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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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    KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    So... mathematicians love their puns?

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    DAGS

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    This episode is wonderful and beautiful and is going to get SO MUCH dumb conservative backlash

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I would guess that we can just assume every episode will get dumb conservative backlash
    and if you don't go looking for it, you ain't gotta see it

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    number13number13 Registered User regular
    Hahaha did you hear that sound just now when he said that last, matter-of-fact line about evolution being FACT? I think it was the sound of every creationist ever flipping the nearest table close to them.

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    Dear creationists,

    Just stop.

    Love,
    Science

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
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    The last three mass extinctions weren't as good as the originals

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    That thing looks like the lost evolutionary cousin of a Squirtle

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    WATER BEARS REPRESENT

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    KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    number13 wrote: »
    Hahaha did you hear that sound just now when he said that last, matter-of-fact line about evolution being FACT? I think it was the sound of every creationist ever flipping the nearest table close to them.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owzhYNcd4OM

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    WATER BEARS REPRESENT

    Geekiest minor league baseball team ever.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    Have to wonder if he was trying to get funding for manned missions to Titan with that comment about oil and natural gas...

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Water Bears are the most hardcore motherfuckers

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    Have to wonder if he was trying to get funding for manned missions to Titan with that comment about oil and natural gas...


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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I would guess that we can just assume every episode will get dumb conservative backlash
    and if you don't go looking for it, you ain't gotta see it
    Oh yes, I just meant especially for this one due to Evolution being such a thing

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    My mom just texted me with a science question that she and dad had, and honestly I love it when they do that
    Tonight's question was, how do electric eels produce a shock

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    If I get a bunch of questions in a row then I know they're probably watching Jeopardy

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    I saw a interview with Seth the other day

    Dude has shitty humor but he doesnt seem like that bad of dude

    You know he hasnt written for Family guy since its third season right? Not defending him mind. letting a lot of the shit Fg is doing slide by him is terrible

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    SHOTS FIRED

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    I saw a interview with Seth the other day

    Dude has shitty humor but he doesnt seem like that bad of dude

    You know he hasnt written for Family guy since its third season right? Not defending him mind. letting a lot of the shit Fg is doing slide by him is terrible

    He's a lot more than Family Guy though

    For instance, he hosted the Oscars last year and it was especially awful

    He's not uniformly terrible was Bluedude's point

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    While like the Family Guy case where he still allowed it to happen, awards shows like that always have a staff of writers making the jokes

    It doesn't mean MacFarlane is blameless, just that he isn't the only one responsible.

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    number13number13 Registered User regular
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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    FortyTwo wrote: »
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    water bears are biotic gods?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I don't think MacFarlane did a poor job hosting the academy awards.

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    number13number13 Registered User regular
    Oh my god, I knew those things reminded me of Mass Effect.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    water bears are biotic gods?

    More or less.

    Tiny gods, but still gods.

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    KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    "Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people."

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I don't think MacFarlane did a poor job hosting the academy awards.
    We saw your boobs
    We saw your boobs
    In the movie that we saw, we saw your boobs

    Meryl Streep, we saw your boobs in Silkwood
    Naomi Watts' in Mulholland Drive
    Angelina Jolie, we saw your boobs in Gia
    They made us feel excited and alive

    Anne Hathaway, we saw your boobs in Brokeback Mountain
    Halle Berry, we saw them in Monster's Ball
    Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut
    Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler, but
    We haven't seen Jennifer Lawrence's boobs at all

    We saw your boobs
    We saw your boobs
    In the movie that we saw, we saw your boobs

    Kristen Stewart, we saw your boobs in On the Road
    And in Monster we saw Charlize Theron's
    Helen Hunt, we saw them in The Sessions
    And Scarlett Johansson, we saw them on our phones

    Jessica Chastain, we saw your boobs in Lawless
    Jodie Foster in The Accused
    Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry
    Penelope Cruz in Vanilla Sky.

    And Kate Winslet in Heavenly Creatures and Jude
    And Hamlet and Titanic
    And Iris and Little Children
    And The Reader
    And whatever you're shooting right now

    We saw your boobs
    We saw your boobs

    Butler on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I just went back and rewatched that boobs song and
    look it's pretty catchy okay

    I mean just from a musical standpoint, not... I mean I'm not going to go around singing it but... oh nevermind

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Other than the Scarlett Johansson comment, it's not like wrong to point out than an actress was topless in a film.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I think MacFarlane performed far greater than past hosts like James Franco & Anne Hathaway or even Billy Crystal from last year.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    To quote the majesty of Jurassic Park.
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    "It could have been worse - a lot worse."

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I don't think MacFarlane did a poor job hosting the academy awards.
    We saw your boobs
    We saw your boobs
    In the movie that we saw, we saw your boobs

    Meryl Streep, we saw your boobs in Silkwood
    Naomi Watts' in Mulholland Drive
    Angelina Jolie, we saw your boobs in Gia
    They made us feel excited and alive

    Anne Hathaway, we saw your boobs in Brokeback Mountain
    Halle Berry, we saw them in Monster's Ball
    Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut
    Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler, but
    We haven't seen Jennifer Lawrence's boobs at all

    We saw your boobs
    We saw your boobs
    In the movie that we saw, we saw your boobs

    Kristen Stewart, we saw your boobs in On the Road
    And in Monster we saw Charlize Theron's
    Helen Hunt, we saw them in The Sessions
    And Scarlett Johansson, we saw them on our phones

    Jessica Chastain, we saw your boobs in Lawless
    Jodie Foster in The Accused
    Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry
    Penelope Cruz in Vanilla Sky.

    And Kate Winslet in Heavenly Creatures and Jude
    And Hamlet and Titanic
    And Iris and Little Children
    And The Reader
    And whatever you're shooting right now

    We saw your boobs
    We saw your boobs

    http://www.shewired.com/box-office/2013/02/28/op-ed-feminists-defense-seth-macfarlane
    Even though the women shown during the song were in on the joke (their reaction shots were obviously pre-recorded) this song became the focal point of the day-after attacks on MacFarlane. Missing, we thought, the entire point of the song: that in Hollywood, women — even when playing victims of violent crime — are reduced to the sum of their body parts, not the sum of their movie parts. But a man singing about “boobs” just had to be bad and sexist and wrong. There couldn’t have been a satirical point being made.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    maybe it's just because I'm a gigantic dork about synapsids, but I really wanted Tyson to toss in a line about the Dimetrodons shown in the extinction (Dimetrodon didn't make it to the P/T extinction, but several large therapsid predators like Inostrancevia were much more awesome, if perhaps less recognizable) being related to us mammals, and most other synapsids being wiped in the cataclysm besides mammalian ancestors.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    I'd have to check again, but I don't recall seeing any feathers on the Tree of Life's dinosaurs

    What gives, Tyson

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I'd have to check again, but I don't recall seeing any feathers on the Tree of Life's dinosaurs

    What gives, Tyson

    I thought I saw one bird-like dinosaur with colorful feathers.

    Missed the first episode but this is definitely something I will DVR every week. The commercials every five minutes are awful.

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