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Valentine's Day Thread for Luhvahs and Lonely Hearts

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    NOCK IT OFF YOU GUYS >:[

    I was really proud when I did my nock pun earlier

    like

    inordinately proud

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    The puns that are the composite problem of this thread are just going to recurve around to hit everyone in the back after compounding together for this long.

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    HEY BABY I FIND YOUR OUTFIT

    QUITE

    FLETCHING

    Alright this one is pretty good

  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    All of these puns are going to make me bolt

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I don't remember how I handled the arrows last year.

    This year I'm all worried about creeping people out if I use them.

    vOv

    I'm glad I'm not the only one! Was going to arrow someone and then I decided not to because I was worried they would think I was creeping on them

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    ARROWS FOR EVERYONE

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    i katniss a thing with my bow and arrows heh heh

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Bolts are for crossbows guys, not bows

    jeez loise

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    NOCK IT OFF YOU GUYS >:[

    I was really proud when I did my nock pun earlier

    like

    inordinately proud

    I missed it the first round but you nocked it outta the park

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    bow before me valentine

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    wait

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    clint you see i'm crazy about you

    or

    kate you see i'm crazy about you

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    someone get me a job making valentine's day cards

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    NOCK IT OFF YOU GUYS >:[

    I was really proud when I did my nock pun earlier

    like

    inordinately proud

    I missed it the first round but you nocked it outta the park

    O-oh misc you dog! Stop it! :s

  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    Bolts are for crossbows guys, not bows

    jeez loise

    I guess I was a little overdrawn on that one

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    It's unfortunate the pass/fail mechanic of the arrow thing is left to community consensus

    Because I wouldn't trust most of you to order my pizza

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    i katniss a thing with my bow and arrows heh heh

    BOO

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    The latecomers will be shafted after all the good puns are used up.

    "Good puns."

    Peccavi on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    Blake and I being almost the first two to trade messages in Cloud Nine is just the best boost to my day ever

    and I've loosed everything I've got so I am going home now

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    uh what are you talking about I have like two other famous archers to reference so I have literally minutes of material left

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    ITT we learn that there is a very limited number of now and arrow puns, and we used them all.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I'd like to extend to you an oliver branch, valentine

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    The latecomers will be shafted after all the good puns are used up.

    "Good puns."

    Buddy

    I know this is a day for love

    but I will fight you right now if you keep disparagin' puns

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    I'm down to just obscure historical archery references for puns now.

    Like thumb rings.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    a pun centered on famous green arrow sidekick roy harper

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    clint you see i'm crazy about you

    or

    kate you see i'm crazy about you

    whoaaa

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    What are these arrows?

    Why do I have a quiver?!

    WHAT IS HAPPENING.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Okay

    This looks bad

  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    What are these arrows?

    Why do I have a quiver?!

    WHAT IS HAPPENING.

    Love

    Love is whats happening

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Is @Grey Ghost as good a shot on the forums as he is in life?

    Only time Will Tell.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    What are these arrows?

    Why do I have a quiver?!

    WHAT IS HAPPENING.
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    What are these arrows?

    Why do I have a quiver?!

    WHAT IS HAPPENING.

    Love

    Love is whats happening

    No!

    I AM NOT READY!

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    I used to be the sad lonely dude that got real depressed on Valentine's Day.

    Now I am the lonely dude that has decided to get himself a good steak and beer on this particular day and be happy that he is having a steak.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Okay how did I fuck THAT up.

    The hell.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    I used to be the sad lonely dude that got real depressed on Valentine's Day.

    Now I am the lonely dude that has decided to get himself a good steak and beer on this particular day and be happy that he is having a steak.

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Think I'm finally going to drink this little holiday bottle of vodka I got for Christmas today

    It probably isn't enough to do anything though, thing is real small

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    it's okay guys my mom got me chocolate

  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Will Liam Tell her how he feels about her?

    Vixx on
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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    I used to be the sad lonely dude that got real depressed on Valentine's Day.

    Now I am the lonely dude that has decided to get himself a good steak and beer on this particular day and be happy that he is having a steak.

    this is me only with bourbon and a burrito

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    What are these arrows?

    Why do I have a quiver?!

    WHAT IS HAPPENING.
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    What are these arrows?

    Why do I have a quiver?!

    WHAT IS HAPPENING.

    Love

    Love is whats happening

    No!

    I AM NOT READY!

    No one is

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    One of my second grade elementary students gave me a hand made card and hand made chocolates today.

    I just about died from cute overload.

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