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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    "hey guys these people had their privacy violated what should we do"

    "oh let's analyze the data so we can further violate their privacy"

    Gawker Media

    To be fair it's part of a larger thing where they're going into who did it and for how long

    But it's still gross

    Also the number of people like

    HEY HERE'S THIS ONE

    Nooo thanks

    Some of those people might not even have been legal when they had their pictures taken like that one gymnast

    Noooooooo thankssssssssss if they wanna get nude I'll see 'em in Playboy or something

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    it's absolutely fucked that this happened at all and it's even more fucked that people are blaming these women for what happened instead of the people that hacked in and stole these private photographs

    it's also fucked that there are people telling these celebrities shit like "hey it's not fair that you won't let me see you naked because I'm ugly this is why this happens" like anyone is obligated to show you their goddamned genitals for any goddamned reason

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    Also yes, Gawker is not monolithic but they're all over the place with this nude leak thing. One site is saying how it's disgusting that this happened and that everyone is a criminal just for looking, and the other site will post the photos uncensored. Make up your mind.

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    if espn ran a similar report on the verlander pictures deadspin would run a 20 part series on why espn represents everything wrong with the world

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    it's absolutely fucked that this happened at all and it's even more fucked that people are blaming these women for what happened instead of the people that hacked in and stole these private photographs

    it's also fucked that there are people telling these celebrities shit like "hey it's not fair that you won't let me see you naked because I'm ugly this is why this happens" like anyone is obligated to show you their goddamned genitals for any goddamned reason

    I mean there used to be a collection of genitalia here in THIS VERY FORUM #askingquestions

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    yeah, but we shut down the chat thread

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    That's right the Giant Bomb thread is no more

    rip in piece

  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    Man, I remember the days where people sent each other porn to try and get them to masturbate so they could win a contest.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    fuck you hoyer

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    The New York Yankees announced Tuesday that the team will wear a patch of Derek Jeter's final-season logo on all player hats and uniforms from Sept. 7, the day that the shortstop will be honored at Yankee Stadium, through the end of the season.

    This is getting really fucking dumb.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    It's been dumb for a while.

  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    I live in New York.

    You don't know how dumb it is. Without context, you'd think Jeets was dying instead of retiring to fuck models in peace.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    I remember when Ripken left, he got a patch (I am pretty sure they wore it all season) and a sort of farewell tour. But that was a day before social media and I don't think many outside Baltimore were constantly inundated with it.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    rizzo is out indefinitely with a lower back strain. they're not saying he's shut down for the year, but they're going to take their time with him because there's no real rush to have him back this season.

    kris bryant has been told to start preparing for a longer season next year, which confirms that he won't be up this year and also that he is a virtual lock to join the major league team next year

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Fuck yes

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If the season ended right now Josh Harrison would be your National League batting champ followed by Ben Revere.

    AND YOU ALL LAUGHED WHEN I DRAFTED REVERE! and you probably chuckled when I picked up Harrison from free agency.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Actually, reverse that. Ben Revere is leading after the game today.

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  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    I would have picked up Harrison before you did if he wasn't a Pirate. But since I really don't like taking Pirates, I passed. Oh well.

  • AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    Ben Revere is batting .314 with an OBP of .331?

    With 20 RBI?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Angry wrote: »
    Ben Revere is batting .314 with an OBP of .331?

    With 20 RBI?

    and he had 5 just the other day!

    He has stolen 42 bases though.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm mostly joking but I am really surprised by how well Ben Revere has actually played this year.

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Ben Revere is why you're in 9th place.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    He's been on my bench most of the year!

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    He's negatively affecting your team chemistry.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Been a while since I checked the standings, thought I'd fix that no-

    ...

    what the fuck happened to the Brewers

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Cardinals Magic. Best Fans In Baseball Bitch

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    the cubs had the best record in the central in august I'm pretty sure, so that's fun

  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    the cubs had the best record in the central in august I'm pretty sure, so that's fun

    Yeah, if the Cubs makes some smart moves this offseason, the Central is really up for grabs. It could be one of the more competitive divisions in the game.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    I think I'm fucked

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Thanks for the fucking 54 ERA, Mike Leake

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
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    Is he doing an impression of the Brewers?

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Kevin Towers out in Arizona.

    My coworker who's a DBack fan just did a jig in his office.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
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    Man, this promotion for A Link Between Worlds is coming mighty late.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ron Washington resigned citing personal reasons

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  • PizzleStixxPizzleStixx Parp? Burnett? Really? UghRegistered User regular
    Ron Washington resigned citing cocaine being a helluva drug.

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I like Wash. Hopefully he gets another gig for a team I don't hate.

  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    I like Wash. Hopefully he gets another gig for a team I don't hate.

    It depends what his "personal" matter is. His personal matter might be getting tired of watching a team and organization implode for the third straight year. His personal matter might be an illness he is not ready to disclose.

    It might be a situation where he felt he was about to be fired and he is quitting.

    I like Wash too, its a shame what has happened in Texas.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ben Revere hit his second home run of the year.

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  • AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    Jansen is brutal this year.

    Easy win pissed away by Loup and Janssen.

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