Jake, I was watching the Clips-Pelicans game in class
dude in front of me was watching Heat-Pacers
lul 3 hour classes
god law school is such a joke
;_; I'm having doubts u gais
So you're thinking of going to law school?
i had ruled it out before but now I dunno anymore
but i don't know nothing about nothing no more
also i work in a law firm and it drives me mad and I can't decide if the associates are like 100% miserable or like 50% miserable, which, you know, i guess i could live with 50% miserable
i have known a fair number of people with JDs and most of them seem to not like their jobs (lawyering or being a lobbyist) but are often stuck because lol loans
iiiiii know, this was a big reason I ruled it out
however, mundane jerb I have now is also not exactly something I like
I am lost is all gimme a break I'm young but getting less so and it's freaking me out
who
do you think youre talkin to
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Jake, I was watching the Clips-Pelicans game in class
dude in front of me was watching Heat-Pacers
lul 3 hour classes
god law school is such a joke
;_; I'm having doubts u gais
So you're thinking of going to law school?
i had ruled it out before but now I dunno anymore
but i don't know nothing about nothing no more
also i work in a law firm and it drives me mad and I can't decide if the associates are like 100% miserable or like 50% miserable, which, you know, i guess i could live with 50% miserable
i have known a fair number of people with JDs and most of them seem to not like their jobs (lawyering or being a lobbyist) but are often stuck because lol loans
iiiiii know, this was a big reason I ruled it out
however, mundane jerb I have now is also not exactly something I like
I am lost is all gimme a break I'm young but getting less so and it's freaking me out
who
do you think youre talkin to
A FATHER
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
I AM THE ORIGINAL JOB HATER YALL CANT JUMP ON THIS BANDWAGON
i hated jobs before i even knew wat they were
i was born king of work hating
aren't you like a viscount
lord of bumshire
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
is there a way to monetize being really good at fantasy baseball
i missed out on a red sox sabermetrics internship because i don't know database stuff and also because really really smart people love doing baseball dang
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
The weirdest thing with fans is when they give me, like, paragraphs-long attempts at reasoned arguments that end with "-and that is why you should put [weird thing that particular fan has a fetish for] in the game."
The weirdest thing with fans is when they give me, like, paragraphs-long attempts at reasoned arguments that end with "-and that is why you should put [weird thing that particular fan has a fetish for] in the game."
And I am like
"Give me money."
butt stuff
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The weirdest thing with fans is when they give me, like, paragraphs-long attempts at reasoned arguments that end with "-and that is why you should put [weird thing that particular fan has a fetish for] in the game."
The weirdest thing with fans is when they give me, like, paragraphs-long attempts at reasoned arguments that end with "-and that is why you should put [weird thing that particular fan has a fetish for] in the game."
And I am like
"Give me money."
Tell me the game.
Or the fetish.
Figging. One of the Kickstarter stretch goals is an art book with a ginger-scented scratch 'n' sniff cover.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
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who
do you think youre talkin to
A FATHER
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HEE HEE HEE SIG
i have a book about zen and careers if you wanna borrow
eject him from your life like david jones just ejected lance stephenson
(this metaphor eddy will also understand)
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
matt wagner did batman and the monster men and batman and the mad monk, right? those were pretty good, if so!
is that even a simile. is it just... something entirely different
something is killing my brains
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
S...sure
just like that eddy
boom you're out like a...sports...ball...?
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
you motherfucker
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eject him like a van halen "1984" cassette tape from my pontiac firebird
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Pacers could be a lot better offensively
refs being juggalos
everything is terrible
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
replacing stephenson with turner for good is a travesty from which they cannot recover
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
simile uses like or as to make something abstract or hard to grok familiar
metaphor suggests a kind of theoretical/allegorical lens from which you view other things through
But the simile that it described, was itself!
im srs.
similes don't describe, they compare
and if it was itself it would be
jumping the shark was like jumping the shark
i hated jobs before i even knew wat they were
i was born king of work hating
a metaphor is like an hovercraft, it does not need the bridge of "like" or "as" to cross the chasm of what is said to what it means
a simile is an old lady with a cane attempting to cross a busy freeway until the neighborhood "like" helps her across
a tortured metaphor is all of the above
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But what is the purpose of the comparison?
DESCRIBE
Guy
I'm not NOT corporate--big law = corporate. Just because it's an LLP don't mean it basically ain't
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maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
The simile was like this simile.
Recursive.
wat do u meen by corporate anyway
is it to do with higher numebr of moral principles compromised per second (mpc/s)
never forget
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
aren't you like a viscount
lord of bumshire
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i missed out on a red sox sabermetrics internship because i don't know database stuff and also because really really smart people love doing baseball dang
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
And I am like
"Give me money."
Go public! Decent wages, good benefits and medium levels of giving a shit!
Come Overwatch with meeeee
can they put in oden so they can knock knees and end two careers at once
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
That's what I've wanted for a while but public jerbs ain't wat they used to be
then again, nothing is what it used to be
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butt stuff
Or the fetish.
Figging. One of the Kickstarter stretch goals is an art book with a ginger-scented scratch 'n' sniff cover.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
i am the most bum
but my parents want me to be gainfully employed and dont give me shit its very unfair omg
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here