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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    "State of the art robot"

    I guess one of the guys the Astros have at Spring Training is 315 pounds. I hope to god that guy is a masher because I'm guessing Big Papi could whoop his ass in a sprint.


    He got a Super Bowl ring with the Giants as Manning's back up. He wasn't nearly that big then. I bet tackling him is a bitch.

    i used to use him in madden for fun

    big fat lefty

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    prince has 18 career SB, ortiz 15

    ortiz stole 4 bases last year lol

    I saw him stealing third last year. The catcher just stood there. I figure he thought he was being drugged.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    The Rock looks silly as Hercules

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    prince has 18 career SB, ortiz 15

    ortiz stole 4 bases last year lol

    I saw him stealing third last year. The catcher just stood there. I figure he thought he was being drugged.

    one of the weirdest sox games i ever went to, he hit two triples

    i was dumbfounded, it's gotta be the only time in his career he's ever done that

    y2jake215 on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    hay can someone explain to me what's up with vampire weekend?

    i feel like i am missing something

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    i am incredibly eh on vampire weekend but i haven't sought out too much of their stuff

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    also 'extra virgin' is a silly phrase

    Only does it in the butt.

    Butts don't count

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    syndalis wrote: »
    giving up on tomb raider.

    fuck this terrible autosave pacing. At this one fucking terrible ambush with wave after wave of bad guys. 5+ minutes of non stop combat, with lots of people in sniper points, multiple dynamite/molotov throwers, and no autosaves.

    After wasting 20 minutes of my life on 4 botched attempts, I am just done.

    just in time for titanfall

    (i just finished tomb raider a couple days ago and loved it but some of the ambushes were p tuff and required a few goes)

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I feel like putting my fist through a wall, like I am just mad

    Going through Pristiq withdrawal, on my period, starting a brand new medication, and just dealing with a lot of stress

    so I dont know how much of this is actually me and how much is my chemicals and hormones being out of whack

    but I just want to scream and throw shit.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    What album are you listening to trilliam

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    "State of the art robot"

    I guess one of the guys the Astros have at Spring Training is 315 pounds. I hope to god that guy is a masher because I'm guessing Big Papi could whoop his ass in a sprint.


    is that like the putt-putt version of football?

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    315 lbs is really fucking heavy

    I've been looking up the weights of international rugby players for comparison and the only person I can find even near that weight is Romain Taofifenua at about 300, and he is reputed to be the heaviest player in international rugby at the moment

    Even Adam Jones and David Wilson are about 270-ish and they're definitely considered heavy players

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    if i go to the butcher country meat store


    what are some meats i should pick up? i always go there and draw a blank because of so many options.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    315 lbs is really fucking heavy

    *weeps into fat folds*

    Elendil
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Eddy wrote: »
    What album are you listening to trilliam

    just stuff on youtube

    oxford comma, diane young, step and uh a-punk

    they are kind of like if weezer did it with cake i guess? i feel like there is something i am missing.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    315 lbs is really fucking heavy

    *weeps into fat folds*

    For an athlete, whose job is notionally to run around after a ball all day, I mean.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    315 lbs is really fucking heavy

    I've been looking up the weights of international rugby players for comparison and the only person I can find even near that weight is Romain Taofifenua at about 300, and he is reputed to be the heaviest player in international rugby at the moment

    Even Adam Jones and David Wilson are about 270-ish and they're definitely considered heavy players

    315 would put him as a good size lineman. I think the league record is like 335 or somewhere in that ballpark.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    This book does a poor job of explaining Latin adjective declensions and agreement.

    So far learning another language has been enjoyable.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular


    this just randomly appeared out of the ether today, daft punk and jay-z collab

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    so the landlord sent out a dude to fix our drawer where we keep our silverware (it basically fell apart before)

    so he put the whole assembly back together and i think he used some industrial woodglue also?

    it smells real strong

    after x many hours do i wipe away the excess i can see? or let it dry

  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    315 lbs is really fucking heavy

    I've been looking up the weights of international rugby players for comparison and the only person I can find even near that weight is Romain Taofifenua at about 300, and he is reputed to be the heaviest player in international rugby at the moment

    Even Adam Jones and David Wilson are about 270-ish and they're definitely considered heavy players

    315 would put him as a good size lineman. I think the league record is like 335 or somewhere in that ballpark.

    Wilfork is officially like 325 but he's actually like 350. Ngata I know was officially listed at 345

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  • DynagripDynagrip Rattlesnake on the trigger HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hay can someone explain to me what's up with vampire weekend?

    i feel like i am missing something

    no they are the worst.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »


    this just randomly appeared out of the ether today, daft punk and jay-z collab

    "i got a iTouch

    but I can't feel"

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    giving up on tomb raider.

    fuck this terrible autosave pacing. At this one fucking terrible ambush with wave after wave of bad guys. 5+ minutes of non stop combat, with lots of people in sniper points, multiple dynamite/molotov throwers, and no autosaves.

    After wasting 20 minutes of my life on 4 botched attempts, I am just done.

    hee hee

    Remember when autosaves didn't exist and 20 minutes on a level was just some shit you had to suck up and repeat tomorrow because mom said it was dinner time this instant?



    We are spoiled as fuck nowadays :)

    Those were awful times.
    Thank fuck things have changed, I literally don't have time for that bullshit anymore.

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular

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    Thomamelas
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »

    I'm at work so I can't hear the audio but I assume it's not safe for work.

    y2jake215
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    315 lbs is really fucking heavy

    I've been looking up the weights of international rugby players for comparison and the only person I can find even near that weight is Romain Taofifenua at about 300, and he is reputed to be the heaviest player in international rugby at the moment

    Even Adam Jones and David Wilson are about 270-ish and they're definitely considered heavy players

    315 would put him as a good size lineman. I think the league record is like 335 or somewhere in that ballpark.

    Wilfork is officially like 325 but he's actually like 350. Ngata I know was officially listed at 345

    Are these positions that involve a lot of running, or require a turn of speed? All the really heavy rugby players tend to be front row (of the scrum) forwards, so they're picked for power, mostly, usually at the expense of pace.

    I just can't imagine someone at 300lbs+ being able to make much ground (in rugby) without being instantly nailed by the opposing second row.

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    It's nephew time, everybody.



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    Woo, nephew!

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    315 lbs is really fucking heavy

    I've been looking up the weights of international rugby players for comparison and the only person I can find even near that weight is Romain Taofifenua at about 300, and he is reputed to be the heaviest player in international rugby at the moment

    Even Adam Jones and David Wilson are about 270-ish and they're definitely considered heavy players

    315 would put him as a good size lineman. I think the league record is like 335 or somewhere in that ballpark.

    Wilfork is officially like 325 but he's actually like 350. Ngata I know was officially listed at 345

    Are these positions that involve a lot of running, or require a turn of speed? All the really heavy rugby players tend to be front row (of the scrum) forwards, so they're picked for power, mostly, usually at the expense of pace.

    I just can't imagine someone at 300lbs+ being able to make much ground (in rugby) without being instantly nailed by the opposing second row.

    No, they are linemen. Defensive linemen so their job is to stop runners and see if they can get at the Quarterback.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    315 lbs is really fucking heavy

    I've been looking up the weights of international rugby players for comparison and the only person I can find even near that weight is Romain Taofifenua at about 300, and he is reputed to be the heaviest player in international rugby at the moment

    Even Adam Jones and David Wilson are about 270-ish and they're definitely considered heavy players

    315 would put him as a good size lineman. I think the league record is like 335 or somewhere in that ballpark.

    Wilfork is officially like 325 but he's actually like 350. Ngata I know was officially listed at 345

    Are these positions that involve a lot of running, or require a turn of speed? All the really heavy rugby players tend to be front row (of the scrum) forwards, so they're picked for power, mostly, usually at the expense of pace.

    I just can't imagine someone at 300lbs+ being able to make much ground (in rugby) without being instantly nailed by the opposing second row.

    not a great deal of running, no. wilfork IS pretty fast for his size though (5.08 in the 40 yard dash)

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hay can someone explain to me what's up with vampire weekend?

    i feel like i am missing something

    hipsters

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    that hair is fly as hell

    RMS Oceanic
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    315 lbs is really fucking heavy

    I've been looking up the weights of international rugby players for comparison and the only person I can find even near that weight is Romain Taofifenua at about 300, and he is reputed to be the heaviest player in international rugby at the moment

    Even Adam Jones and David Wilson are about 270-ish and they're definitely considered heavy players

    315 would put him as a good size lineman. I think the league record is like 335 or somewhere in that ballpark.

    Wilfork is officially like 325 but he's actually like 350. Ngata I know was officially listed at 345

    Are these positions that involve a lot of running, or require a turn of speed? All the really heavy rugby players tend to be front row (of the scrum) forwards, so they're picked for power, mostly, usually at the expense of pace.

    I just can't imagine someone at 300lbs+ being able to make much ground (in rugby) without being instantly nailed by the opposing second row.

    No, they are linemen. Defensive linemen so their job is to stop runners and see if they can get at the Quarterback.

    Ah right

    Rugby forwards need to move around a bit. In fact, a useful tactic is to try and loop one around onto the wing so as the ball works its way out to the edge of the field you can put it in the hands of a massive forward who probably only has a couple of (smaller, lighter) wingers to oppose him.

    Adam Jones is considered fairly fast as front row players go (number 18, black shirt, big hair):



    But even in that video you can see his own backs streaking past him

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Somebody said "figuratively" when they meant literally, and I angrily lost my mind for a moment.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    Somebody said "figuratively" when they meant literally, and I literally lost my mind for a moment.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    having franks red hot for the first time, not bad.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @Thomamelas‌
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    @jacobkosh, @Pony‌

    So a former Palladium writer is kickstarting a game about a post apocalyptic Earth where Breaches have begun allowing things from various dimensions in to harm and maim everyone. Also magic and pre-fall technology. Oh and it has Siembieda's endorsement for now.

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    Breaches, huh? Well, that's nifty. Maybe they could even call it that.

    "Breaches."

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I just got rule 34'd looking up "calendar icon"

    :(

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