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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular

    DasUberEdward
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »

    in which DUE learns Feral has him on ignore.

    skippydumptruck
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    I just spent 24 hours in the same apartment without setting foot outside, hanging out with and being fed by my mate's girlfriend

    which was a pretty nice way to spend a hangover

    we arrived there at a bit before 4 last night and she gave us a bottle of wine that we shared - me and my mate did, I mean - then we both slept over and he went and did a political thing all day and I stayed and got fed by his girlfriend

    he got back about two hours ago

    now being able to say that I do know her, I can say I heartily approve of his choice of mate.

    Abdhyius on
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    DasUberEdward
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    her absent roommate's bed was quite comfy if not especially level due to a busted leg it had

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    I think the greatest thing China tried to pull was 2 nights ago, I order the pork chop and steak meal at the hotel. It's the only lean meat I can seem get here. It comes and I apparently have two porkchops on my plate. One it cooked like pork, the other like steak. They're both clearly white meat! The one cooked like steak is dangerously underdone, all floppy and gelatinous looking inside. I attempt to express to the waitress that this is not steak. She rapid-fire chineses me for 2 minutes and my coworker looks over and goes: "she says that one is the steak".

    I just gave up and ate the one that wouldn't give me food poisoning. I fucking hate this shithole.

    So how long do you have to stay there, any ways?

    I've been here two and a half weeks. I leave next thursday morning, early.

    like, the coming thursday, or...?

    god help you, dk

    As in 4 days from now. I am counting the minutes.

    oh thank fuck

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »

    in which DUE learns Feral has him on ignore.

    nope, i just didn't see that one

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    DasUberEdward
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    guys this is how to wear clothes:

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    desc on
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    AbdhyiusDasUberEdwardJacobkoshsurrealitycheckMsAnthropyShivahn
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular

    DasUberEdward
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    @‌deebaser You wonderful, wonderful bacchanalian genius. I want nothing more than to fulfill the end of my bet! I lost after all, and I want to make you as happy as possible as that is my favorite thing in life to do: make people happy! I would never, ever use a loophole that, technically speaking, my 24 hours is up, because that would be unbecoming of a gentile such as myself!
    I hope you are having a delightful time indulging in the many and varied bottles that adorn your walls, cabinets, tables, sinks, closets, and hampers; however, I would ask that you provide me with a list of those deemed worthy of praise as soon as possible. Since it IS the weekend and I understand that we are both probably busy with life, I, of course, working on my house in various ways, and you, investing directly in the grain and grape economy, I will extend the terms of my bet through Monday at 6:17pm EST, at which time the magicks that are holding the dark creature known as Ludious at bey, will, sadly, fail to contain him any longer.

    I hope you're feeling super today!

    ta!

    @Ludious How thoughtful of you to follow up on this during your day of rest. Per the terms and conditions of our recent wager, I would ask that you bestow kind words of praise to the following forumers:

    @LoserForHireX‌
    @Organichu‌
    @syndalis‌


    I trust that your exhaltations of their character will be intemperate, in contrast to how I was able to win this noble contest.


    Shine on, you brilliant bastard,
    Deebaser

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    God, wine. I've been shitting war crimes all day.

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    DasUberEdward
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    this pleases me

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I made a pizza with a ridiculous amount of mozzarella on it and I dont think ill ever poop again

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Also, we saw 12 years at a the Hipster Cousin of Alamo Drafthouse. I feel a little bad that during such an intense movie, we noshed so decadently.

    @syndalis

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    what were von neumann's major contributions to computer architecture

    le sigh

    I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING THIS EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THE ANSWER

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    @emnmnme‌

    Also, to follow up from last chat Re: SAT scores:

    Now that you mention it, I don't actually recall an announcement, so either 1997 had a higher than normal perfect SAT scorers, or a handful of teenagers at my school were lying shits.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    oh

    my

    god

    this is incredible

    the broken dubstep thriller move at 1:30

    the mj kick at 2:34

    skippydumptruck on
    y2jake215AresProphet
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Come here deebs so I can smack the fucking PBR out of your hand

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    this pleases me

    abd poo pleases you?!

  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    There will be robot fighting at the Mall of America on April 26 and 27.

    Want. Want all the robots.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I am back home from dinner and a long walk. Now to pour drinks into the maw.

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I am back home from dinner and a long walk. Now to pour drinks into the maw.

    Deeb With It

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Also, we saw 12 years at a the Hipster Cousin of Alamo Drafthouse. I feel a little bad that during such an intense movie, we noshed so decadently.

    @syndalis

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    yeah look. putting the name of a famous painting in front of popcorn does not make popcorn anything more than just popcorn.

    the only thing priced appropriately is the pbr

    and that's some high scale pbr.

    Feral
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    nitehawk is the theaters name

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    guys this is how to wear clothes:

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    daaaaaaaaaaamn

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
    evilbobdescAresProphet
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    yeah the nitehawk popcorn was flavored with truffle butter and citric salt. damn tasty stuff

    Feral
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    ...aw it's only the 15-pound weight class.

    No longer want all the robots. The fun fights are when you get up into the triple-digit weight classes.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    nitehawk is the theaters name

    i know man :(

    but

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    hopper also did a painting called new york movie. and that theater is in NY.

    so i'm guessing the connection isn't lost on them.

    what i mean is. THAT'S EXPENSIVE POPCORN OMG.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Internet Explorer 11: 11 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    DasUberEdwardthatassemblyguyjeffinva
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Internet Explorer 11: 11 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag.

    yeah but I mean at this point

    fool me once, shame on you

    fool me eleven times, I jump off a fucking building

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Internet Explorer 11: 11 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag.

    The Mythbusters showed it was possible to compress about 7.5 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

    Feral
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular


    all night layin verses but I'd rather lay with you babe

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Internet Explorer 11: 11 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag.

    yeah but I mean at this point

    fool me once, shame on you

    fool me eleven times, I jump off a fucking building

    yeah

    i'm wondering if i should even bother bugfixing this jquery script in IE

    works fine in chrome, firefox, and safari

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Internet Explorer 11: 11 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag.

    yeah but I mean at this point

    fool me once, shame on you

    fool me eleven times, I jump off a fucking building

    yeah

    i'm wondering if i should even bother bugfixing this jquery script in IE

    works fine in chrome, firefox, and safari

    I guess you should if you want to constantly prove you're awesome. But I'd probably just be like "if IE says fuck web standards I say fuck IE"

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    i should probably eat but nothing sounds tasty

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    thatassemblyguy
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Coffee, shower, pub, pray we fucking win. These are my plans for today.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    i should probably eat but nothing sounds tasty

    I had a little thing of pistachio gelato

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    world might end, so I'm living my life
    fuck hanging out, I ain't tryna fly kites

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    i should probably eat but nothing sounds tasty

    I had a little thing of pistachio gelato

    okay some things sound tasty but nothing i have at hand

    or close by

    or can have delivered

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