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The Fall of [Chat]

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  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! Throwthrowthrow!

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    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    surrealitycheckronyajapanDasUberEdwardKagera
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    omg >.<

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  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Finally on my way home from Munich.
    Fun city, would visit again.
    I liked it
    Pretty
    Bavarian
    Went to that big Wagnerian castle nearby
    Ate Weisswurst
    Watched people surf in the river
    Went to BMW factory
    Drank beers
    Etc

    I was there playing sportsball so I didn't have a lot of time to see the sights, but next time I'll arrive earlier and leave late the day after so I can do tourism things. But still, I had a pretty good time.
    Who knew encircling haps would be so much fun?

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  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    There is a very tiny dog here that wants me to throw the ball throw it throw throw it ballballball

    boston terrier by any chance?

    Papillon, I think.


    Yeah I've got Lucy and Sirius (shut up I named him after the actual Dog Star not Harry Potter's uncle or whatever)

    Sirius is a black lab/chow and Lucy is a Boston Terrier with all the bells and whistles that come along with the breed.

    She snores! She farts! She's hyper-energetic! She's so effiecient that she eats her own poop, vomits it back up, eats the vomit, and then poop and repeat.

    But she's also a sweet heart and loves to play ball. I've seen her get to the spot where the ball will drop before the ball drops she's so quick. This winter is driving her nuts

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    Death march to china begins

    fffffffffffffffffff

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    Mojo_JojosurrealitycheckKagera
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    First step: New Jersey. Starting off slow. Ease into the shittiness.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    First step: New Jersey. Starting off slow. Ease into the shittiness.

    Watch out for traffic jams

    or Chris Christies

    whichever name you feel appropriate.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    baaaaaaaaallllllll

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    EchosurrealitycheckKagera
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    so, a few weeks ago, I mentioned a metroid-themed spelunky mod and now it's apparently out.

    While I approve of the core concept (metroid tilesets, artifacts, and sprites being applied to the gameplay of Spelunky)

    what I've seen of the execution looks very sloppy.

    My primary complaint is with the guy mixing items and objects from the various metroid games, so the overall effect looks jarring. It doesn't help that it feels like it's paying lip-service to the franchise.

    Sacrificing to Kraid?
    The altar is red door from (I think) Fusion?
    Idols replaced by Varia Suit upgrades?
    The Moai head is ... I'm not even sure what, but it definitely doesn't fit

    so, yeah.

    Enjoy, or don't

    Tamin on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    hi everybody

    i've been awake for 2 hours

    for no reason

    Me too
    Also went to bed not early
    Thanks space jam

    poo
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    This why I'm glad no have tv

    Never want have tv

    Would ruin all

    poo
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Idk why my body decides to wake me up 5 hrs after going to bed tho

    Dumb body

    poo
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Death march to china begins

    fffffffffffffffffff

    You're going back again?

    What is wrong with your life that led to this?

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
    Elendil
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Omgggg that puppy

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Milan-San Remo

    Famous running of it last year because the guys on the camera motorbikes upped and quit because they considered the conditions too treacherous

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    surrealitycheck
  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    last night, @organichu told me about one of the (if not the first) times he met Sarksus and he had been drinking and got all high pitched and possibly hit on @nexuscrawler's roommate?

    I asked Sarks about it last night and while he admitted to getting super high pitched, he doesn't remember touching biceps.

    I think he's lying to me.

    Also, my brownie sundae was good but I came home feeling a little bit like I do the day after I drink. It might've been too sweet.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Myegh.

    I recruited a few people to help playtest my game with me...

    Sadly, not a lot of the people who agreed to do so have actually played with me...

    So... Anyone wanna play a card game with me right the fuck now? it's an easy-to-learn game, playable over the internet through a kinda crappy program.

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    chocolate hangover.
    Secret bro bicep bumping.
    Squealing little girl.

    redx on
    This machine kills threads.
  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    Sarks is mad that dream-him is really faithful, and dream-me is a slut.

    Like, I can't control that my mind wants me to have a lesbian threesome on top of Whole Foods.

    that's not my fault bro.

    Kagerasurrealitycheck
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarks is mad that dream-him is really faithful, and dream-me is a slut.

    Like, I can't control that my mind wants me to have a lesbian threesome on top of Whole Foods.

    that's not my fault bro.

    To be fair, the roof of Whole Foods is a really attractive place.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    anyone who doesn't want to have a lesbian threesome is a liar

    redxsurrealitycheck
  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    ball? ball ball ball, ball.
    ballballball! ballballball! BAAAAALLL!
    ball ball! ball. ball... ball....

    This machine kills threads.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    The iPhone now does HDR auto which is great but also baffling that it didn't before. It's the easiest thing in the world to detect.

    Did you pick the best exposure and still get a bunch of 255s and a bunch of 0s in the image? Looks like you need HDR. Rocket science.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    Shazkar Shadowstorm
  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarks is mad that dream-him is really faithful, and dream-me is a slut.

    Like, I can't control that my mind wants me to have a lesbian threesome on top of Whole Foods.

    that's not my fault bro.

    To be fair, the roof of Whole Foods is a really attractive place.

    This place had one of those weirdly designed sex chairs. It was like they were asking for it!

    Though the other night I had a dream about this girl that I used to make a lot of eye contact with when we were in college, and I basically rocked her world, then walked out into the house party we were at like a boss.

    It was pretty baller.
    Elendil wrote: »
    anyone who doesn't want to have a lesbian threesome is a liar

    I bet Fred Phelps is partaking of this experience in heaven right now.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    anyone who doesn't want to have a lesbian threesome is a liar

    Wait what would we be doing?

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    Why on top of whole foods?

    That would be an expensive threesome

  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    I slept weird

    Ugh

    And yet I am about to get up for yoga -_-

  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Why on top of whole foods?

    That would be an expensive threesome

    I don't know! I was shopping and two blonde girls were like "Hey"

    and then it just...went from there.

  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    If Disney movies are teaching me anything, it's that to make friends (or more) with someone, you have to betray them utterly, and then make it up to them.

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Global Warming is a lie,
    thus the frozen cyclists cry.
    Camera crews all had to quit,
    for the weather turned to shit.
    Forever winter makes us die.

    This machine kills threads.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    fff i think i cut my lip on yogurt

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    I assume in my lesbian threesome we'd be marathon watching The L Word or driving in their Subaru forester to go hiking.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    Kagera
  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    I assume in my lesbian threesome we'd be marathon watching The L Word or driving in their Subaru forester to go hiking.

    don't watch the l word.
    learn from my mistakes.

  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Global Warming is a lie,
    thus the frozen cyclists cry.
    Camera crews all had to quit,
    for the weather turned to shit.
    Forever winter makes us die.

    *finger snaps*

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    fff i think i cut my lip on yogurt

    Sounds impressive. Cutting your lip on something as soft as yogurt!

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    If Disney movies are teaching me anything, it's that to make friends (or more) with someone, you have to betray them utterly, and then make it up to them.

    Animue teach that to make friends with someone, you blow them up kiloton scale magic spells. It's a much better lesson.

    This machine kills threads.
  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Animue teach that to make friends with someone, you blow them up kiloton scale magic spells. It's a much better lesson.
    Yeah but kiloton magic spells aren't available IRL. Betrayal is!

  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Why on top of whole foods?

    That would be an expensive threesome

    I don't know! I was shopping and two blonde girls were like "Hey"

    and then it just...went from there.

    Most expensive organic non-GMO threesome ever

    (To be fair there are a lot of really cute vaguely punky ladies that work at the while foods I shop at sometimes and I couldn't blame anyone's mind for wandering)

  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    fff i think i cut my lip on yogurt

    I ... Wait ....

    Elldren
  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Why on top of whole foods?

    That would be an expensive threesome

    I don't know! I was shopping and two blonde girls were like "Hey"

    and then it just...went from there.

    Most expensive organic non-GMO threesome ever

    (To be fair there are a lot of really cute vaguely punky ladies that work at the while foods I shop at sometimes and I couldn't blame anyone's mind for wandering)

    Unfortunately for me, these were two blonde girls. Like All American blonde.

    I'm more into alternative girls and my attraction to blondes went from "a little" to "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" after living with Sarks' sister.

    Elendil
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