks man.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    where is girlfriend i am so hungry

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    God, I am so sorry Carrot. That really sucks. :(

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Speaking of the United States, guess which state has been determined to be the BEST? MINE. :D

    http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/01/states-of-our-union-are-not-all-strong-102547.html#.UuLAzvYo4XE

    i have been to NH so i am very skeptical

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    where is girlfriend i am so hungry

    Do not eat your girlfriend.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    my rottweiler died earlier today

    my family really isn't getting the hang of staying alive lately

    that sux dude

    how old was he

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    where is girlfriend i am so hungry

    Do not eat your girlfriend.

    :winky:

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    where is girlfriend i am so hungry

    eat ur girlfriend

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