I just woke up, bleary-eyed and hungover - hmm, 17 notifications - mother of god, Irond Will is posting bout me in some kind of "chat infractions" mod thread???
oh pfft
kind of a let-down; i had already been reaching for my tanto
your à tantôt
what did you say, becker
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
....I have been put in a MOOD. My jimmies are rustled. RUSTLED.
we don't even have our own letter for the 'th' sound what kind of scrub tier alphabet is this
bring back norse runes
we need two "th" glyphs. hard and soft.
we can give up c, x and q. w and y too at a stretch
Wait why are we giving up W? We need that one.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I find will discussing a raise hilarious because to me he represents the sort of dying breed that would look over the top of his glasses at anyone discussing..finances..out loud.
That's not a name for a thing, that's how you identify which of your three cousins named Chris you're talking about
the story is that there was a "Chris Steak House"
owned by a guy who's name was chris. maybe his last name i don't know. and i guess it was kind of famous in whatever louisiana backwater. maybe new orleans.
and then someone named ruth bought it. but also wanted to keep continuity with the reputation of the chris steak house
so it became ruth's chris steakhouse
which doesn't excuse the stupid name, mind.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Ruth's Chris steaks are OKAY. But their Lyonnaise Potatos are BANGIN'
I find will discussing a raise hilarious because to me he represents the sort of dying breed that would look over the top of his glasses at anyone discussing..finances..out loud.
ludious gets me.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
My uncle asked me to always go down and watch techs while they were in his room (the basement). He does have a lot of expensive electronics so I do it because he asks me. But I feel real fucking weird following this tech around.
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GonmunHe keeps kickin' me inthe dickRegistered Userregular
My uncle asked me to always go down and watch techs while they were in his room (the basement). He does have a lot of expensive electronics so I do it because he asks me. But I feel real fucking weird following this tech around.
just follow him around and breathe really hard with an unflinching stare
syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
edited March 2014
I make as much money as I want to, pretty much.
I have more clients with more work than I could ever do in a week/month, so I pretty much determine how much I have in a month by how hard I choose to work.
What I find interesting is that when the balance of power sits on me like that, I tend to skew towards making sure I have more free time than I truly need as opposed to more money than I need.
syndalis on
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratormod
I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.
Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.
I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit
i knew a real asshole bartender with a chip on her shoulder
she was pretty convinced that she was just upholding the dignity of her profession and restaurant when she went off on customers for some perceived slight
it was pretty asinine. i saw her drive off so much business
I've told this story before but a while back I took my brother in law to Dutch Kills and he ordered a Tanqueray and Sprite. I was all "bro pls. don't order that pleb drank here", but the bartender politely shut me the fuck up and said something to the effect of "Sir, I can make you a tanqueray and sprite, but if you like, I can make you something unique that you might enjoy more. If you don't like it, I'll make you a sprite and tanqueray on me. All the drinks cost the same so you have nothing to lose"
#gallant
On the flipside, PDT used to pride themselves on hiring the nastiest, snootiest cunts imaginable at the door. I had a reservation and they still made me wait half an hour to enter their almost completely empty bar. I hear they've abandoned that concept, but fuck 'em. Plenty of other places actually court my custom.
#goofus
yeah the better cocktail bars have the same attitutde you described at dutch kills. the girl i knew worked at what was honestly sort of a neighborhood townie bar with aspirations, so i guess she felt like she needed to stick it to customers whenever she could.
also she was really into class consciousness. she hated hipsters because they were all just rich kids who never knew what it meant to have it rough (also she considered all college kids hipsters). she hated rich people because she just knew they were looking down on her. she hated townies because they were ignorant and racist and disrespectful and couldn't overcome their upbringings.
she just had a lot of issues i guess. she liked frankie and me though, i think, mostly because we were pretty.
the only good thing she did was one time scott brown came into the bar and she gave him horrible service and a lot of attitude. on the other hand he was really preoccupied with his cellphone and probably didn't notice. also his wife was rude.
My uncle asked me to always go down and watch techs while they were in his room (the basement). He does have a lot of expensive electronics so I do it because he asks me. But I feel real fucking weird following this tech around.
Is he white? I want to know how much shit he's gonna talk about you with his friends, later.
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
I watched scrubs, but was this just someone seeing a black guy with his arms around a white woman and editing them in? I'm looking for a pun or something.
why THIS picture?
if there's no reason that's fine I'm just inclined to look for a joke beyond the edit itself
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West did this cover for Vogue.
People have been spoofing them since
edit: also i just realized that I am waaaay too addicted to Gawker
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we need two "th" glyphs. hard and soft.
we can give up c, x and q. w and y too at a stretch
what did you say, becker
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
which i feel is a pretty adequate place to start from a euphemistic point of view
Wait why are we giving up W? We need that one.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
ham wallet
omg
He's an OB-GYN
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
That would be over a 20% raise for me.
no i like x
how else will we mark the spots
ACTUALLY JUST A STRAIGHT BRAG
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Hey, lets start a cost of living discussion, I love those!
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
xoxoxoxo
the story is that there was a "Chris Steak House"
owned by a guy who's name was chris. maybe his last name i don't know. and i guess it was kind of famous in whatever louisiana backwater. maybe new orleans.
and then someone named ruth bought it. but also wanted to keep continuity with the reputation of the chris steak house
so it became ruth's chris steakhouse
which doesn't excuse the stupid name, mind.
Im not telling you nerds how much i make.
I've already been at work for an hour and a half.
ludious gets me.
Who cares how much you make? I've seen pictures of your shithole apartment. It's not what you make, it's how you live
and you live like a wildebeest
I could go for some Filet MignDUNK
The best day was when my wife finally started making more money than me.
One step closer to my dream of being a house husband.
Some people think being a house husband and living off your wife is emasculating...I see it as fighting for the equality of the sexes.
Also, fuck working.
Þ, þ for th as in thick
Ð, ð for th as in the
c x and q is useless
y only if you rejigger your j to drop the d in the dj sound it automatically has
like, i'm not not fine as it stands
but that would be comfortable
just follow him around and breathe really hard with an unflinching stare
I'll take it if you decide you don't want it.
About 18.5% for me. You and me Dew, you and me.
I have more clients with more work than I could ever do in a week/month, so I pretty much determine how much I have in a month by how hard I choose to work.
What I find interesting is that when the balance of power sits on me like that, I tend to skew towards making sure I have more free time than I truly need as opposed to more money than I need.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
yeah the better cocktail bars have the same attitutde you described at dutch kills. the girl i knew worked at what was honestly sort of a neighborhood townie bar with aspirations, so i guess she felt like she needed to stick it to customers whenever she could.
also she was really into class consciousness. she hated hipsters because they were all just rich kids who never knew what it meant to have it rough (also she considered all college kids hipsters). she hated rich people because she just knew they were looking down on her. she hated townies because they were ignorant and racist and disrespectful and couldn't overcome their upbringings.
she just had a lot of issues i guess. she liked frankie and me though, i think, mostly because we were pretty.
the only good thing she did was one time scott brown came into the bar and she gave him horrible service and a lot of attitude. on the other hand he was really preoccupied with his cellphone and probably didn't notice. also his wife was rude.
i couldnt ever do that
i am the type of person where my identity and self-worth is tied to my job
i really like to work
Is he white? I want to know how much shit he's gonna talk about you with his friends, later.
Robin ÞIcke
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West did this cover for Vogue.
People have been spoofing them since
edit: also i just realized that I am waaaay too addicted to Gawker
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k