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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Kinda curious as to how it is possible to lose an inch though.

    bone shrinkage from the estrogen

    this is a pun i am not a bone doctor

    That's not supposed to happen though. Bone structure doesn't really change.

  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The cousin of my ex has the hots for one of the new guys at hulen and they're both so young and clueless it is so adorable

    lock them both in a utility closet and see how long it takes to hear sounds of fucking

    #rapeculture

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    So my buddy (same one that got the bombastic TV) is struggling with convincing his now GF to shave/trim what he describes as her medieval bush.

    Any suggestions to offer him?

    To grow the fuck up as it's just hair?

    DemonStaceyVanguardShivahnEchoMsAnthropyBogart
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Kinda curious as to how it is possible to lose an inch though.

    I used to be 6'3", almost 6'4". I am 6'1" now. Spinal compression can do it.

    i grew an inch in my 30s

    And that's how he knew she was the one

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
    ChanusEcho
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Kinda curious as to how it is possible to lose an inch though.

    bone shrinkage from the estrogen

    this is a pun i am not a bone doctor

    Weirdly enough, estrogen actually protects bones.

    Cinders
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    WHAT PART OF I AM NOT A BONE DOCTOR DO YOU LADIES NOT UNDERSTAND

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Kinda curious as to how it is possible to lose an inch though.

    I used to be 6'3", almost 6'4". I am 6'1" now. Spinal compression can do it.

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    Chanusronya
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    WHAT PART OF I AM NOT A BONE DOCTOR DO YOU LADIES NOT UNDERSTAND

    Comprehension is the first thing to go when it's nearing time for a werewolf to change forms.

    Chanus
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    So my buddy (same one that got the bombastic TV) is struggling with convincing his now GF to shave/trim what he describes as her medieval bush.

    Any suggestions to offer him?

    'Grow up'?

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    trimming should not be a hard sell

    "unkempt" isn't a good look for hair anywhere

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    DemonStaceyIrond Will
  • AtomikaAtomika technology is your dickfist Registered User regular
    Volume loss from Spiro?


    When I lost about 100 pounds over the last year or so, I lost about half inch or more in height. Foot fat? Who knows. My shoes fit better, and my old sunglasses were too loose.

    Cinders
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    I am working an extra hour and a half today so that I don't have to drive back and forth tonight.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    So my parents thought their 72" TV in the living room was broken and bought a new one.

    My and my buddy go over there to set-up the new and my buddy says he will take the broken one to see if he can use it (we suspected it was not really broken).

    Sure enough, nothing is wrong. They just had it displaying SD so they thought it was fuzzy and broken.

    Now my friend has a fully functioning 72" TV for free.

    Hmmm.

    They're your parents.

    Why the fuck don't you have a 72" TV for free

    My house is too small for that.

    It would look stupid in my living room.

    Which is sad but it's the truth.

    -_-

    There's no such thing as a tv that's too big.

    Still trying to convince my wife to let me remove most of an exterior wall and mount a giant TV into it.

    I don't know a ton about light construction but I would guess an exterior wall is both load bearing and contains shit like insulation that you wouldn't want to remove

    YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY WIFE

    goddamn party poopers.

    Sir LandsharkGooeyDelmain
  • VanguardVanguard Je suis le savant au fauteuil sombre. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    also i hardly doubt it's a "medieval bush"

    is it burning?

    maybe we've got a problem then

    TL DRDemonStacey
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    So my parents thought their 72" TV in the living room was broken and bought a new one.

    My and my buddy go over there to set-up the new and my buddy says he will take the broken one to see if he can use it (we suspected it was not really broken).

    Sure enough, nothing is wrong. They just had it displaying SD so they thought it was fuzzy and broken.

    Now my friend has a fully functioning 72" TV for free.

    Hmmm.

    They're your parents.

    Why the fuck don't you have a 72" TV for free

    My house is too small for that.

    It would look stupid in my living room.

    Which is sad but it's the truth.

    -_-

    There's no such thing as a tv that's too big.

    Still trying to convince my wife to let me remove most of an exterior wall and mount a giant TV into it.

    I don't know a ton about light construction but I would guess an exterior wall is both load bearing and contains shit like insulation that you wouldn't want to remove

    It's possible to design an exterior wall that isn't load bearing but I'd triple check if I thought I ever found one. Usually they are supporting the roof. Removing insulation isn't that big a deal, you just want to make sure you don't breath it in and replace it some how.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    WHAT PART OF I AM NOT A BONE DOCTOR DO YOU LADIES NOT UNDERSTAND
    Oh, you're a bone doctor?

    Ok so I am having this dick issue I was wondering if you could help with.

    ChanusAtomikaCinders
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    PA's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory is 10 years old today, and it made the front page of reddit (where a gamer was discussing how being ridiculously hostile to female gamers is unacceptable).

    http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/20s76i/gamers_needs_to_grow_the_fuck_up/

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/green-blackboards-and-other-anomalies

    Ravenhpltc24 on
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
    AbdhyiusChanusPantsBEcho
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    also i hardly doubt it's a "medieval bush"

    is it burning?

    maybe we've got a problem then

    Maybe it's infested with highwaymen and we need to send in a guard with any caravan.

    DemonStaceyMsAnthropyCinders
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Dr. Spaceman is a 30 Rock reference but would also be a pro tier DJ name y/n

    Chanus
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    So my parents thought their 72" TV in the living room was broken and bought a new one.

    My and my buddy go over there to set-up the new and my buddy says he will take the broken one to see if he can use it (we suspected it was not really broken).

    Sure enough, nothing is wrong. They just had it displaying SD so they thought it was fuzzy and broken.

    Now my friend has a fully functioning 72" TV for free.

    Hmmm.

    They're your parents.

    Why the fuck don't you have a 72" TV for free

    My house is too small for that.

    It would look stupid in my living room.

    Which is sad but it's the truth.

    -_-

    There's no such thing as a tv that's too big.

    Still trying to convince my wife to let me remove most of an exterior wall and mount a giant TV into it.

    I don't know a ton about light construction but I would guess an exterior wall is both load bearing and contains shit like insulation that you wouldn't want to remove

    YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY WIFE

    goddamn party poopers.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Is it ok if I am only calling you a fake gamer girl Ironically?

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    So my buddy (same one that got the bombastic TV) is struggling with convincing his now GF to shave/trim what he describes as her medieval bush.

    Any suggestions to offer him?

    I'm no expert in japanese manga but I believe a lecherous grandfather needs to be involved

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    DemonStacey
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    PA's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory is 10 years old today, and it made the front page of reddit (where a gamer was discussing how being ridiculously hostile to female gamers is unacceptable).

    http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/20s76i/gamers_needs_to_grow_the_fuck_up/

    I have a framed PA strip hanging in my house and I look forward to the day when my kids friends see it and laugh at the terrible old days of internet comic strips

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Dr. Spaceman is a 30 Rock reference but would also be a pro tier DJ name y/n

    especially if you insist it's pronounced spatch-em-en

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    Delmaina5ehren
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I don't know what he means by trim though.


    also speaking of my ex' cousin was annoyed that the dude had gone home "I shaved for this, abd!" "Okay, I don't need or want to hear that."

    "I shaved for this!" "Please stop saying that do you know how young you look."

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  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
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  • VanguardVanguard Je suis le savant au fauteuil sombre. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    also i hardly doubt it's a "medieval bush"

    is it burning?

    maybe we've got a problem then

    Maybe it's infested with highwaymen and we need to send in a guard with any caravan.

    will you be playing a hedge wizard in this d&d adventure?

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    So my parents thought their 72" TV in the living room was broken and bought a new one.

    My and my buddy go over there to set-up the new and my buddy says he will take the broken one to see if he can use it (we suspected it was not really broken).

    Sure enough, nothing is wrong. They just had it displaying SD so they thought it was fuzzy and broken.

    Now my friend has a fully functioning 72" TV for free.

    Hmmm.

    They're your parents.

    Why the fuck don't you have a 72" TV for free

    My house is too small for that.

    It would look stupid in my living room.

    Which is sad but it's the truth.

    -_-

    There's no such thing as a tv that's too big.

    Still trying to convince my wife to let me remove most of an exterior wall and mount a giant TV into it.

    I don't know a ton about light construction but I would guess an exterior wall is both load bearing and contains shit like insulation that you wouldn't want to remove

    YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY WIFE

    goddamn party poopers.

    FUCK IT SPOOL LETS MAKE THE WHOLE HOUSE A TV

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    descDemonStacey
  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    On the one hand it sucks that the brick façade of this house is collapsing off

    On the other hand they can skateboard up, do a 180 spin, and then land in their attic

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    Ravenhpltc24VanguardChanusGooeyEddyRMS OceanicSTATE OF THE ART ROBOTAtomikaTL DRPodlyPantsBDelmainBogartCindersy2jake215
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
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    stretch those bones back out

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    VanguardGooeyPodlyAtomika
  • VanguardVanguard Je suis le savant au fauteuil sombre. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    desc wrote: »
    On the one hand it sucks that the brick façade of this house is collapsing off

    On the other hand they can skateboard up, do a 180 spin, and then land in their attic

    tumblr_n2l9epN4xl1rj7v02o1_500.jpg

    SKATE AND DESTROY

    DemonStaceydescPodlyElement BrianMsAnthropy
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    also i hardly doubt it's a "medieval bush"

    is it burning?

    maybe we've got a problem then

    Maybe it's infested with highwaymen and we need to send in a guard with any caravan.

    will you be playing a hedge wizard in this d&d adventure?

    Maybe after the caravan is protected we can go after some bushmeat.

    VanguardAtomikaMsAnthropy
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
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    nothing has ever summed up early adulthood better

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    RMS Oceanic21stCentury
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    gc077353e.jpg

    stretch those bones back out

    Christian alternative...? I never heard of christian's having a thing against yoga?

    desc wrote: »
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    SNEAK PEEK AT MY PAX EAST 2015 GAME PROJECT:

    I have a card called "Believe in yourself!".

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't know what he means by trim though.


    also speaking of my ex' cousin was annoyed that the dude had gone home "I shaved for this, abd!" "Okay, I don't need or want to hear that."

    "I shaved for this!" "Please stop saying that do you know how young you look."

    He means anything really.

    I guess for him ideal would be the less the better?

    But currently there is 0 trimming or grooming of what is down there.

    He says he'd be ok if it was just trimmed back some because as is it's a turn-off for him I guess?

    desc wrote: »
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    also i hardly doubt it's a "medieval bush"

    is it burning?

    maybe we've got a problem then

    Maybe it's infested with highwaymen and we need to send in a guard with any caravan.

    will you be playing a hedge wizard in this d&d adventure?

    Maybe after the caravan is protected we can go after some bushmeat.

    I search the area!

    Geth Roll 1d20

    1d20 13 [1d20=13]

  • VanguardVanguard Je suis le savant au fauteuil sombre. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2014
    Chanus wrote: »
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    stretch those bones back out

    we call this pose

    high fiving the martyr

    Vanguard on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I found the clit, but only barely

    DemonStacey
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    gc077353e.jpg

    stretch those bones back out

    Christian alternative...? I never heard of christian's having a thing against yoga?

    oh, yeah, yoga is satanic according to some of the crazier sects

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

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