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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    hi guys

    i am home now i am so fucking tired and life

    poo
    Gooey
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i wish skippy would bring me a squishy ball

    poo
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    this was a strong ass-margarita i made

    is ass-margarita a new thing with you people?

    you of all people should know i love drinking booze far too much to put it up my asshole

    unless maybe I was somehow stuck wth only a liter of plastic bottle vodka to drink

    you know i am phobic about butts

    but you know i feel like you're right that it's the best way to take vodka

    don't do this you'll die for reals

    Ways alcohol should never be taken:

    1) Not Mouth

    Among poorer alcoholics, who are alcoholics enough to crave the booze buzz, but poor enough that they can't afford to stay buzzed nearly as often as they'd like, a moderately popular practice is to simply inject the purest grain alcohol they can find up their butt. That part of your colon is designed to absorb liquids, so anything that pops into your large intestine is going to literally soak into your bloodstream like a sponge. This way is supposedly more efficient, giving you what you know you need, much more affordably.

    Aside from the amplified effects of the alcohol increasing one's chances at overindulging and getting alcohol poisoning, it's supposed to be perfectly safe too.

    Well, it does also tend to dry out your lower intestinal mucous membranes with extended use, leading to an increased risk of intestinal bleeding, infection and really awkward to explain sepsis.

    in a town I used to live in a lady got hospitalized cause she did a wine enema and got super dehydrated (well and also poisoned by alachol) after shitting liquid ALLLLLL over a hotel room and passing out in a tub

    Zephirandarklite_x
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    13 normal

    We're sorry this combination is not currently available

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Among poorer alcoholics, who are alcoholics enough to crave the booze buzz, but poor enough that they can't afford to stay buzzed nearly as often as they'd like,

    ...

    leading to an increased risk of intestinal bleeding, infection and really awkward to explain sepsis.

    I feel like we need to know more about your lifestyle

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i want a nice boot but i don't want to pay for one

    what a conundrum

    Download them

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular

    phelps one better

    never not funny tho

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i am in carcosa now fyi

    poo
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    How do you get zappos VIP

  • darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    Who's goin to PAX east?

    Steam ID: darklite_x Xbox Gamertag: Darklite 37 PSN:Rage_Kage_37 Battle.Net:darklite#2197
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »

    poo
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    How do you get zappos VIP

    do you get it when you have amazon prime? it seems like you should.

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  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    this was a strong ass-margarita i made

    is ass-margarita a new thing with you people?

    you of all people should know i love drinking booze far too much to put it up my asshole

    unless maybe I was somehow stuck wth only a liter of plastic bottle vodka to drink

    you know i am phobic about butts

    but you know i feel like you're right that it's the best way to take vodka

    don't do this you'll die for reals

    Ways alcohol should never be taken:

    1) Not Mouth

    Among poorer alcoholics, who are alcoholics enough to crave the booze buzz, but poor enough that they can't afford to stay buzzed nearly as often as they'd like, a moderately popular practice is to simply inject the purest grain alcohol they can find up their butt. That part of your colon is designed to absorb liquids, so anything that pops into your large intestine is going to literally soak into your bloodstream like a sponge. This way is supposedly more efficient, giving you what you know you need, much more affordably.

    Aside from the amplified effects of the alcohol increasing one's chances at overindulging and getting alcohol poisoning, it's supposed to be perfectly safe too.

    Well, it does also tend to dry out your lower intestinal mucous membranes with extended use, leading to an increased risk of intestinal bleeding, infection and really awkward to explain sepsis.

    in a town I used to live in a lady got hospitalized cause she did a wine enema and got super dehydrated (well and also poisoned by alcohol) after shitting liquid ALLLLLL over a hotel room and passing out in a tub

    Why that poor soul. Evacuating all that red stuff from your butt must've been quite a shock too.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    u get zappos vip for being cool

    it's free
    but

    u gotta be cool

    poo
    Eddy
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    How do you get zappos VIP

    I dunno I think shaz sent me an invite

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    i wish skippy would bring me a squishy ball

    we could play caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I WANNA GO TO BED WHY WONT MY IPHONE GET PAST STEP 5 OF SYNCING "WAITING FOR CHANGES TO BE APPLIED"

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    I can't stop listening to this song since DUE posted it last night



    And now it is time for me to spread the earworm disease

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    DasUberEdward
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Hey guys you know what's a great idea? Putting things made of metal and hard plastic in a trash compactor. Like a vacuum cleaner.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    noooo dis warlock running zoo deck ended my reign of terror with my new netdecked pally aggro deck

    the lesson learned tonight is let other people make my decks! more fun ><

    Variable
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    okay it finished but it didn't actually sync anything

    wtf apple u suck

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Among poorer alcoholics, who are alcoholics enough to crave the booze buzz, but poor enough that they can't afford to stay buzzed nearly as often as they'd like,

    ...

    leading to an increased risk of intestinal bleeding, infection and really awkward to explain sepsis.

    I feel like we need to know more about your lifestyle

    Dude I just know stuff.

    Sometimes I know stuff I didn't know I knew, or why I know it in the first place.

    I learned about buttwine from a detective novel though when I was like 12 and looked it up to learn more, that much I know for a fact.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    learn 2 phone kevin garnett

    poo
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Who's goin to PAX east?

    all the cool kids

    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    hello buttcaptains, buttquartermasters, butthelmsmen and buttfirstmates

    I have walked to the store for foodstuffs and drinkstuffs

    my legs feel like planks of wood. apparently I walked a plank distance, oh ho ho

    but seriously now I am making ready to camp out on the cuoch for the rest of the night and never move again

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    The reason rectal administration of ethanol is so dangerous is that people are not very great at estimating the actual amount that is safe, and if you OD by mouth you can vomit it up. Pass out while anything is on a mucosal lining though and it just seeps in till you die.

    So It GoesZephiran
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    Looking is such a stressful show for me : (

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    i fucking love jargon you guys btw

    Eddy
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hunter Beast Deck 4 Life

    There aren't ranks above 15, don't lie to me

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    SiG I seen this earlier and thought of you

    fastest hearthstone game ever

    http://i.imgur.com/MarSQ2O.jpg

    bloodyroarxx on
    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    hello buttcaptains, buttquartermasters, butthelmsmen and buttfirstmates

    I have walked to the store for foodstuffs and drinkstuffs

    my legs feel like planks of wood. apparently I walked a plank distance, oh ho ho

    but seriously now I am making ready to camp out on the cuoch for the rest of the night and never move again

    So nothing for the Buttbotswains?

    Or the buttmidshipmen?

    Rude.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
    Jacobkosh
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I can't stop listening to this song since DUE posted it last night



    And now it is time for me to spread the earworm disease

    yesssss B)

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    SiG I seen this earlier and thought of you

    fastest hearthstone game ever

    http://i.imgur.com/MarSQ2O.jpg

    h-how

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    So It Goes wrote: »
    SiG I seen this earlier and thought of you

    fastest hearthstone game ever

    http://i.imgur.com/MarSQ2O.jpg

    h-how

    Between Milhouse Manastorms ability and the worlds luckiest hand = first round victory.

    bloodyroarxx on
    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    oh yeah, manastorm

    hilarious

  • HamurabiHamurabi AmsterdamRegistered User regular
    what is with all these trailers with prog rock soundtracks



    jethro tull and another one had alan parsons games people play in it recently

    im diggin it

    Why does this game look like a CGI cutscene from 1995.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    miserable i wanted to go to bed 45 minutes ago and it still won't sync
    die apple

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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