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Rhymed [chat]lets are terrible
spool32
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Rhyming couplets are really bad! Even when they are good, they are still really bad.
"Be not the first by whom the new are tried,
Nor yet the last to lay the old aside."
You can do better, poets!
Much better is the Sonnet:
Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy Will,
And Will to boot, and Will in over-plus;
More than enough am I that vexed thee still,
To thy sweet will making addition thus.
Wilt thou, whose will is large and spacious,
Not once vouchsafe to hide my will in thine?
Shall will in others seem right gracious,
And in my will no fair acceptance shine?
The sea, all water, yet receives rain still,
And in abundance addeth to his store;
So thou, being rich in Will, add to thy Will
One will of mine, to make thy large will more.
Let no unkind, no fair beseechers kill;
Think all but one, and me in that one Will.
Spicy!
But best of all is the newer forms:
i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite a new thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which I will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh...And eyes big love-crumbs,
and possibly i like the thrill
of under me you so quite new
Welcome to Valentine's Day, and to poem [chat]!
"Be not the first by whom the new are tried,
Nor yet the last to lay the old aside."
You can do better, poets!
Much better is the Sonnet:
Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy Will,
And Will to boot, and Will in over-plus;
More than enough am I that vexed thee still,
To thy sweet will making addition thus.
Wilt thou, whose will is large and spacious,
Not once vouchsafe to hide my will in thine?
Shall will in others seem right gracious,
And in my will no fair acceptance shine?
The sea, all water, yet receives rain still,
And in abundance addeth to his store;
So thou, being rich in Will, add to thy Will
One will of mine, to make thy large will more.
Let no unkind, no fair beseechers kill;
Think all but one, and me in that one Will.
Spicy!
But best of all is the newer forms:
i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite a new thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which I will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh...And eyes big love-crumbs,
and possibly i like the thrill
of under me you so quite new
Welcome to Valentine's Day, and to poem [chat]!
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I WAS DYING.
I see what you did there, very well done...very very well done.
Violets are blue
Haha tricked you they're actually violet
The clue is in the name you dumb fucker
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Bee drugs.
You forgot this one:
When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself, and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possessed,
Desiring this man's art, and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts my self almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
Violets are black
I am colourblind
You insensitive prick
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Because you two are in looooove, obvsiouly.
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Poetry sucks but I gotta say sonnets are pretty bitchin'
a lot more for me to work off of, I feel.
Violets are too
Everything is red
BY YOUR COMMAND
You're welcome.
god what a loser
now i just text suggestive innuendos to girls and it works so much better
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Violets are too
everything's red
even my poo.
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Violets are blue
I fucked your sister
This wasn't the best way to tell you
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Violets are also actually one of a lot of colors, Wikipedia says that they are "ranging from violet, through various shades of blue, yellow, white, and cream, whilst some types are bicolored, often blue and yellow."
third line
fourth line
This is the new poem, it has been decided.
This one deserves extra recognition
But in public so I don't.
I am looking at jobs and I feel anxious and the thoughts of "You can't do ANY of this" are creeping into my head. Also, just looking makes my tummy rumble.
what is wrong with me [chat]?!
@Mim
Just apply. Fuck it. The worst they can do is say no, and they wont even do it to your face so there is no awkward moments.
Load up your resume into a goddamn job cannon and shoot them straight into the motherfucking jobosphere. You only have to dupe one person into hiring you. Then you get skills!
*wretch*
violets as well
I feel powers
in my lower bell.
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I be in the club standing on the couch
In them Wolf Greys like it's my house
Drinking out the bottle, I got no respect
Looking like a model, who just got a check
I back it up, cause I don't give a fuck
If you're a lame, that's a shame you can't hang with us
I'm MC Hammer fly, you can't touch
J's so fly I should work at Flight Club
[Bridge: Miley Cyrus]
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away
I'm naughty by nature like I'm hip-hop hooray
With my hands in the sky, I wave 'em from side to side
My feet on the floor, I'm 'bout to turn up now
[Hook: Miley Cyrus]
I'm in the club high off purp with some shades on
Tatted up, mini skirt with my J's on
happy valentines day
-DUE
Whereas we're usually in bed by 10, the wine we plan on having tonight will likely make that 9.
I think science class girl will be really touched by this
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I think a certain finger will do.
Violets are blue
Why aren't you breathing
Oh wait you are a Real Doll
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Violets are too
And lilies and foxgloves and
I'm really bad at poetry
Priorities tho
Sadly she works in much higher level human research so I dunno : (