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  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hunnyRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.

    Why did I do that to myself.

    To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?

    I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."

    The woman knows how to bluff.

    If the hitachi is a buzzin'
    Don't come a-wazzupin

    I'm glad I was able to turn off the vibrator before my mom came in. So it just looked like I was was laying in bed staring at the ceiling when she walked in.

    Maybe I should just buy a new doorknob and see if it works.

    That seems like it would be painful...

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.

    Why did I do that to myself.

    To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?

    I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."

    The woman knows how to bluff.

    If the hitachi is a buzzin'
    Don't come a-wazzupin

    I'm glad I was able to turn off the vibrator before my mom came in. So it just looked like I was was laying in bed staring at the ceiling when she walked in.

    Maybe I should just buy a new doorknob and see if it works.

    That seems like it would be painful...

    Also could give you a uti.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    not that masturbation is actually much fun anymore because you know

    fucking lonely

    : (

    This post makes me realize how thoroughly I've separated fantasy from reality though, which is good I guess.

  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    I worked 15 hours today..

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    I worked 15 hours today..

    Have you considered not doing that?

    AresProphet
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shiv, I know that. I'm just bitching because this frustrates me and I have months of it in my future.

  • MimMim I don’t do cocaine, I just like how it smells Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.

    Why did I do that to myself.

    To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?

    I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."

    The woman knows how to bluff.

    If the hitachi is a buzzin'
    Don't come a-wazzupin

    I'm glad I was able to turn off the vibrator before my mom came in. So it just looked like I was was laying in bed staring at the ceiling when she walked in.

    Maybe I should just buy a new doorknob and see if it works.

    That seems like it would be painful...

    Also could give you a uti.

    What, stopping mid-masturbation?

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    I worked 15 hours today..

    Have you considered not doing that?

    the opposite hasn't been a lot of fun either

    Variable
  • MimMim I don’t do cocaine, I just like how it smells Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.

    Why did I do that to myself.

    Because you are attempting to develop new fetishes, obvs.

    I developed a fetish for painful anal.

    I am not proud of this.

    WHAT DID SARKSUS DO TO YOU

    Some topics chat just don't need to know.

    Or maybe just I don't wanna know.

    We've done butt stuff, but not anal!

    Your mind is safe!

    ;D

    What like rimming? Fartplay? Face sitting suffocation? Do you see how just butt stuff cascades into a nebulous cloud of over sharing hypotheticals?

    KuPaEWL.gif

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    In other news it's getting increasingly difficult to not think about sex throughout law for accountants.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Aw yeah talk about agency as it applies to limited liability partnerships.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.

    Why did I do that to myself.

    To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?

    I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."

    The woman knows how to bluff.

    If the hitachi is a buzzin'
    Don't come a-wazzupin

    I'm glad I was able to turn off the vibrator before my mom came in. So it just looked like I was was laying in bed staring at the ceiling when she walked in.

    Maybe I should just buy a new doorknob and see if it works.

    That seems like it would be painful...

    Also could give you a uti.

    What, stopping mid-masturbation?

    No doorknob use.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Huh, this cartoon i used to watch years and years ago?

    Might not be as good as i remember.

    Also, vaguely racist.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i'm in love with your brother what's his nameRegistered User regular
    Huh, this cartoon i used to watch years and years ago?

    Might not be as good as i remember.

    Also, vaguely racist.

    Song of the South?

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    (The cartoon in question is a french buddy cop cartoon set in 70s San Francisco.)

  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Huh, this cartoon i used to watch years and years ago?

    Might not be as good as i remember.

    Also, vaguely racist.

    Song of the South?

    Funky Cops.

  • MimMim I don’t do cocaine, I just like how it smells Registered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    I worked 15 hours today..

    My eyes went like this: $_$

    dat paycheck

  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    I don't get paid overtime.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormAresProphetskippydumptruck
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    2 of my friends for some reason want to see movie in RPX, even though the IMAX has reserved seating and this is a big city with many people and that's so convenient
    and i dunno i kind of didn't think the RPX was that special and IMAX is big

    but me and my other friend who wanted IMAX for the reserved seating didn't care enough to argue

    nerds

    poo
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Fuck, is later than expected.

    Good night, y'alls.

    Shazkar Shadowstorm
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    o ya well
    i worked 16 yest

    oh wait

    i lose

    poo
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i'm in love with your brother what's his nameRegistered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    I don't get paid overtime.

    Mya I think you can legally murder someone now

    no jury would convict you

  • MimMim I don’t do cocaine, I just like how it smells Registered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    I don't get paid overtime.

    But you still get paid for the hours you work right?

    right?

    like that's different from overtime?

    Don't make me storm your office and cuss some people out

    I will bring the angry Black woman persona out.

    z-snap

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Thanks to everyone who hates American Idol but vote for my friend anyway! She's moving on to the next round like a boss.

    Bless your heart.
    InfamyDeferredVariableKageraCokebotleskippydumptruck
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    What does "im dying squirtle" actually indicate when people use it?

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    skippydumptruck
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    What does "im dying squirtle" actually indicate when people use it?

    it means bidoof is on fire

    skippydumptruck
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i'm in love with your brother what's his nameRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    What does "im dying squirtle" actually indicate when people use it?

    L2XQsp7l.jpg

    Elldren
  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hunnyRegistered User regular
    I see it used as "what you just posted is very funny!"

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    but what it actually indicates

    is generally that all is not well

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  • InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    What does "im dying squirtle" actually indicate when people use it?

    Usually nothing more than just "it is killing me", figuratively. Reference to this:

    <image removed because simon is a speedy man>

    InfamyDeferred on
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    What does "im dying squirtle" actually indicate when people use it?

    Reference to an old MSPaint comic with, let's see if I recall, a Weedle and a Squirtle. The Weedle is on fire, and they're doing a pun on the Billy Joel song - "Weedle didn't start the fire".

    http://imgur.com/r/pokemon/AJ7mp

    As for why people use it in casual conversation beyond just referential humour, I'm not sure.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    What does "im dying squirtle" actually indicate when people use it?

    Reference to an old MSPaint comic with, let's see if I recall, a Weedle and a Squirtle. The Weedle is on fire, and they're doing a pun on the Billy Joel song - "Weedle didn't start the fire".

    http://imgur.com/r/pokemon/AJ7mp

    As for why people use it in casual conversation beyond just referential humour, I'm not sure.

    [chat] is a roiling ocean of memes, TMI and abolishing the wage system. Not that I'd change it!

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    You know now I'm not even sure if the Weedle comic or the Bidoof comic came first, and it's bothering me that I don't know.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    What does "im dying squirtle" actually indicate when people use it?

    It means being in distress and having someone not lend a hand.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Knowyourmeme says bidoof was first.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Thank you everyone - I already went to knowyourmeme and laughed at the memes that had been created.

    But I never know whether "im dying squirtle" is dying from laughter, or simply "things are very bad for me right now" or "stop making levity out of my plight, you cad".

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    omg the forums are dying

    Zephiran
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    omg the forums are dying

    Literally
    dying Squirtle.

    Zephiran on
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
    Cinders
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Hm..

    Octodad, the original, is fun. Weird ending once I made it to the basement.

    I dunno how close this 2048 game is to Threes, but I just scored a 4760 on my first attempt, and have sucked it up ever since.

    Official member of the Grilling Gentry
    "Brevity is the soul of getting your shit read." - Tube
    Rarely-updated Collecting blog
    He/Him
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