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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    how do you guys deal with the crushing angst of existence
    do you think i just need anti-anxiety meds

    I wake up and look forward to something

    be it eating tasty food or talking to a pretty girl or hanging out with my friends or expressing myself creatively or reading/watching/listening to something new or having a really nice candlelit jackoff session

    the world is so chock full of amazing things and I will never get to see it all but Ican content myself with trying to stuff my face forever

    you might be joking, but i feel like having a healthy, guiltless enjoyment of masturbation is really good for you

    a lot of people feel disgusted after they masturbate and i think that's not good at all

    I dunno man you'd feel disgusted too if your seed was jet-black and reeked of sulfur

    Well, as long as it doesn't mutate, I'd be cool with that.

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    Jacobkosh
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    It's only a problem if it isn't consistently jet-black and sulphurous, really

    if it's normal one day and white the next, you've got a problem

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    This week I interviewed an intern who had ostensibly received n HD in router configuration during his networking course.

    I set him the task of determining why you couldn't resolve a page on a workstation that I had put nonsense IPs for the DNS servers. The goal of which was to determine whether he could use his knowledge diagnostically.

    Despite me hinting, telling him which commands to run and providing suggestions he couldn't do anything.

    I tried to help as much as I could and I felt very bad for him.

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    kedinik
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    End of Kill la Kill was great.

    need more fun animu.

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »

    dang @So It Goes‌ that looks great. brussels sprouts + bacon is just about the best thing

    did you make the gnocchi out of ricotta or potato flour or mashed potatoes or what?

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    End of Kill la Kill was great.

    need more fun animu.

    I regret Googling this! I should've read the second line. I thought it was French.

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    bloodyroarxx
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    End of Kill la Kill was great.

    need more fun animu.

    I regret Googling this! I should've read the second line. I thought it was French.

    Nah it's just a dumb pun in Japanese.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    the temperature is finally something reaosnable here and I have the windows open tonight and it feels really good to change the air out in this house

    I think this place has not the best circulations and really needs a periodic change of atmosphere to be livable,. it certainly has a dramatic effect on my allergies.

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I take pride in the knowledge that I have only masturbated twice while being paid

    but seriously I worked at wal-mart, I could have done it in the aisles and it wouldn't have been that unusual

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    i've got tomewyrm in my town doing karaokes and sipping good cocktails

    you jerks is missing out

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
    Eddy
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    I only masturbate if I'm getting paid to do it

    Like my old man said, if you're good at something, don't do it for free

    Winky
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    i've got tomewyrm in my town doing karaokes and sipping good cocktails

    you jerks is missing out

    oh i see

    y'all ain't coming to pax so you're having your own show with blackjack and hookers?

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
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    I take pride in the knowledge that I have only masturbated twice while being paid

    but seriously I worked at wal-mart, I could have done it in the aisles and it wouldn't have been that unusual

    I used to work at a paper mill with a recycling plant on site. Sometimes they'd get bales of really sleazy porn. Nothing illegal, just stuff that made Hustler look like Penthouse.

    I learned to knock, then pause a few seconds before entering the control room.

    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
    86 45
    Kalkino
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Saw my ex on steam for the first time in months. Naturally I cried myself to sleep but ran out of beer so now it's just crying and

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    JacobkoshElkiWinky
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    i've got tomewyrm in my town doing karaokes and sipping good cocktails

    you jerks is missing out

    oh i see

    y'all ain't coming to pax so you're having your own show with blackjack and hookers?

    i took him to a bar that is a carousel, all in one

    honestly it's a shitty bar but he doesn't have to know, and neither do you

    all you need to know is that he is razzled, dazzled, i've razzled dazzled him

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    and crying

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    I need some more XCOM recruits.

    Who wants in?

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I need some more XCOM recruits.

    Who wants in?

    yo

    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Tarr, we're in the early stages of planning a NO trip.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I need some more XCOM recruits.

    Who wants in?

    every time someone asks, every time, all i ask is to be an assault shotgun person

    but it never happens, and probably wont this time

    you know what, i hope the aliens destroy you, winky

    it would serve you right

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
    Frosteey
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Hahahahahahaha

    California State Senator Leland Yee arrested on corruption, gun smuggling charges.
    An affidavit filed in federal court in San Francisco by FBI Special Agent Emmanuel V. Pascua said there was probable cause to believe that Yee had conducted wire fraud and had engaged in a conspiracy to deal firearms without a license and illegally import firearms.




    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
    86 45
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Winky wrote: »
    I need some more XCOM recruits.

    Who wants in?

    I wanna be a white girl.

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    DasUberEdward
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I need some more XCOM recruits.

    Who wants in?

    I wanna be a white girl.

    Done and done.

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    IT'S FUCKING DOOOONE FUCK YOUR SHIIIT



    WOOOOO



    GT FKT

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
    WinkyMrMister
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
    MrMisterronya
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Tarr, we're in the early stages of planning a NO trip.

    don't you have some roots here or am i thinking of atlanta

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
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    @syndalis‌ - that's a bad way to do things. Limited promotions that still require people to show up; you just end up with a bunch of people who aren't happy with you.

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  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I need some more XCOM recruits.

    Who wants in?

    *patriotism chip activates*
    I'd like to volunteer for the suicide mission, sir!


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    MrMister
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Chu I left vent

    it was getting embarrassing for the both of us

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Tarr, we're in the early stages of planning a NO trip.

    don't you have some roots here or am i thinking of atlanta

    Atlanta is where I live now. I just have some friends where you are.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Chu I left vent

    it was getting embarrassing for the both of us

    yes i gmailed you


  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Hahahahahahaha

    California State Senator Leland Yee arrested on corruption, gun smuggling charges.
    An affidavit filed in federal court in San Francisco by FBI Special Agent Emmanuel V. Pascua said there was probable cause to believe that Yee had conducted wire fraud and had engaged in a conspiracy to deal firearms without a license and illegally import firearms.




    This sounds interesting. Gun smuggling to where?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    The loudest reaction to the rift/facebook thing annoys me to an unreasonable degree.

    I mean my reaction was "...wait what? I... hmm. That seems kinda odd."

    But then I try and find more info on it and it's nothing but tinfoil hat territory as far as the eye can see :\

  • MrMisterMrMister A pup must first get in the water to be successful as a seal!Registered User regular
    Omg Zeph congrats!

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    End of Kill la Kill was great.

    need more fun animu.

    I regret Googling this! I should've read the second line. I thought it was French.

    la bart, la

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • MrMisterMrMister A pup must first get in the water to be successful as a seal!Registered User regular
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    ronya
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    All of that said, I'll be taking an extended stay in the land of the dead from now on.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
    ronya
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Apparently among many other things, he tried to buy automatic weapons and shoulder fired missiles from a Muslim separatist group in the Phillipines, for a third party (who turned out to be an FBI agent) in exchange for campaign contributions.

    Oh also this guy was/is a very prominent gun control advocate in the US.

    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
    86 45
    Kalkinoronya
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    The loudest reaction to the rift/facebook thing annoys me to an unreasonable degree.

    I mean my reaction was "...wait what? I... hmm. That seems kinda odd."

    But then I try and find more info on it and it's nothing but tinfoil hat territory as far as the eye can see :\

    Tycho has a pretty measured news post about this on the main page if you're interested.

    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
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