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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    The next convention along is "the professional clothing show". Clearly My company need snappy uniforms.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Haha

    I've been wondering why my internet has been slow for days now

    turns out I forgot to turn off the proxy extension I use in Chrome

    a true technosavant here, folks

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    as a whitey, when you order something spicy from an ethnic restaurant they'll often ask you if you know what you are doing, or even worse, tone down the spice without asking.
    i know what i'm getting in to! curse your paternalism!

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
    ElldrenTL DR
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Basically DRX's curry tasted like fire.

    X gon give it to ya

    fuck gendered marketing
    bloodyroarxx
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2014
    kiddoroar lasted abut 20 minutes today before he lost his video game privileges today.

    hrmmm

    bloodyroarxx on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    There's a burrito place in Birmingham train station, p.much my only access to fast food burrito. I had "V.HOT" which was allegedly habanero but it werejn't no thang, and did not experience the butt flames the following day. What a rip.

    I think you just have no taste buds. When me and girl raven tried the tiniest bit of your curry it was hoooooooot. Gasping all around.

    "girl raven"??!?!! you chauvanist pig

    it is raven and penis raven

    or, if you want to be equal on both ends, penis raven and poop in grate raven

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    as a whitey, when you order something spicy from an ethnic restaurant they'll often ask you if you know what you are doing, or even worse, tone down the spice without asking.
    i know what i'm getting in to! curse your paternalism!

    A similar but different thing is ordering a streak in France. If your speak English to the waiter you get it medium, if you speak French you get what you asked for.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong You wouldn't right click a car Registered User regular
    I am gonna be china fat for pax east I am displeased.

    It's not deviating just like 15 pounds but it's 15 pounds I did not enjoy acquiring at all. Worst weight gain type ever.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    kiddoroar lasted abut 20 minutes today before he lost his video game privileges today.

    hrmmm

    Is this a record?

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I swear, sometimes I think my mom knows, but that seems incredibly unlikely.

    I know I'm probably just imagining it, but it is freaky weird sometimes.

    Cindy honey

    I am your mom

    No, that's impossible!

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    DK

    Tapeworm

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    Donkey Kong
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I am also pretty sure you are way too young to be my mom.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    God this acid reflux is killing me. I can't wait for the PX to open I need to down a bottle of tums.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I am gonna be china fat for pax east I am displeased.

    It's not deviating just like 15 pounds but it's 15 pounds I did not enjoy acquiring at all. Worst weight gain type ever.

    But think of the joy you brought to chat with that weight gain

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    CindersElkiApothe0sis
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    jake where my tracklist at

    @so it goes whoops I totally spaced

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    So I have motion sensor lights in my office.

    But my desk is around a corner from the switch/sensor.

    I need to buy a desk lamp.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I am gonna be china fat for pax east I am displeased.

    It's not deviating just like 15 pounds but it's 15 pounds I did not enjoy acquiring at all. Worst weight gain type ever.
    i thought of u while i watched the first ep of an idiot abroad where he goes to china

    poo
    ElldrenKalkino
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    as a whitey, when you order something spicy from an ethnic restaurant they'll often ask you if you know what you are doing, or even worse, tone down the spice without asking.
    i know what i'm getting in to! curse your paternalism!

    A similar but different thing is ordering a streak in France. If your speak English to the waiter you get it medium, if you speak French you get what you asked for.

    My parents were in France a few years ago and went to a restaurant

    My mother speaks a reasonable amount of French, and ordered the ratatouille

    the waiter acted like he had no idea what she was saying until she pointed at the item and he said, "ah, rat-a-too-yah"

    c'mon, Frenchy

    that was a stretch even for your kind

    a5ehren
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    kiddoroar lasted abut 20 minutes today before he lost his video game privileges today.

    hrmmm

    Is this a record?

    For losing it in the same day yeah. The last few days he was losing then the night before for the next day, but yesterday he was pretty good.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I swear, sometimes I think my mom knows, but that seems incredibly unlikely.

    I know I'm probably just imagining it, but it is freaky weird sometimes.

    Cindy honey

    I am your mom

    No, that's impossible!

    Search your feelings, you know it to be true

    fuck gendered marketing
    Apothe0sis
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    DK if it helps I will also be obese at PAX East

    we can rub bellies

    for, uh

    luck?

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    as a whitey, when you order something spicy from an ethnic restaurant they'll often ask you if you know what you are doing, or even worse, tone down the spice without asking.
    i know what i'm getting in to! curse your paternalism!

    A similar but different thing is ordering a streak in France. If your speak English to the waiter you get it medium, if you speak French you get what you asked for.

    My parents were in France a few years ago and went to a restaurant

    My mother speaks a reasonable amount of French, and ordered the ratatouille

    the waiter acted like he had no idea what she was saying until she pointed at the item and he said, "ah, rat-a-too-yah"

    c'mon, Frenchy

    that was a stretch even for your kind

    That's a generic language thing. French girl gets upset when she thinks I'm doing this to her and I find that it happens to me all the damn time too.

    There's just a difference between what you hear and how other people heart what you say.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    Elki
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    I'm Latina I can handle spicy

    But I am pasty so that happens to me

    So unfortunate

    fuck gendered marketing
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    as a whitey, when you order something spicy from an ethnic restaurant they'll often ask you if you know what you are doing, or even worse, tone down the spice without asking.
    i know what i'm getting in to! curse your paternalism!

    A similar but different thing is ordering a streak in France. If your speak English to the waiter you get it medium, if you speak French you get what you asked for.

    My parents were in France a few years ago and went to a restaurant

    My mother speaks a reasonable amount of French, and ordered the ratatouille

    the waiter acted like he had no idea what she was saying until she pointed at the item and he said, "ah, rat-a-too-yah"

    c'mon, Frenchy

    that was a stretch even for your kind

    well...

    how did she say it?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    because seriously it is hard sometimes

    you have to guess which word they're trying to approximate and like... like looking at the bottom rows of an optician's test, your mind can't really decide which one it is

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    as a whitey, when you order something spicy from an ethnic restaurant they'll often ask you if you know what you are doing, or even worse, tone down the spice without asking.
    i know what i'm getting in to! curse your paternalism!

    A similar but different thing is ordering a streak in France. If your speak English to the waiter you get it medium, if you speak French you get what you asked for.

    My parents were in France a few years ago and went to a restaurant

    My mother speaks a reasonable amount of French, and ordered the ratatouille

    the waiter acted like he had no idea what she was saying until she pointed at the item and he said, "ah, rat-a-too-yah"

    c'mon, Frenchy

    that was a stretch even for your kind

    That's a generic language thing. French girl gets upset when she thinks I'm doing this to her and I find that it happens to me all the damn time too.

    There's just a difference between what you hear and how other people heart what you say.

    Well, this was specificially because the guy pronounced ratatouille with a "yah" instead of an "ee" at the end, which is ridiculous

    also French girl is French, it is their nature to mess with the honest Anglophone people

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    as a whitey, when you order something spicy from an ethnic restaurant they'll often ask you if you know what you are doing, or even worse, tone down the spice without asking.
    i know what i'm getting in to! curse your paternalism!

    A similar but different thing is ordering a streak in France. If your speak English to the waiter you get it medium, if you speak French you get what you asked for.

    My parents were in France a few years ago and went to a restaurant

    My mother speaks a reasonable amount of French, and ordered the ratatouille

    the waiter acted like he had no idea what she was saying until she pointed at the item and he said, "ah, rat-a-too-yah"

    c'mon, Frenchy

    that was a stretch even for your kind

    In fairness simon, your mother is Australian

    So when she talks it sounds like English being fed through a mangle and thrown down a flight of stairs

    Casual on
    KalkinoMojo_Jojo
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    as a whitey, when you order something spicy from an ethnic restaurant they'll often ask you if you know what you are doing, or even worse, tone down the spice without asking.
    i know what i'm getting in to! curse your paternalism!

    A similar but different thing is ordering a streak in France. If your speak English to the waiter you get it medium, if you speak French you get what you asked for.

    My parents were in France a few years ago and went to a restaurant

    My mother speaks a reasonable amount of French, and ordered the ratatouille

    the waiter acted like he had no idea what she was saying until she pointed at the item and he said, "ah, rat-a-too-yah"

    c'mon, Frenchy

    that was a stretch even for your kind

    In fairness simon, your mother is Australian

    So when she talks it sounds like English being fed through a mangle and thrown down a flight of stairs

    ratatouille is an odd name

    I'd have called it chazzwazzas

    CasualGonmunApothe0sis
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    My friend said this was worse in China than anywhere else.
    Asking some person where "Ding Zen" is 20 times and just getting cow stares, then suddenly you get a bunch of excited feedback.
    They switched to flash cards after a while.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    intonation does matter a lot in chinese

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    Abdhyius
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    My friend said this was worse in China than anywhere else.
    Asking some person where "Ding Zen" is 20 times and just getting cow stares, then suddenly you get a bunch of excited feedback.
    They switched to flash cards after a while.

    yeah I've heard that a bunch

    keep repeating the word in what is, to you, incredibly similar ways, and they're just like uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

    uhhhhh

    Oh! That's what you meant. I'm sorry it was hard to figure out what with your completely random mouth spasms.

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I was thinking about pax east and got some wood. I don't think I should rub bellies with anyone at this point and time.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Oh gods the spice racism

    Lady at the Thai place fucked up my order and then reacted like I was asking for her to select her pistol when I requested sriracha. She gave me a little ramekin!

    Leave the bottle

    P10
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    intonation does matter a lot in chinese

    and since it doesn't in our languages, we think it sounds just like it and to them it just... doesn't

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    intonation does matter a lot in chinese

    it is the difference between cǎo ní mǎ and cào nǐ mā

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I was working for another guard team and they got a new guy

    now there's two people there who don't speak norwegian just english

    one has a super hot brazilian accent

    the new guy has an at times incomprehensible spanish accent. Add the noise of the bar and man.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    forty-four lions

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