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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Hitler, as the model Aryan, with his blue eyes and wavy blond hair...

    CasualJacobkoshEchoKalkino
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    I wonder what a phrenological analysis of Vladimir Putin would reveal?

    Probably that he was created in a lab as a Soviet weapon of last resort to destroy the world in the event of the collapse of socialism to deny the capitalists their ultimate victory

    Communism. Socialism is here to stay.

    heh

    i'm playing through World in Conflict again, the soviets all refer to their own ideology as "Socialisim" in that game

    i guess it stuck :P

    such a good game though, in spite of the fact they chose the Leopard as the NATO heavy tank instead of the Challenger which is clearly the superior choice *cough*

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    Haphazard
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    That Dr. Who news is pretty great.

    sig.gif
    Jacobkosh
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Dis' wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Nazi seems to have become the label for generic fascist

    and they weren't generic fascists

    they had quite a lot of their own bullshit in there too like the Aryan purity angle

    on that basis alone I'd honestly estimate that 9/10 people who self identify as Nazis today would have been lined up for the the gas chambers by real Nazis

    Southern Neo-Nazis probably would have gotten on well with Hitler. Hitler was a big fan of segregation, and also explicitly planned the Aryan colonization (and elimination of the natives) in Eastern Europe on the model of the United States' Westward expansion and elimination of the native Americans.

    he may have liked their ideas, but he would probably have found their ethnic heritage unsuitable for membership of his thousand year reich

    having said that, he supposedly liked the British, which is odd, because as white people go we're about as mongrel as they come, these islands have been invaded and occupied and it's people interbred by so many different invading groups over the last few millennia we cannot at all claim any sort of "ethnic purity" as Nazis would define it

    I guess holding Nazis to their own standards is pointless, the ones from the 40’s were as full of shit as the ones today are

    While the British are super mongrels they were all 'good stuff' in Hitler's eyes; Scandinavians, Germans and Celts are all fine.

    They made that sort of point because insisting on purity would see about 2/3rds plus of germans being unacceptable as well.

    When they were busy trying to fill up all that Lebensraum they really had to stretch their definition of "German". If I recall correctly the Völk were happy being "cramped" in the rich and well developed west.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    I wonder what a phrenological analysis of Vladimir Putin would reveal?

    Probably that he was created in a lab as a Soviet weapon of last resort to destroy the world in the event of the collapse of socialism to deny the capitalists their ultimate victory

    Communism. Socialism is here to stay.

    heh

    i'm playing through World in Conflict again, the soviets all refer to their own ideology as "Socialisim" in that game

    i guess it stuck :P

    such a good game though, in spite of the fact they chose the Leopard as the NATO heavy tank instead of the Challenger which is clearly the superior choice *cough*

    Depends on what you want to do with it. So... I can agree with it.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    fashion is basically witchcraft

    MrMisterDis'KageraTL DR
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    I wonder what a phrenological analysis of Vladimir Putin would reveal?

    Probably that he was created in a lab as a Soviet weapon of last resort to destroy the world in the event of the collapse of socialism to deny the capitalists their ultimate victory

    Communism. Socialism is here to stay.

    heh

    i'm playing through World in Conflict again, the soviets all refer to their own ideology as "Socialisim" in that game

    i guess it stuck :P

    such a good game though, in spite of the fact they chose the Leopard as the NATO heavy tank instead of the Challenger which is clearly the superior choice *cough*

    Depends on what you want to do with it. So... I can agree with it.

    well there are probably a few reasons the game went with the leopard

    1) the challenger is not outwardly distinctive from the American Abrams to the untrained eye
    2) i could be wrong about the Challenger 1 being in service in 1989 when the game takes place
    3) they had to mix up the nationalities of the NATO units as much as possible and the French already had the infantry, the Italians the air support, the light, medium and repair tanks were British which only left the heavies for the Germans

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • BogartBogart I Will Cure You Registered User, Moderator mod
    It isn't witchcraft but it isn't easy.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    i want to hate ubisoft for all their big software company DRM shenanigans but every so often they produce a game that is so utterly unique and wonderfully made i cannot deny myself the pleasure of playing it

    i'd give my left nut for a WiC 2

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    butts

    surrealitycheck on
    obF2Wuw.png
    MrMisterJacobkoshKalkino
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy RESIST. Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    It isn't witchcraft but it isn't easy.

    So fashion is a pimpin' analogue?

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    surrealitycheck on
    obF2Wuw.png
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Dis' wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Nazi seems to have become the label for generic fascist

    and they weren't generic fascists

    they had quite a lot of their own bullshit in there too like the Aryan purity angle

    on that basis alone I'd honestly estimate that 9/10 people who self identify as Nazis today would have been lined up for the the gas chambers by real Nazis

    Southern Neo-Nazis probably would have gotten on well with Hitler. Hitler was a big fan of segregation, and also explicitly planned the Aryan colonization (and elimination of the natives) in Eastern Europe on the model of the United States' Westward expansion and elimination of the native Americans.

    he may have liked their ideas, but he would probably have found their ethnic heritage unsuitable for membership of his thousand year reich

    having said that, he supposedly liked the British, which is odd, because as white people go we're about as mongrel as they come, these islands have been invaded and occupied and it's people interbred by so many different invading groups over the last few millennia we cannot at all claim any sort of "ethnic purity" as Nazis would define it

    I guess holding Nazis to their own standards is pointless, the ones from the 40’s were as full of shit as the ones today are

    While the British are super mongrels they were all 'good stuff' in Hitler's eyes; Scandinavians, Germans and Celts are all fine.

    They made that sort of point because insisting on purity would see about 2/3rds plus of germans being unacceptable as well.

    When they were busy trying to fill up all that Lebensraum they really had to stretch their definition of "German". If I recall correctly the Völk were happy being "cramped" in the rich and well developed west.

    Völk? :stuck_out_tongue:

    It's a stretch anyway. The Prussians, which were ment to be the most "German" Germans, are a blend of Slavs and Germans anyway.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    I wonder what a phrenological analysis of Vladimir Putin would reveal?

    Probably that he was created in a lab as a Soviet weapon of last resort to destroy the world in the event of the collapse of socialism to deny the capitalists their ultimate victory

    Communism. Socialism is here to stay.

    heh

    i'm playing through World in Conflict again, the soviets all refer to their own ideology as "Socialisim" in that game

    i guess it stuck :P

    such a good game though, in spite of the fact they chose the Leopard as the NATO heavy tank instead of the Challenger which is clearly the superior choice *cough*

    Depends on what you want to do with it. So... I can agree with it.

    well there are probably a few reasons the game went with the leopard

    1) the challenger is not outwardly distinctive from the American Abrams to the untrained eye
    2) i could be wrong about the Challenger 1 being in service in 1989 when the game takes place
    3) they had to mix up the nationalities of the NATO units as much as possible and the French already had the infantry, the Italians the air support, the light, medium and repair tanks were British which only left the heavies for the Germans

    Even as a heavy tank, the Leo 2 is still build for speed, is what I meant. The challanger is much more what you'd expect of a heavy tank.


    Casual
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular

    Goddamn fractal cities!

    At this rate, we'll never crash-land!

    kedinikInfamyDeferred
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    also there were Norwegian airborne rangers just to delight abdhyius :P

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Dagnabbit I could have sworn it had an umlaut. I am fail. :(

    But my point stands: There wasn't much actual investment from Germany proper in the lands beyond Poland, basically because there was no money in it, so to fill the numbers for economic and political purposes they had to find people with maybe one German great grandparent, or whose ancestors kicked it in Brandenburg centuries ago. And could say "ja".

    Haphazard
  • MrMisterMrMister A pup must first get in the water to be successful as a seal!Registered User regular
    1296059710_cover-tuesday-morning.jpg
    A devoted fireman and a driven businessman
    strangers with the same face
    only one will leave the Twin Towers alive
    will he ever find his way home?

    Kagera
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    1296059710_cover-tuesday-morning.jpg
    A devoted fireman and a driven businessman
    strangers with the same face
    only one will leave the Twin Towers alive
    will he ever find his way home?
    wait are they twins in the twin towers

    or do they literally have the same face and it's like detachable or something

    either way, i am intrigue

    MrMister
  • MrMisterMrMister A pup must first get in the water to be successful as a seal!Registered User regular
    Dagnabbit I could have sworn it had an umlaut. I am fail. :(

    But my point stands: There wasn't much actual investment from Germany proper in the lands beyond Poland, basically because there was no money in it, so to fill the numbers for economic and political purposes they had to find people with maybe one German great grandparent, or whose ancestors kicked it in Brandenburg centuries ago. And could say "ja".

    And seriously: who the fuck wants to go be a homestead settler in Ukraine?

    Kalkino
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    i wanna go home and play WiC....

    dem artillery barrages

    dat air strike

    uguu~

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    surrealitycheck
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    I want to go home and not be at work.

    Kagera
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    Jake that is great. He was brilliant in the ten minute short. There are also rumours of a
    new Master being cast.

    The Peter Davison Five(ish) Doctors thingy with him, McCoy and Baker amply demonstrated why none of them are really suitable for reappearances any more, but McGann seems ageless.

    I have kind of been on and off and on-board again with Moffat's epoch, which I think will be remembered as a wildly inconstant one, but I am happy in a completely unqualified way with how he's kind of gently reintroduced the whole scope of the show's mythology.

    Davies' stripped-down, just the basics approach made perfect sense in the context of intorducing it to a new audience, but then you read his book and it turns out he just didn't want to do multi-Doctor stories because he thought they emphasized the actors too much, or he wanted to be rid of the Time Lords because he doesn't like authoritarian dad figures and I was kind of like "hrm."

    Plus it just feels nice because McGann clearly got the rawest deal of any of the actor.

    Bogart
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Dagnabbit I could have sworn it had an umlaut. I am fail. :(

    But my point stands: There wasn't much actual investment from Germany proper in the lands beyond Poland, basically because there was no money in it, so to fill the numbers for economic and political purposes they had to find people with maybe one German great grandparent, or whose ancestors kicked it in Brandenburg centuries ago. And could say "ja".

    Well, all those Ashkenaz Jews in Eastern Europe could've helped, but...

    Yeah, it's Volk (see Volkswagen). Perhaps you were thinking of "völkisch", but that word isn't used anymore since it's heavy use in Nazi racial propaganda (see "Völkischer Beobachter" for instance).
    Where you still get the Umlaut is in pluralized words like "Völkerrecht".

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    man something is going wrong when the British are making better heavy tanks than the Germans

    alsmost as wrong as the French being the prominant Naval power in Europe >.<

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    I ate some girl scout cookies this morning and I regret it.

  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Casual wrote: »
    I wonder what a phrenological analysis of Vladimir Putin would reveal?

    Probably that he was created in a lab as a Soviet weapon of last resort to destroy the world in the event of the collapse of socialism to deny the capitalists their ultimate victory

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    CasualEddykedinikInfamyDeferred
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    I wonder what a phrenological analysis of Vladimir Putin would reveal?

    Probably that he was created in a lab as a Soviet weapon of last resort to destroy the world in the event of the collapse of socialism to deny the capitalists their ultimate victory


    oh god damn you Echo

    you cant post that while i'm at work!

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    I don't even see the screen cap of posted youtube videos. All I see is the play button... which doesn't work. Kinda depressing I have to admit.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I don't even see the screen cap of posted youtube videos. All I see is the play button... which doesn't work. Kinda depressing I have to admit.

    what Echo just posted is one of those videos where you end up watching it on loop for an hour

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    Haphazardkedinik
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Morning folks

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    I thought the fourth movement of beethoven's ninth definitively justified the might of the german will upon those weak slavs

    Eddy on
    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Steve Ballmer, mere seconds before transforming to his Final Boss Form and ripping his victim's arm off.

    LMGpxO2.jpg

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    MrMisterJacobkosh
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Sacred Economics

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    :bz

    @Jacobkosh‌

    Jacobkosh
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    fashion is basically witchcraft

    Ever check out r/MaleFashionAdvice?

    'Alright, so if you are on a budget then you can start with this $298 undershirt, and...'

    kedinik
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I think I am clenching/grinding my jaw in my sleep.

    It's really sore at the minute and it hurts to talk.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    fashion is basically witchcraft

    Ever check out r/MaleFashionAdvice?

    'Alright, so if you are on a budget then you can start with this $298 undershirt, and...'

    it was first thing i did

    mainly because i felt like i needed a good laugh before delving deeper into this

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    fashion is basically witchcraft

    Ever check out r/MaleFashionAdvice?

    'Alright, so if you are on a budget then you can start with this $298 undershirt, and...'

    it was first thing i did

    mainly because i felt like i needed a good laugh before delving deeper into this

    If you need a quick and relatively cheap thing asap

    http://www.hm.com/ie/subdepartment/MEN?Nr=4294927842#Nr=4294924836

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • BogartBogart I Will Cure You Registered User, Moderator mod
    Oh my word Limmy has released a game for Android. In which you jump. Nothing but jump. Amazing.

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