So for a
variety of circumstantial and entirely selective reasons I have an opportunity to grab my wife and kid and take a break to get away from the real world.
So I'm going to the most made-up imaginary place I can think of: California.
I'm going to admit I've been to Anahiem theme parks a few times, but this time I'm actually planning on maybe getting out further afield into the Mohave and Joshua Tree and seeing more of the state, where you know, things might actually be a little more real.
But fuck it, I'm still going to Disneyland. And Legoland. And a bunch of other places that I'm not even aware of yet (seriously, what else is there to do in and around the greater SoCal area? I'm totally taking on ideas here, people).
In any case, it looks like we'll be around in roughly the first couple weeks of May.
So given that I'm going to be in the area, going to the Happiest Place on Earth™, and this is not a thing that happens very often, I thought maybe people might like to join in on the fun and merriment. Or at the very least, turn up to watch over my kid so Jen and I can ride Thunder Mountain Railroad together without being charged with child abandonment (No, look, Honey, we can just leave Casimir in the care of these
strangers from the
internet I've
never met before. What could possibly go wrong?).
At the moment we're lining up possibly going to Disneyland for May the Fourth (Star Wars Day), but we're still nailing down our plans and dates. But would anyone be interested in getting together for theme parks in or around that time?
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Muir Woods/Redwood National Park are worth seeing if you get up that far north
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Also, go to to Redondo Beach if you want some good seafood.
If you do make it to Legoland take the full plunge and go to the San Diego Zoo or Wild Animal park, great for kids, best zoo i have ever been too. If you end up in San Diego for any amount of time go to Coronado Beach. For a more adult fun time, try Stone Brewery, but there are a ton of great Breweries in San Diego. Takes about 2 hours to get to San Diego from the Disneyland area.
I would also add that if you are just going for getting all over the place, just bite the bullet and go to Vegas for a day.
That's not to say I wouldn't go back to NorCal, especially on account of having some great relatives and a buncha great forumers and the science museum and Monterey Aquarium and a whole horde of other great stuff, but I'm probably limited to picking north or south, and so the one I haven't been to in a decade or so seems like the more likely option. Plus Disneyland!
I'm not completely biased or anything!
I would like to go to Disneyland, but gawldamn it is expensive these days.
@Houk thanks for the heads up, a chance to high five Fishman is definitely worth going to Disneyland for.
The deserts are fine but it is balls-hot in Cali these days, and I feel like you'll get more out of the ocean than the desert.
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And Jen was saying something about Santa Monica Pier.
One really surreal moment for me, as a Mexican born somewhat life-long inhabitant of San Diego, California was happening across a Burrito-themed restaurant in Buenos Aires, in Argentina, and seeing posters bearing full Spanish-language instructions on how to eat a burrito.
I mean in context it made sense, but it was still very salient.
That's burros.
Loosely translated it was, "maintain the burrito in your hands, rich meats, veggies, and salsa, completely enveloped in delicious and warm tortilla." Which I guess if you followed the instructions verbatim, would leave you holding the burrito.
How old is your kid? If they're still relatively young, they'd probably lose their shit at the giant Sesame Street play area with live shows by Elmo and the other characters
He'll pretty much just be cute and happy (hopefully) most of the time anyway, so whatever we put in front of him will make for smiling fun times anyway, with a bit of luck.
We fly in mid-week on the 30th April, spend a couple days in Anahiem mostly just recovering from the jet lag and taking it easy in time for the weekend. We might try and hit a theme park or do some sightseeing, but it will depend on how we've recovered.
On Saturday 3rd May we're thinking of heading out to Santa Monica Pier and Venice Beach with an open invitation for any who want to join us. We figure it sounded like something to do where people could just join and hang out that seemed at least a little entertaining and not necessarily that expensive?
On Sunday 4th May we'll hit Disneyland with anyone interested in coming along to the Magic Kingdom, for those who love Disneylandish stuff and need little excuse to be there or just want to come along for the fun of it.
Seriously, these are open invite come-join-us weekendly things. So you know, come to one, come to both, whatever sounds interesting or works for you.
After that Jen and I'll be renting a car and heading south for Cinco de Mayo before swinging out around Joshua Tree/Palm Springs for a week or so before coming back and spending a couple weekdays in Anaheim again before flying out once more. So, the 3rd-4th May is the only weekend that we'll probably be in LA and able to do anything/meet anyone.
Anyway, that's the tentative plan. Flights and hotels are booked, so those are definitely our dates and if anyone wants to just get together and hang out some, you've got about a month to get it together to join in, suggest alternatives, make modifications, etc. before we get there.
Either/or.
Universal Studios also has the single greatest food cart you could ask for -- Snack to the Future.
You know what it doesn't have, though? The motherfuckin Jaws ride. Some grade-A bullshit right there.
I have so much shit to get done before then and I really need a holiday.
Also, who's around and interest in hanging out the weekend outlined? I just kinda assumed weekend would probably be better for most people.
I fly out in a little over 24 hours whereupon I get maniacally thrust across an ocean (twice) in an airborne metal tube with a hyperactive toddler in my lap, before getting an all-to-brief number of days to recover before daring to attempt impressing a group of internet strangers with displays of sterling wit and witty banter.
I should be able to get Wi-Fi at the hotel once I arrive, but just in case, does anyone want, say, my cell phone number before I disappear up into rarefied atmosphere?
I would like it. Although I do not think I will be able to make it to Disneyland, Anaheim is close to a great many things, including places where dinner is usually eaten, and hopefully we can do something related to foods.
I am airsickness personified, you see.
I'll flick you a PM.
Just wait till you get to Disneyworld! Hyuk hyuk hyuk