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  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    how do you guys deal with the crushing angst of existence
    do you think i just need anti-anxiety meds

    They help for sure, but depending on what they prescribe you, it may not be worth it. Meds like Xanax or Klonopin are common treatments for anxiety, and they work really well! But they can cause chemical dependency, and like alcohol, are aomong the only drugs that can literally kill you from the withdrawals...

    Still, though! If you are having anxiety badl enough, then it may be worth looking into those options...

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Jake, did you whore your new glasses here, yet? I just saw them, and they totally go with that beard.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    Jake, did you whore your new glasses here, yet? I just saw them, and they totally go with that beard.

    no I spare the forum my visage

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Nurse, Veteran, Army Mom, Ficus, Space Dad, Survivor Contestant God Bless This Mess Registered User regular
    I'm under a lot of stress right now so that could be it as well.
    I <3 you all.
    I think I'll be better in two weeks or so.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Great.

    Now I am feeling ugly, and giant, and manish for no reason. Thanks brain.

    Time to feed you liquor.

    girl u no i think u cute right

    *immediately starts shipping*

    fuck gendered marketing
    ShivahnAresProphet
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    I feel like finding out that Jake looks like anything other than a giant muscleman would be the adulthood version discovering that Santa isn't real

    bloodyroarxxMortiousMrMisterAresProphetoverride367
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    Oh shit, she just jacked in! Didn't see that one coming.

    ENTER A WORLD OF ABSTRACT 80S CGI

    PREPARE TO SEE A REFLECTIVE SPHERE TURN INTO A CUBE HOLY SHIT

    MrMister
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Oh shit, she just jacked in! Didn't see that one coming.

    ENTER A WORLD OF ABSTRACT 80S CGI

    PREPARE TO SEE A REFLECTIVE SPHERE TURN INTO A CUBE HOLY SHIT

    Thanks Jacob now I want to watch The Lawnmower Man

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    Jacobkosh
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I feel like finding out that Jake looks like anything other than a giant muscleman would be the adulthood version discovering that Santa isn't real
    Would that be better or worse than finding out that scheck is not Mikki Nimaj?

    Alternative: What if scheck weren't Nikki Minaj but she was a member of the forums and was participating in chat on the DL?

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    how do you guys deal with the crushing angst of existence
    do you think i just need anti-anxiety meds

    Maybe!!

    You should plan a trip or vacation this is my advice to everyone

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Is it time?

    I think it's time.


    Watch your back. Shoot straight. Conserve ammo. And never, ever, cut a deal with a dragon.

    To Buttercup of Yamatetsu Corporation, I leave my complete collection of comic books with respect for our mutual appreciation of the art form. Not manga, I know, but you could stand to develop a taste for some of the classics, my dear.

    Dunk's will is brilliant

    fuck gendered marketing
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I feel like finding out that Jake looks like anything other than a giant muscleman would be the adulthood version discovering that Santa isn't real
    Would that be better or worse than finding out that scheck is not Mikki Nimaj?

    Alternative: What if scheck weren't Nikki Minaj but she was a member of the forums and was participating in chat on the DL?

    all I'm gonna say is

    these hips have a proven track record of veracity

    LoserForHireXsurrealitycheck
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    how do you guys deal with the crushing angst of existence
    do you think i just need anti-anxiety meds

    I wake up and look forward to something

    be it eating tasty food or talking to a pretty girl or hanging out with my friends or expressing myself creatively or reading/watching/listening to something new or having a really nice candlelit jackoff session

    the world is so chock full of amazing things and I will never get to see it all but Ican content myself with trying to stuff my face forever

    you might be joking, but i feel like having a healthy, guiltless enjoyment of masturbation is really good for you

    a lot of people feel disgusted after they masturbate and i think that's not good at all

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
    Jacobkosh
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    What if everyone on this forum is actually a secret celebrity with a fake identity that they use in order to have a normal conversation with people every so often

    hmm

    I'm going to write a spec script for this

    someone call Tom Hanks, he'll love it

    Apothe0sis
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    ...you... you're Shakira?

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    Jacobkosh
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I feel like finding out that Jake looks like anything other than a giant muscleman would be the adulthood version discovering that Santa isn't real
    Would that be better or worse than finding out that scheck is not Mikki Nimaj?

    Alternative: What if scheck weren't Nikki Minaj but she was a member of the forums and was participating in chat on the DL?

    yes... what if

    fuck gendered marketing
    Apothe0sisJacobkoshsurrealitycheck
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    What if everyone on this forum is actually a secret celebrity with a fake identity that they use in order to have a normal conversation with people every so often

    hmm

    I'm going to write a spec script for this

    someone call Tom Hanks, he'll love it

    Kesha does not want her cover blown

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    how do you guys deal with the crushing angst of existence
    do you think i just need anti-anxiety meds

    I wake up and look forward to something

    be it eating tasty food or talking to a pretty girl or hanging out with my friends or expressing myself creatively or reading/watching/listening to something new or having a really nice candlelit jackoff session

    the world is so chock full of amazing things and I will never get to see it all but Ican content myself with trying to stuff my face forever

    you might be joking, but i feel like having a healthy, guiltless enjoyment of masturbation is really good for you

    a lot of people feel disgusted after they masturbate and i think that's not good at all

    ewww

    that's terrible

    masturbation should be awesome

    fuck gendered marketing
    Evil MultifariousSo It GoesInquisitorShivahnNecobloodyroarxxLoserForHireXAresProphetoverride367
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    After I masturbate I think

    "Why did I just spent 7 hours doing that? Now I have to work late."

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    DasUberEdwardshryke
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    how do you guys deal with the crushing angst of existence
    do you think i just need anti-anxiety meds

    i drink.

    literally constantly.

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    MrMisterAresProphet
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    After I masturbate I think

    "Why did I just spent 7 hours doing that? Now I have to work late."

    just waaaaaaay too much time spent. is my problem. i definitely don't feel guilty about the fap. but it's the


    oh hey you wasted an hour of your life engaging some real basic monkey shit in your brain.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Is it time?

    I think it's time.


    Watch your back. Shoot straight. Conserve ammo. And never, ever, cut a deal with a dragon.

    To Buttercup of Yamatetsu Corporation, I leave my complete collection of comic books with respect for our mutual appreciation of the art form. Not manga, I know, but you could stand to develop a taste for some of the classics, my dear.

    Dunk's will is brilliant

    Fluff, humor and more plot hooks then any three gms could use.

    Elldren
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    It's lizard shit and it's awesome.

    Also the alternative is less productive and fun, usually.

    DasUberEdward
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Elldren: omg your beard
    Elldren: it is so much more beady than the last pic I saw of you
    jacobkosh: I have been bulking it out!
    jacobkosh: and waxing my moustache
    Elldren: It shows!
    Elldren: also those glasses are legit
    jacobkosh: thank you!
    jacobkosh: I was looking for something that was like what gary oldman waers in TTSS
    jacobkosh: I got pretty close I think
    Elldren: yeah
    jacobkosh: chu said I have "tony soprano fingers" haha
    Elldren: XD
    Elldren: I want my brothel management sim
    jacobkosh: i am amazed they have not made Tiny Cathouse or WhoreTown or something yet
    Elldren: they exist
    Elldren: i just want
    Elldren: the alpha centauri of brothel management
    jacobkosh: :D
    jacobkosh: that is an amazing sentence you should take a bow

    LoserForHireXElkiAresProphet
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It's lizard shit and it's awesome.

    Also the alternative is less productive and fun, usually.

    you're right.

    dang. i can't even talk about constant fapping without getting dunked on scientifically

    <3

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    how do you guys deal with the crushing angst of existence
    do you think i just need anti-anxiety meds

    I wake up and look forward to something

    be it eating tasty food or talking to a pretty girl or hanging out with my friends or expressing myself creatively or reading/watching/listening to something new or having a really nice candlelit jackoff session

    the world is so chock full of amazing things and I will never get to see it all but Ican content myself with trying to stuff my face forever

    you might be joking, but i feel like having a healthy, guiltless enjoyment of masturbation is really good for you

    a lot of people feel disgusted after they masturbate and i think that's not good at all

    I don't like having to run out of the house right after.

    You got to have a minute to sort of wind down.

    Get things in perspective.

    Check out the world.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    how do you guys deal with the crushing angst of existence
    do you think i just need anti-anxiety meds

    I wake up and look forward to something

    be it eating tasty food or talking to a pretty girl or hanging out with my friends or expressing myself creatively or reading/watching/listening to something new or having a really nice candlelit jackoff session

    the world is so chock full of amazing things and I will never get to see it all but Ican content myself with trying to stuff my face forever

    you might be joking, but i feel like having a healthy, guiltless enjoyment of masturbation is really good for you

    a lot of people feel disgusted after they masturbate and i think that's not good at all

    I dunno man you'd feel disgusted too if your seed was jet-black and reeked of sulfur

    LoserForHireX
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    It takes you guys an hour to jerk it?

    If I want to, I can have a nice long session like that sure. But, if time is an issue I can be done in sub-5 minutes too.

    Inquisitor on
    bloodyroarxx
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I just watched the series finale of Leverage

    That was a good ending to a good series, they brought over the finish line and ended it in a good place

    thank god they didn't summon the starchild to spout nonsense like bsg or dexter

    ElldrenJacobkoshLoserForHireXSolomaxwell6Thomamelas
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    After I masturbate I think

    "Why did I just spent 7 hours doing that? Now I have to work late."

    just waaaaaaay too much time spent. is my problem. i definitely don't feel guilty about the fap. but it's the


    oh hey you wasted an hour of your life engaging some real basic monkey shit in your brain.

    Come on. What else can you do in an hour?

    Watch a tv show?

    Way better to just jerk it.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
    DasUberEdward
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    Let's all share our average masturbation times

    I feel like this is excellent info to add to the spreadsheets

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elldren: omg your beard
    Elldren: it is so much more beady than the last pic I saw of you
    jacobkosh: I have been bulking it out!
    jacobkosh: and waxing my moustache
    Elldren: It shows!
    Elldren: also those glasses are legit
    jacobkosh: thank you!
    jacobkosh: I was looking for something that was like what gary oldman waers in TTSS
    jacobkosh: I got pretty close I think
    Elldren: yeah
    jacobkosh: chu said I have "tony soprano fingers" haha
    Elldren: XD
    Elldren: I want my brothel management sim
    jacobkosh: i am amazed they have not made Tiny Cathouse or WhoreTown or something yet
    Elldren: they exist
    Elldren: i just want
    Elldren: the alpha centauri of brothel management
    jacobkosh: :D
    jacobkosh: that is an amazing sentence you should take a bow

    Another thing worth making.

    Along side DONUT SHOP SIMULATOR 2014

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    Jacobkosh
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    how do you guys deal with the crushing angst of existence
    do you think i just need anti-anxiety meds

    I channel all of my nonsense into art

    sometimes chemicals help

    "That is all I want in life: for this pain to seem purposeful."

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Let's all share our average masturbation times

    I feel like this is excellent info to add to the spreadsheets

    depends on the moment and the day

    sometimes i'm like "NICE THAT WAS QUICK AND EFFICIENT"

    other times i'm like "omg dude i have to go to work hurrrry upppp ;-;"

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Woah I got blister on the roof of my mouth from tasting a too hot gnocchi

    Weird

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    This week to me:

    Get dunked on

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It's lizard shit and it's awesome.

    Also the alternative is less productive and fun, usually.

    "It's lizard shit" is the new slang all the kids are using.

    Also "It's wizard shit". Just to confuse the olds.


    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Huh, it does work. Hangover gone (or at least masked but I'll take it)

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    how do you guys deal with the crushing angst of existence
    do you think i just need anti-anxiety meds

    I wake up and look forward to something

    be it eating tasty food or talking to a pretty girl or hanging out with my friends or expressing myself creatively or reading/watching/listening to something new or having a really nice candlelit jackoff session

    the world is so chock full of amazing things and I will never get to see it all but Ican content myself with trying to stuff my face forever

    you might be joking, but i feel like having a healthy, guiltless enjoyment of masturbation is really good for you

    a lot of people feel disgusted after they masturbate and i think that's not good at all

    I dunno man you'd feel disgusted too if your seed was jet-black and reeked of sulfur

    is, uh


    is that not normal, or

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
    Jacobkosh
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