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[PA Comic] Wednesday, March 5, 2014 - Bulwark
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[PA Comic] Wednesday, March 5, 2014 - Bulwark
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If it is what I think you guys were talking about, then I, too, have had thoughts of this but usually when I'm watching a movie or tv show when the character (male or female) has fake/pretend died.
If not... then "me neither!"
But dick joke.
9/10 would read again.
There are also extreme cases where any EMT or person, regardless of gender, is allowed to touch my passed out dick. For example, if I'm unconscious and then an earthquake strikes opening a gaping maw to the center of the earth, then anyone is allowed to grab my dick to keep me from a horrible death.
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That would fall under the "Extreme Cases" clause. Though, I will say that ~80% of my attention per day is focused on keeping my reproductive organs out of harms way. Gunshot wound to the wang is unlikely to happen, but never say never, right? I might need to keep my dick guardian with me at all times so that they can jump infront of the bullet if need be.
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As has been explained in virtually every comic thread since the new site design was launched, when a newspost for the comic goes up, there will be a button to take you to it next to the comic title.
Newsposts are still done (as can be easily determined from looking the newsposts for every recent previous comic), and I don't actually believe they're going up any later, I think people are just confused by the fact on the old site the link to the newspost would go to the most recent previous one even if there was no newspost for the current comic yet.
Are you new to Penny Arcade? Comics always go up early, and Tycho writes the newspost sometime during the day. They're in Pacific Time, so they're behind most of us.
So fucking be patient, it'll get there. >_>
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Sometimes this can come about due to shock and progressive loss of blood in trauma cases, but you'll usually see this with intravenous drug users - you see over the years the veins they're shooting drugs into will get progressively atrophied and it will get harder and harder to find a blood vessel buoyant enough to slide a needle into, let alone the needle and catheter on an IV infusion set. So, eventually, an IV drug user will one day come to the realization that they need to either stop sticking needles in their veins and shooting up their drugs... or they need to start aiming for the veins Down South. Surprisingly, this does not appear to be a stumbling block for most, they happily bust out the needles and go to work on Mr. Happy. What the hell do you say about drugs that make dudes treat their genitals like voodoo-dolls?
When one of those professional chemical psychonauts ends up unconscious and in shock, how do you think medics manage to get into their venous system? Well, the male medics usually go for the jugular vein in the neck, and hell if protocols permit will go for intraosseous access (drilling a hole into your bones and pumping IV fluids and meds into that) before they start trying to punch holes in some random dude's junk. The female medics are all about jabbing the penis though, word of fair warning.
That is a new one on me.
I am tempted NOT to check early though, because of the religiousness of the whole MWF.
Same here. I am looking right now, and the most recent comic is still Bulwark. I also can not get the RSS feed to stay on the site I use to keep track of that stuff, but that could be related to the fact that it is the old version of the sites users homepage...
Not that big of a deal, I signed up to Club PA mostly so I could watch PA:TS early, and listen to both podcasts, just felt I should point out you are not the only one dealing with that issue.