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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    SCHOOL ME ON HOTEL BOOKINGS NARWHAL

    ENGAGE ME

    Wait, school you?

    I don't know anything about hotel bookings!

    I just show up and hand the people a card and then they hand me one back and tell me that card will open a door behind which will be a bed I can sleep in.

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    HappylilElf
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Full disclosure, they don't actually let me make hiring decisions... yet.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I think you'll be okay Cinders

    TL DRHakkekageJacobkoshWinky
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    also i just discovered the CW own the rights to the kim harrison books

    and they nearly made a show of it in the 2012-2013 season

    kim harrison-chan...

    obF2Wuw.png
    Jacobkosh
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    speakin' of titillate, how many people who go to the gym get super see-able nips

    just a poll...

    Yo

    cool

    like i can wear three layers of things, sports bra, shirt, jacket, and still be headlights up

    Can't always tell if dudes are staring because im hogging the barbell with my baby weights or if they're mesmerized deer

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Fuck panicking

    well at this point he probs knows wats going on

    so surely talking to him about the situation is the only sensible option?

    I have no idea how he's going to react and he has way way too many ways he can fuck up my life.

    Just figure it out - either ignore it or tell him.

    Either way this fuse is lit. Worrying about it only hurts you.
    If he's going to fuck up your life the sooner you know, the better.

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    So It Goes
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    i too work a shitload shaz

    BILLIN 75 HOURS

    GET FUCKED

    I even have to under bill hrs cuz of idk dumb bullshit I can't think gnight bye

    Also lol this manager is wrst

    nope

    tell them to get FUCKED

    also I have to go to St Louis for like almost all of May

    FUCK ME :(

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I think you'll be okay Cinders

    yeah gurl you're moving out soon whateva

    besides why would this roommate WANT to fuck up your life

    did you kick his dog

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I will meet this girl on Sunday

    Book told me must not put life on hold just cuz feel overwhelmed then u feel worse

    Also Hakks that other girl I mentioned
    (Brown girl went to Barnard something something you're fb friends with her)
    I met her once briefly
    And was gonna meet her for drinks proper lol
    But work was overwhelming
    And then chu visited
    And then I stopped texting cuz I felt swamped
    And I feel bad but oh well

    poo
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    oh and in another related tangent speaking of the gym there was a guy in there today i'd never seen before who had even more dramatic shoulder to torso proportions than chris evans it was the craziest thing

    like ENORMO SHOULDERS and arms, but the teensiest waist

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    I will meet this girl on Sunday

    Book told me must not put life on hold just cuz feel overwhelmed then u feel worse

    Also Hakks that other girl I mentioned
    (Brown girl went to Barnard something something you're fb friends with her)
    I met her once briefly
    And was gonna meet her for drinks proper lol
    But work was overwhelming
    And then chu visited
    And then I stopped texting cuz I felt swamped
    And I feel bad but oh well

    HAY GIRL IM SORRY FOR BEIN A DUMB

    WHATS THE PIRATES FAVORITE LETTER

    NM LETS GET DRINX

    Eddy
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    hello hakkakakakage

    tyrannus on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.

    Look bitches we need to get paid.

    winky

    talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about

    talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter

    how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?

    you ain't going "man guys I hope nobody finds out about my super embarrassing job tee hee"'

    also 95% of you are IT bods or grad students so there really isn't an element of mystery

    Hey, I always have the mystery what thing did a sales person screw up today. Or what thing did they screw up and not tell me.

    Jacobkosh
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I will meet this girl on Sunday

    Book told me must not put life on hold just cuz feel overwhelmed then u feel worse

    Also Hakks that other girl I mentioned
    (Brown girl went to Barnard something something you're fb friends with her)
    I met her once briefly
    And was gonna meet her for drinks proper lol
    But work was overwhelming
    And then chu visited
    And then I stopped texting cuz I felt swamped
    And I feel bad but oh well


    whoooooo i have no idea who you mean and no desire to go to fb and verify

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Okay, so this happened:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/sprinkles-cupcakes-opens-cupcake-atm-article-1.1734019

    45 MINUTES IN LINE FOR A CUPCAKE DISPENSER?! I hate when people take so freaking long at the ATM. Like, "mutha fracka, did you not know what you wanted before you walked up to the machine?"

    and what kills me is that they bypassed the actual bakery just to do the ATM. It became chic to use the ATM to get a cupcake instead of just going into the store.

    ...I will probably be standing in line for the ATM one day, but if it takes 45 minutes, I am walking into the store because cupcakes or I feed on chic Manhattanites.

    Do you know what people have fucking done in this city for cronuts

    I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!!!

    Winky's game: Cronut Simulator 2014

    Key Features:

    You can be a cronut
    Get points for being devoured - brag to your friends that you're the tastiest cronut
    Fully moddable - make your own cronuts, fritters, turnovers, or even be an upsidedown pineapple cake
    Advanced physics engine for custard fluid dynamics
    Seriously look at that custard. Look at how luxuriously it oooooooooozes
    You can be a cronut

    ... Why ISN'T there a Donut Shop Simulator 2014?

    I am very seriously considering making one now...

    Deal with disasters like diet fads, grease fires, robberies, and Golden "Top Pot" Tate


    Choose the best location and floor plan for your shop. Lots of floor space for hipsters or hole in the wall?

    Manage your employees, offer franchising deals, and manage your menu - will you be on every corner or the kind of exclusive place that folks line up around the block for? Manage your inventory and coffee - Order too much and things get stale, don't order enough and you'll piss off your customers!

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    hello hakkakakakage

    WAT

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.

    Look bitches we need to get paid.

    winky

    talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about

    talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter

    how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?

    it is purposefully coy and tittilating

    oh man I am doing desktop imaging for this company and theyre just doing all this top secret military stuff

    I mean i'd never tell you guys who theyre killing but oh man its so fucked up

    like I cant believe they'll just pay me to install these things that help blow people up in these awful ways

    So stop reading his posts if it bugs you.

    just as winky is welcome to continue to post about his secret porn game, i'm welcome to express that I find it offputting attention seeking behavior

    I 100% do not intend to be coy or titillating, any titillation I am doing is unintended. It's just that working on this thing I have, I would imagine predictably, had lots of shit built up that I'd like to talk about but no one to talk about it with because it's not exactly something you can talk to lots of people about.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I agree with SiG and Hakkes and Ap0, Cinders.

    I think you will probably be fine - but on the off chance that he decides to be a mega-dick (which I think is a much smaller chance than your fear is telling you right now) it is still infinitely preferable to know ASAP and prepare for it.

    So It Goes
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    hello hakkakakakage

    WAT
    how you doin grill

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    speakin' of titillate, how many people who go to the gym get super see-able nips

    just a poll...

    In this current weather my nips are quite uppity when I'm wearing a tight shirt

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    Hakkekage
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.

    Look bitches we need to get paid.

    winky

    talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about

    talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter

    how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?

    it is purposefully coy and tittilating

    oh man I am doing desktop imaging for this company and theyre just doing all this top secret military stuff

    I mean i'd never tell you guys who theyre killing but oh man its so fucked up

    like I cant believe they'll just pay me to install these things that help blow people up in these awful ways

    So stop reading his posts if it bugs you.

    just as winky is welcome to continue to post about his secret porn game, i'm welcome to express that I find it offputting attention seeking behavior

    And I'm welcome to express that I think you are just being whiny.

    And I am welcome to express that god damn it stupid ffxiv servers being down for a kinda huge content update that costs nothing extra but don't get me wrong I mean that's cool and all but I wanna plaaaaay eeeeet however servers won't be up until 4am or so my time and I mean yes I might be trashed enough by that point to to make the shitty decision to stay play it at that god awful hour but for reals I really shouldn't because even though that interview is in the afternoon tomorrow so I'll be hangover free I do still have to actually get up and go into work at the regular time which reminds me that I totally get to see Ingrid Michaelson in Minneapolis a month from today which is awesome as fuck but I still have to reserve the hotel rooms so is it generally better to wait until a couple weeks before the booking or have prices usually bottomed out a month in advance?

    Sorry, I guess that ended up being more of a question than an expression :(

    I think prices get higher the longer you wait but maybe that is airplanes? I dunno, I don't know much about hotels.

    Prices will be cheaper the farther out you book, generally speaking. Especially for low occupancy seasons.

    Once it gets real close usually they'll sell tickets through the various cheap-hotel-room-finder websites, who will take a slice but often you'll still end up with a good deal. Unless it's a high occupancy season, in which case you'll have nowhere to sleep or have to pay out the nose for the last room left

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Okay, so this happened:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/sprinkles-cupcakes-opens-cupcake-atm-article-1.1734019

    45 MINUTES IN LINE FOR A CUPCAKE DISPENSER?! I hate when people take so freaking long at the ATM. Like, "mutha fracka, did you not know what you wanted before you walked up to the machine?"

    and what kills me is that they bypassed the actual bakery just to do the ATM. It became chic to use the ATM to get a cupcake instead of just going into the store.

    ...I will probably be standing in line for the ATM one day, but if it takes 45 minutes, I am walking into the store because cupcakes or I feed on chic Manhattanites.

    Do you know what people have fucking done in this city for cronuts

    I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!!!

    Winky's game: Cronut Simulator 2014

    Key Features:

    You can be a cronut
    Get points for being devoured - brag to your friends that you're the tastiest cronut
    Fully moddable - make your own cronuts, fritters, turnovers, or even be an upsidedown pineapple cake
    Advanced physics engine for custard fluid dynamics
    Seriously look at that custard. Look at how luxuriously it oooooooooozes
    You can be a cronut

    ... Why ISN'T there a Donut Shop Simulator 2014?

    I am very seriously considering making one now...

    Deal with disasters like diet fads, grease fires, robberies, and Golden "Top Pot" Tate


    Choose the best location and floor plan for your shop. Lots of floor space for hipsters or hole in the wall?

    Manage your employees, offer franchising deals, and manage your menu - will you be on every corner or the kind of exclusive place that folks line up around the block for? Manage your inventory and coffee - Order too much and things get stale, don't order enough and you'll piss off your customers!

    I am thinking of the advanced donut dipping and sprinkles engine. Interactive. Touch based controls. Will print money.

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    oh an in another gym tangent my arms are all skrong and shit now and the ratio of hard muscle to flappy skin has shifted favorably, but there is this stubborn batwing under my upper tri by my armpit that basically makes my arm look like the juiciest chicken leg

    Am I stuck with this thing unless I diet or get a surgery tuck or something cause that ain't happening

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    hello hakkakakakage

    WAT
    how you doin grill

    getting all up in it

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    two weeks ago rooms were 280/night

    down to 160/night now

    yeah ok i'll take that

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    A close friend of mine for 15 years who supports gay rights turned into a mega dick when I came out to him. And he was the friend who I most expected to respond well. I have 0 idea how my roommate will react. And I can't fucking think this through because I just keep seeing all the horrible shit that could happen

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    I can confirm that dynagrip is real. And a nice chap

    But I do not recommend the English bar in Houston.

    @gooey named and shamed

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I mean my roommates could out me to my family. How do you prepare for that?

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh an in another gym tangent my arms are all skrong and shit now and the ratio of hard muscle to flappy skin has shifted favorably, but there is this stubborn batwing under my upper tri by my armpit that basically makes my arm look like the juiciest chicken leg

    Am I stuck with this thing unless I diet or get a surgery tuck or something cause that ain't happening

    It may tighten up with time, you are still pretty young.

    Are you doing an exercises that are hitting the triceps specifically? Could try that.

  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    hello hakkakakakage

    WAT
    how you doin grill

    getting all up in it

    damn

    don't want to get burned

    come to chicago when I'm not working. which'll be in like 2 years

    tyrannus on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh an in another gym tangent my arms are all skrong and shit now and the ratio of hard muscle to flappy skin has shifted favorably, but there is this stubborn batwing under my upper tri by my armpit that basically makes my arm look like the juiciest chicken leg

    Am I stuck with this thing unless I diet or get a surgery tuck or something cause that ain't happening

    from what little I have gathered from lurking the various bigman threads, the only honest answer is "maybe"?

    like, targeted fat loss is definitely not a thing that ever happens. it may be next in line to go away or it may still be there when the rest of you looks like lady schwarzenegger.

    Hakkekage
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I can confirm that dynagrip is real. And a nice chap

    But I do not recommend the English bar in Houston.

    gooey named and shamed

    Who cares about dynagrip? Did you meet Gus?

    If so, are you his Facebook friend now?

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    A close friend of mine for 15 years who supports gay rights turned into a mega dick when I came out to him. And he was the friend who I most expected to respond well. I have 0 idea how my roommate will react. And I can't fucking think this through because I just keep seeing all the horrible shit that could happen

    Take a breath. You're panicking. The horrible shit that could happen probably won't.

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    Jacobkosh
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    i get visible nips

    suck

    them bitches be tender, too, like veal cutlets

    JacobkoshHakkekage
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I can confirm that dynagrip is real. And a nice chap

    But I do not recommend the English bar in Houston.

    gooey named and shamed

    Who cares about dynagrip? Did you meet Gus?

    If so, are you his Facebook friend now?

    I won't lie, we spoke of Gus excessively

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    Apothe0sis
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh an in another gym tangent my arms are all skrong and shit now and the ratio of hard muscle to flappy skin has shifted favorably, but there is this stubborn batwing under my upper tri by my armpit that basically makes my arm look like the juiciest chicken leg

    Am I stuck with this thing unless I diet or get a surgery tuck or something cause that ain't happening

    from what little I have gathered from lurking the various bigman threads, the only honest answer is "maybe"?

    like, targeted fat loss is definitely not a thing that ever happens. it may be next in line to go away or it may still be there when the rest of you looks like lady schwarzenegger.

    Yeah. Basically to tighten things up all you can do is lose fat, build muscle, and hope.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh an in another gym tangent my arms are all skrong and shit now and the ratio of hard muscle to flappy skin has shifted favorably, but there is this stubborn batwing under my upper tri by my armpit that basically makes my arm look like the juiciest chicken leg

    Am I stuck with this thing unless I diet or get a surgery tuck or something cause that ain't happening

    how long has it been flappy?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    A close friend of mine for 15 years who supports gay rights turned into a mega dick when I came out to him. And he was the friend who I most expected to respond well. I have 0 idea how my roommate will react. And I can't fucking think this through because I just keep seeing all the horrible shit that could happen

    Hey we're here for you

    Take deep breaths, don't focus on worst case scenario because it won't help you formulate a reasonable plan right now

    Jacobkosh
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh an in another gym tangent my arms are all skrong and shit now and the ratio of hard muscle to flappy skin has shifted favorably, but there is this stubborn batwing under my upper tri by my armpit that basically makes my arm look like the juiciest chicken leg

    Am I stuck with this thing unless I diet or get a surgery tuck or something cause that ain't happening

    It may tighten up with time, you are still pretty young.

    Are you doing an exercises that are hitting the triceps specifically? Could try that.

    yah I do dips, not every lifting day but frequently enough
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh an in another gym tangent my arms are all skrong and shit now and the ratio of hard muscle to flappy skin has shifted favorably, but there is this stubborn batwing under my upper tri by my armpit that basically makes my arm look like the juiciest chicken leg

    Am I stuck with this thing unless I diet or get a surgery tuck or something cause that ain't happening

    from what little I have gathered from lurking the various bigman threads, the only honest answer is "maybe"?

    like, targeted fat loss is definitely not a thing that ever happens. it may be next in line to go away or it may still be there when the rest of you looks like lady schwarzenegger.

    this is more what I thought, the rest of me ain't exactly lady schwarzenegger but in the case of leg chub & tummy wibble the right clothing does wonders, but i like capped sleeves/sleeveless things

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    My car is getting cold

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