[mlb] Fake Playoffs Now. Real Playoffs Soon.

Schide

Edinson Volquez: 7.2 IP, 1.17 ERA, 6 K, 1 BB so far. Get him while you can!

FortyTwo

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I'm teaching my 4 year old how to hit while watching the game. He's takes instruction really well.

This is my fatherhood dream. I can't wait for this.

Raijin Quickfoot

FortyTwo wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I'm teaching my 4 year old how to hit while watching the game. He's takes instruction really well.

This is my fatherhood dream. I can't wait for this.

I can't teach his 5 year old brother anything. He has no patience whatsoever. Morgan on the other hand is already standing and holding the bat correctly. Teaching him go to use his feet when he swings is next

FortyTwo

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

FortyTwo wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I'm teaching my 4 year old how to hit while watching the game. He's takes instruction really well.

This is my fatherhood dream. I can't wait for this.

I can't teach his 5 year old brother anything. He has no patience whatsoever. Morgan on the other hand is already standing and holding the bat correctly. Teaching him go to use his feet when he swings is next

That is great dude. That is just great.

Hjorvarthr

Chris Colabello!

league leader in RBIs, what

Jasconius

it helps that Darvish's zone is seventeen feet wide

FortyTwo

Jasconius wrote: »

it helps that Darvish's zone is seventeen feet wide

There is a dick joke in there somewhere.

Raijin Quickfoot

Maybe I gave stolen bases a little too much attention

PizzleStixx

Schide wrote: »

Edinson Volquez: 7.2 IP, 1.17 ERA, 6 K, 1 BB so far. Get him while you can!

My team name strikes again!

Raijin Quickfoot

Home run from Villar... Unexpected but I'll take it.

FortyTwo

Come on Perkins, don't fuck up again.

FortyTwo

Good good. It does nothing for me this week, but gives me a little pause before making any real changes.

Angry

Damn, i was really hoping Seager would get me at least a RBI so I could shut out Sweeney.

Raijin Quickfoot

My team pretty much did exactly what I needed it to do to wrap up my win this week.

Jasconius

doesn't really look like Matt Cain is good at baseball anymore

Angry

@Sweeney Tom‌

Did you bench Brandon Belt at the last minute today?

Sweeney Tom

Benched him and Bogaerts for Arenado and Napoli.

Fuck me. 1-10 vs 1-9 would still be bad no matter what, but still. Fuck me.

Raijin Quickfoot

I think maybe you over think things

Raijin Quickfoot

Why is the Philly game postpones already? Weather?

Jasconius

operating on the assumption that Raijin will be a Top 3 team, I am satisfied with the week. Especially considering he had two major players with extra offensive days which basically proved decisive (fuck australia)

And also the fact I had two days where my team did literally nothing

Zen Vulgarity

I keep forgetting to check a day in advance to get starters ugh

Maximum

BJ Upton on waivers? Say it isn't so!

Jasconius

Maximum wrote: »

BJ Upton on waivers? Say it isn't so!

i can't deal with his shit anymore. he changed his batting stance, the death rattle of all marginal hitters

Raijin Quickfoot

Beej has a hell of an arm though!

Jasconius

he's just alright defensively. I picked him in Rd 23 or something because he does occasionally turn it on and have a Babe Ruth-ian month

But it seems pretty clear to me the whole of his production was thanks to the Rays coaching staff

Jasconius

i wanted to cancel my MLB.tv sub this year but I waited to long and now I am hooked again

IT IS MESMERIZING

quad view is of the gods

Goose!

Fister and Harvey (duh) already on the DL, Robertson just placed there by the Yankees, and Ryan Zimmerman heading there soon most likely. My team is falling apart.

Raijin Quickfoot

Deja vu. Picking up John Lackey to try and bolster my pitching. Worked out OK last year... So far so good thus year.

Jasconius

matt moore just left the mound with an injury. no official word but to me it looked like forearm

select a gun, and then select your season

Zen Vulgarity

Jasconius wrote: »

matt moore just left the mound with an injury. no official word but to me it looked like forearm

select a gun, and then select your season

Schide

nrrrrr

Sweeney Tom

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

Jasconius wrote: »

matt moore just left the mound with an injury. no official word but to me it looked like forearm

select a gun, and then select your season

Does Andrews even have any off time anymore

Maximum

https://twitter.com/scottkilleen/statuses/452292552809381888

AAAAAAHHHHHH

IvanIssacs

That is nightmare fuel.

Zen Vulgarity

FUCK YOU IVAN NOVA

Maximum

Sweeney, I'm sorry if I offended you by making fun of your fake team the other day.

Please take me off ignore...

Sweeney Tom

Maximum wrote: »

https://twitter.com/scottkilleen/statuses/452292552809381888

AAAAAAHHHHHH

what is even happening with his hair

what is even happening

FortyTwo

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Maximum wrote: »

https://twitter.com/scottkilleen/statuses/452292552809381888

AAAAAAHHHHHH

what is even happening with his hair

what is even happening

WHY?! WHY GOD?!

Maximum

I hate Ryan Braun so much.

Jasconius

Matt Moore to Dr. Andrews and the DL

goodbye cruel world