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[PA Comic] Monday, February 3, 2014 - Dedication

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited February 2014 in The Penny Arcade Hub

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Oh my. That went to a place.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Sarah Mclachlan can learn a thing or two from this.

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  • NijhazerNijhazer Sunnyvale, CARegistered User regular
    God damn you. I should not have laughed at this. I should not still be laughing at this.

  • Mr.FahrenheitMr.Fahrenheit Registered User regular
    Everyone should be laughing at this.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Give til it hurts.

    Your wrist. Not the dog weiner.

    You know what I should just not post this

    Fake edit: Fuck!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    This is the best comic I've seen in awhile

    This says a lot about my sense of humor I know.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    i'm wearing the facial expression i use when i walk into a room and something really weird is happening

    now in my mind i'm slowly walking backwards and closing the door

    Casual on
  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    This comic is disgusting.


    How could he betray his true love of ostriches for a bunch of mangy mutts? Why, Tycho, why?

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Wow.

    Woooooooow.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    I believe this is the appropriate reaction:
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    edit: replaced with smaller version, sorry.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Good ol' Tycho. Doing the lord's work.

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    I believe this is the appropriate reaction:

    That's a 6MB image bro, the limit on the forums is 500k.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    This is the best birthday comic ever.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Zxerol wrote: »
    This comic is disgusting.


    How could he betray his true love of ostriches for a bunch of mangy mutts? Why, Tycho, why?

    This isn't a sex thing. It's a public service.

  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Can't it be both?

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    i'm wearing the facial expression i use when i walk into a room and something really weird is happening

    now in my mind i'm slowly walking backwards and closing the door

    Shame you're not one of those shelter dogs.

    Coulda gotten a handy on the way out.

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS
  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Can't it be both?

    Dude, don't cheapen it.

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  • ShowsniShowsni Registered User regular
    At least he's sticking to his 2011 resolution. He is sticking to it, right?

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Showsni wrote: »
    At least he's sticking to his 2011 resolution. He is sticking to it, right?

    well something's sticking.

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  • Ryan A. ElliottRyan A. Elliott Registered User regular
    I hope there's an hour long DLC from the making of this strip...

  • vedettevedette Registered User regular
    Is that what make him a monster?

  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    From Jerry's post:
    I had avoided it and perhaps the entire continuum of organized sport to be unlike my father, essentially; one of those impotent displays of personhood one engages in before they have discovered anything like a self. But I can sit by him as he fades in and out, and share a kind of consciousness with him; we agree on nothing, except nothing. We are molecular enemies. But we can agree that the ref is almost certainly on the take.

    This, right here, this is a lot of the reason why sports is such a big part of society. It literally does not matter who you are. It doesn't matter who the guy sitting next to you is. It doesn't matter if the two of you would otherwise be bitter rivals. And it certainly doesn't matter that neither of you can play worth a damn. On game day, as long as the two of you have the same colors on, for the next couple hours, all is forgiven. You have at least one thing in common, and at that moment, that one thing is the most important thing in the world. And in most towns, just about everybody in that town has the same colors on, regardless of social status, which means it's easy to find allies. Even if you otherwise are basically socially detached from the rest of the town, show up in the colors and you've made instant friends of everyone in the room.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • mare_imbriummare_imbrium Registered User regular
    Gosling wrote: »
    From Jerry's post:
    I had avoided it and perhaps the entire continuum of organized sport to be unlike my father, essentially; one of those impotent displays of personhood one engages in before they have discovered anything like a self. But I can sit by him as he fades in and out, and share a kind of consciousness with him; we agree on nothing, except nothing. We are molecular enemies. But we can agree that the ref is almost certainly on the take.

    This, right here, this is a lot of the reason why sports is such a big part of society. It literally does not matter who you are. It doesn't matter who the guy sitting next to you is. It doesn't matter if the two of you would otherwise be bitter rivals. And it certainly doesn't matter that neither of you can play worth a damn. On game day, as long as the two of you have the same colors on, for the next couple hours, all is forgiven. You have at least one thing in common, and at that moment, that one thing is the most important thing in the world. And in most towns, just about everybody in that town has the same colors on, regardless of social status, which means it's easy to find allies. Even if you otherwise are basically socially detached from the rest of the town, show up in the colors and you've made instant friends of everyone in the room.

    Isn't this also why people go to church? Well, one reason.

    Not into sports or religion, I do sometimes miss belonging.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Gosling wrote: »
    From Jerry's post:
    I had avoided it and perhaps the entire continuum of organized sport to be unlike my father, essentially; one of those impotent displays of personhood one engages in before they have discovered anything like a self. But I can sit by him as he fades in and out, and share a kind of consciousness with him; we agree on nothing, except nothing. We are molecular enemies. But we can agree that the ref is almost certainly on the take.

    This, right here, this is a lot of the reason why sports is such a big part of society. It literally does not matter who you are. It doesn't matter who the guy sitting next to you is. It doesn't matter if the two of you would otherwise be bitter rivals. And it certainly doesn't matter that neither of you can play worth a damn. On game day, as long as the two of you have the same colors on, for the next couple hours, all is forgiven. You have at least one thing in common, and at that moment, that one thing is the most important thing in the world. And in most towns, just about everybody in that town has the same colors on, regardless of social status, which means it's easy to find allies. Even if you otherwise are basically socially detached from the rest of the town, show up in the colors and you've made instant friends of everyone in the room.

    Isn't this also why people go to church? Well, one reason.

    Not into sports or religion, I do sometimes miss belonging.

    to a certain extent, yes

    humans are social animals, we're tribal creatures by nature

    the instantaneous gratification of belonging in a social group by sheer virtue of possessing a simplistic trait like professing a belief, appreciation, or affection for this or that is pretty potent

    nerds to it too, pretty intensely

    all humans do it

    it's our nature

  • YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Gosling wrote: »
    From Jerry's post:
    I had avoided it and perhaps the entire continuum of organized sport to be unlike my father, essentially; one of those impotent displays of personhood one engages in before they have discovered anything like a self. But I can sit by him as he fades in and out, and share a kind of consciousness with him; we agree on nothing, except nothing. We are molecular enemies. But we can agree that the ref is almost certainly on the take.

    This, right here, this is a lot of the reason why sports is such a big part of society. It literally does not matter who you are. It doesn't matter who the guy sitting next to you is. It doesn't matter if the two of you would otherwise be bitter rivals. And it certainly doesn't matter that neither of you can play worth a damn. On game day, as long as the two of you have the same colors on, for the next couple hours, all is forgiven. You have at least one thing in common, and at that moment, that one thing is the most important thing in the world. And in most towns, just about everybody in that town has the same colors on, regardless of social status, which means it's easy to find allies. Even if you otherwise are basically socially detached from the rest of the town, show up in the colors and you've made instant friends of everyone in the room.

    The corollary to this is is a large part of why I want no part of organized sports.
    "All you have to do to be the enemy of somebody is wear the wrong costume." Sports fandom can be the very essence of exclusionary tribalism.

    YoungFrey on
  • Fleur de AlysFleur de Alys Biohacker Registered User regular
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    From Jerry's post:
    I had avoided it and perhaps the entire continuum of organized sport to be unlike my father, essentially; one of those impotent displays of personhood one engages in before they have discovered anything like a self. But I can sit by him as he fades in and out, and share a kind of consciousness with him; we agree on nothing, except nothing. We are molecular enemies. But we can agree that the ref is almost certainly on the take.

    This, right here, this is a lot of the reason why sports is such a big part of society. It literally does not matter who you are. It doesn't matter who the guy sitting next to you is. It doesn't matter if the two of you would otherwise be bitter rivals. And it certainly doesn't matter that neither of you can play worth a damn. On game day, as long as the two of you have the same colors on, for the next couple hours, all is forgiven. You have at least one thing in common, and at that moment, that one thing is the most important thing in the world. And in most towns, just about everybody in that town has the same colors on, regardless of social status, which means it's easy to find allies. Even if you otherwise are basically socially detached from the rest of the town, show up in the colors and you've made instant friends of everyone in the room.

    The corollary to this is is a large part of why I want no part of organized sports.
    "All you have to do to be the enemy of somebody is wear the wrong costume." Sports fandom can be the very essence of exclusionary tribalism.
    Clearly the solution is to simply wear all the costumes

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    From Jerry's post:
    I had avoided it and perhaps the entire continuum of organized sport to be unlike my father, essentially; one of those impotent displays of personhood one engages in before they have discovered anything like a self. But I can sit by him as he fades in and out, and share a kind of consciousness with him; we agree on nothing, except nothing. We are molecular enemies. But we can agree that the ref is almost certainly on the take.

    This, right here, this is a lot of the reason why sports is such a big part of society. It literally does not matter who you are. It doesn't matter who the guy sitting next to you is. It doesn't matter if the two of you would otherwise be bitter rivals. And it certainly doesn't matter that neither of you can play worth a damn. On game day, as long as the two of you have the same colors on, for the next couple hours, all is forgiven. You have at least one thing in common, and at that moment, that one thing is the most important thing in the world. And in most towns, just about everybody in that town has the same colors on, regardless of social status, which means it's easy to find allies. Even if you otherwise are basically socially detached from the rest of the town, show up in the colors and you've made instant friends of everyone in the room.

    The corollary to this is is a large part of why I want no part of organized sports.
    "All you have to do to be the enemy of somebody is wear the wrong costume." Sports fandom can be the very essence of exclusionary tribalism.

    yes as opposed to gamers who are so inclusive provided you buy the correct console
    hahahaha who am I kidding, consoles?

  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    The corollary to this is is a large part of why I want no part of organized sports.
    "All you have to do to be the enemy of somebody is wear the wrong costume." Sports fandom can be the very essence of exclusionary tribalism.

    Well, that part depends on how the fans carry themselves. Sometimes, yes. I've been to some Brewers games in Cubs colors and people start letting the alcohol talk pretty quickly. Most of the time, though, it's more like playing the guy next to you on the couch at whatever video game you care to name. You just happen to not be controlling any of the characters.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    From Jerry's post:
    I had avoided it and perhaps the entire continuum of organized sport to be unlike my father, essentially; one of those impotent displays of personhood one engages in before they have discovered anything like a self. But I can sit by him as he fades in and out, and share a kind of consciousness with him; we agree on nothing, except nothing. We are molecular enemies. But we can agree that the ref is almost certainly on the take.

    This, right here, this is a lot of the reason why sports is such a big part of society. It literally does not matter who you are. It doesn't matter who the guy sitting next to you is. It doesn't matter if the two of you would otherwise be bitter rivals. And it certainly doesn't matter that neither of you can play worth a damn. On game day, as long as the two of you have the same colors on, for the next couple hours, all is forgiven. You have at least one thing in common, and at that moment, that one thing is the most important thing in the world. And in most towns, just about everybody in that town has the same colors on, regardless of social status, which means it's easy to find allies. Even if you otherwise are basically socially detached from the rest of the town, show up in the colors and you've made instant friends of everyone in the room.

    The corollary to this is is a large part of why I want no part of organized sports.
    "All you have to do to be the enemy of somebody is wear the wrong costume." Sports fandom can be the very essence of exclusionary tribalism.

    yes as opposed to gamers who are so inclusive provided you buy the correct console
    hahahaha who am I kidding, consoles?
    Tribalism is hurtful anywhere, and I don't know of a single medium that lacks it. And I think with games, a lot of that is rooted in the inability to buy all the games/consoles you want. But I feel like sports is almost predicated on it. To be a fan of the City Champions, you have to oppose the Rival Antagonists. Although to be fair, I've never heard a woman accused of bring a fake-football fan.

  • C2BC2B SwitzerlandRegistered User regular
    I'm kind of curious what Skyrim mods Tycho would use....

  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    From Jerry's post:
    I had avoided it and perhaps the entire continuum of organized sport to be unlike my father, essentially; one of those impotent displays of personhood one engages in before they have discovered anything like a self. But I can sit by him as he fades in and out, and share a kind of consciousness with him; we agree on nothing, except nothing. We are molecular enemies. But we can agree that the ref is almost certainly on the take.

    This, right here, this is a lot of the reason why sports is such a big part of society. It literally does not matter who you are. It doesn't matter who the guy sitting next to you is. It doesn't matter if the two of you would otherwise be bitter rivals. And it certainly doesn't matter that neither of you can play worth a damn. On game day, as long as the two of you have the same colors on, for the next couple hours, all is forgiven. You have at least one thing in common, and at that moment, that one thing is the most important thing in the world. And in most towns, just about everybody in that town has the same colors on, regardless of social status, which means it's easy to find allies. Even if you otherwise are basically socially detached from the rest of the town, show up in the colors and you've made instant friends of everyone in the room.

    The corollary to this is is a large part of why I want no part of organized sports.
    "All you have to do to be the enemy of somebody is wear the wrong costume." Sports fandom can be the very essence of exclusionary tribalism.

    yes as opposed to gamers who are so inclusive provided you buy the correct console
    hahahaha who am I kidding, consoles?
    Tribalism is hurtful anywhere, and I don't know of a single medium that lacks it. And I think with games, a lot of that is rooted in the inability to buy all the games/consoles you want. But I feel like sports is almost predicated on it. To be a fan of the City Champions, you have to oppose the Rival Antagonists. Although to be fair, I've never heard a woman accused of bring a fake-football fan.

    Well, in sports they're called "bandwagon" fans and for some mysterious reason the majority of people who are called bandwagon fans end up being women! Crazy, huh?

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