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[Chat] Fractions

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I will get the finest cut of steak money can buy, fly out to Seattle, set up right on the busiest hipster street, cook it well done, and then eat it with ketchup.

    The tears will power my perpetual motion time machine.

    Ladies.
    21stCenturya5ehren
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Hey man if someone wants to spend a bunch of money on well-done steak that's their bidness. Though I do subscribe to the whole chef gonna give you a less then amazing cut that way thing.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    my mom insists that when I was 4 I watched a movie (poltergeist or something?) with her and tried to drown myself in the bathtub so I could be a ghost

    I was emo before it was cool

    override367 on
    Element BrianDemonStaceyApothe0sisfirewaterword
  • VanguardVanguard Just float along and fill your lungs Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    @Evil Multifarious‌ I know that Russian is particularly frustrating for translators in general. Mayakovsky's poetry, for example, is almost untranslatable into English because so much of it revolves around Russian wordplay that's impossible to translate.

    Likewise, I know German can be frustrating. Kafka, from what I understand, wrote in long, intense sentences that just rolled on and on but in English they are broken up due to the fact that we can't really do that.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    women be shoppppppppin'

    DemonStaceyWinky
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    777 the agreement of god.

    Yaaaaaay.

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    TTODewback
  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.

    Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.

    Apothe0sisoverride367Deebaserbowen
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    women be shoppppppppin'

    This plays on two stereotypes at once.

    Efficient.

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Organichu wrote: »
    women be shoppppppppin'

    http://gawker.com/man-commits-suicide-in-mall-after-girlfriend-refuses-to-1479660064/all
    The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.

    Having been inside the mall for five hours, Tao had reached his limit, and reportedly insisted that they leave immediately.

    "He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more," an eyewitness was quoted as saying. "She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument."

    Surveillance footage shows Tao angrily hurling the shopping bags and jumping over the railing onto the cosmetics section below.

    override367 on
    Evil Multifarious
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    huehuehue.
    778 loser.

    Bless your heart.
    Apothe0sisDemonStacey
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Translating is always more of an art. There isn't really a language you can do literal translation with and keep the feeling of the original writing.

    Doing Japanese there are always these weird puns and phrasing that just doesn't work well in English. A lot of the writing is done in a way that you can assume meaning do to context. Doing direct translation though is a bitch because of it.

    A good translator though can bring the meaning and essence of the writing to a new language but probably will never do it through a literal translation.

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    Elldren
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Likewise, I know German can be frustrating. Kafka, from what I understand, wrote in long, intense sentences that just rolled on and on but in English they are broken up due to the fact that we can't really do that.

    YO I AM A COCKROACH N SHIT

    919UOwT.png
    Evil Multifarious
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    "emo kid go cut yourself" jokes commit the unforgivable sin of being both boring and offensive

    This being a multi page "thing" is tedious and ridiculous.



    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    skippydumptruck
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Shallow and pedantic.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Shallow and pedantic.

    The fire truck is a solitary killer

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Likewise, I know German can be frustrating. Kafka, from what I understand, wrote in long, intense sentences that just rolled on and on but in English they are broken up due to the fact that we can't really do that.

    YO I AM A COCKROACH N SHIT

    Dark Raven XGooey
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    whenever these things happen i feel kind of sorry for the person who made the joke

    it was probably an offhand thing and not their main punchline of their standup routine

    but then we have a long time discussing how unfunny they are

    deebs is very funny i'll have you all know especially when he tells me things like i have a future and things to aspire to

    DemonStaceyMrMister
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.

    Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.

    I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit

    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.

    Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.

    What the fuck? Was the waiter like flat out making fun of you or something?

    Ladies.
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    women be shoppppppppin'

    http://gawker.com/man-commits-suicide-in-mall-after-girlfriend-refuses-to-1479660064/all
    The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.

    Having been inside the mall for five hours, Tao had reached his limit, and reportedly insisted that they leave immediately.

    "He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more," an eyewitness was quoted as saying. "She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument."

    Surveillance footage shows Tao angrily hurling the shopping bags and jumping over the railing onto the cosmetics section below.

    Man, I know couples fight tao and then but that's crazy

    firewaterwordGooeyoverride367
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Also

    If you did not play Frog Fractions in the OP

    you are missing out like whoa! I am rocking out to the end credits right now.

    Elki
  • VanguardVanguard Just float along and fill your lungs Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    zagdrob wrote: »
    I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.

    Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.

    I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit

    yeah

    then it's more like

    notspitality

    Deebaser
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    I will say, as someone on the OPPOSITE side of the fence as @Tav‌ , that chat is a fickle beast when it comes to jokes.

    Some people are consistent... but a whole bunch of ya'll will get your panties bunched up over jokes at certain demographics and go on tangents about why people shouldn't make jokes like that and it's bad for society and blahblahblah, but then be trigger happy with that agree button on an offensive joke at seperate demographic that, for some reason, is OK.

    I'm with the "fuck it make fun of everything" group that Ludious is on. But Tav isn't completely off base with his general thought here. But then again I feel like most people new that and it's still not worth getting bunched over.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * ~ Week-Long Dance-a-thon Booty Ribbon ~ * ~
    Apothe0sisbowenfirewaterworda5ehrenInfamyDeferred
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    "emo kid go cut yourself" jokes commit the unforgivable sin of being both boring and offensive

    This being a multi page "thing" is tedious and ridiculous.

    oh deebs, you can joke about anything you want, as long as it's more funny than it is offensive

    which is to say

    you can't make any jokes about anything because they're all bombs and you are terrible.
    <3

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Deebaser wrote: »
    zagdrob wrote: »
    I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.

    Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.

    I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit

    There are people that pay others to treat them like shit until it gets them off!

    override367 on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    @Jacobkosh‌

    The new poster for the Fargo series.

    zlrLff8.jpg

    It's a nice take on the original movie poster for Fargo.

    LTkuFYJ.jpg

    MazzyxDark Raven XGonmunJacobkosh
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    @spool32 @Eddy‌

    1 bottle of wine
    + 5:45am wake up
    _______________
    intense regret

    @skippydumptruck‌

    I got the kids up at 7:35. We need to leave for school at 7:45.

    looooool

    BTW Spool, any more updates on the whole school debacle that's been going on?

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    women be shoppppppppin'

    http://gawker.com/man-commits-suicide-in-mall-after-girlfriend-refuses-to-1479660064/all
    The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.

    Having been inside the mall for five hours, Tao had reached his limit, and reportedly insisted that they leave immediately.

    "He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more," an eyewitness was quoted as saying. "She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument."

    Surveillance footage shows Tao angrily hurling the shopping bags and jumping over the railing onto the cosmetics section below.

    Man, I know couples fight tao and then but that's crazy

    Daaaaaaaaaang...

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Hahaha self harm

    also Frog Fractions is. Hmm.

    I think. Wait, no. I got it.

    I don't got it.

    Oh brilliant
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    zagdrob wrote: »
    I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.

    Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.

    I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit

    yeah

    then it's more like

    notspitality

    you can't spell hospitality without spit

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    deeb's jokes are great fyi hth

    919UOwT.png
    bowenDemonStaceyCasual
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I think we can all agree that we should just make fun of anti-vaccers instead.

    Ladies.
    Dark Raven Xzagdrob
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Hmmm...FTL free expansion comes out next week.

    I am excited.

    03x29di.png
    Deebaserspool32GonmunDelmainSanderJKYoshisummons
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Johnny Cage Wins

    HOSPITALITY

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    Jacobkosh
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i am laughing hysterically at that gawker article

    oh my god

    what a ridiculous scenario

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    oh my god casual eddy's mom on facebook

    i am squeeing with delight

    I WANT AN ADORABLE SET OF PARENTS SO BAD

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    women be shoppppppppin'

    http://gawker.com/man-commits-suicide-in-mall-after-girlfriend-refuses-to-1479660064/all
    The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.

    Having been inside the mall for five hours, Tao had reached his limit, and reportedly insisted that they leave immediately.

    "He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more," an eyewitness was quoted as saying. "She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument."

    Surveillance footage shows Tao angrily hurling the shopping bags and jumping over the railing onto the cosmetics section below.

    Man, I know couples fight tao and then but that's crazy

    i wonder what his girlfriend would have done if the shoe was on the other foot

    919UOwT.png
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I think we can all agree that we should just make fun of anti-vaccers instead.

    Needs more x's

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I think we can all agree that we should just make fun of anti-vaccers instead.

    Needs more x's

    I can never figure out which way is the acceptable way to spell it.

    Fuck it

    ant-vaccxxers.

    Ladies.
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