Fitz cuts through the floor of the plane with a device SHIELD doesn't know about, and Garrent comments that the top agents always keep a few tricks and tools secret.
Fury cuts a hole through his SUV with a special device to escape...
SHIELD does know about it, they just didn't mass produce it, hence Garrett's comment. Hill also uses it to save Steve, Nat and Sam.
Anyway, still cool that it showed up in both.
Coulson also used the device from episode 2 or 3, with the 084 fused in the wall, that knocked everyone over.
The plot is: Kate Kristopher's dad was the world's greatest explorer and trainedher to take over his legacy. She did. Then she got fed up with it and retired. Now she's getting dragged back into the world despite her best wishes.
The art is colorful and wonderful and thesetting is a super fun modern fantasy/sci-fi world and BUY IT NERDS
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JimothyNot in front of the foxhe's with the owlRegistered Userregular
Fitz cuts through the floor of the plane with a device SHIELD doesn't know about, and Garrent comments that the top agents always keep a few tricks and tools secret.
Fury cuts a hole through his SUV with a special device to escape...
SHIELD does know about it, they just didn't mass produce it, hence Garrett's comment. Hill also uses it to save Steve, Nat and Sam.
Anyway, still cool that it showed up in both.
Coulson also used the device from episode 2 or 3, with the 084 fused in the wall, that knocked everyone over.
Which, as pointed out in an earlier iteration of this thread, was used by Simon in the beginning of Serenity
UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
And why would we? Watch them or don't, it's a silly thing that doesn't matter.
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PaperLuigi44My amazement is at maximum capacity.Registered Userregular
It's Josh Keaton voicing those actually amusing image memes based on the '67 show.
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$500 dead or alive to the man that brings me accurate synopses of those videos by sundown
So Bendis says Flash is gonna become bros with Drax in his Guardians, as well as get a "cosmic makeover". Also after Original Sin there will be an Annual in August with Frank Cho that will get the series back on track with it's own plotlines as opposed to just bouncing between events.
I hope he doesn't get too much of an overhaul, he has an amazing costume.
Also apparently Venom was a more popular candidate to be the BIG EARTH HERO joining the team than Iron Man
Ugh, Frank Cho? If Guardians wasn't my favorite team, I'd be skipping that annual.
I mean it could at least be entertaining in the same way that watching Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, and Hugh Jackman together in a movie is always entertaining
$500 dead or alive to the man that brings me accurate synopses of those videos by sundown
...okay. I could use $500.
Video 1:
Begins with the shot of him in the office, sitting behind the desk, with the Spider-Man portrait on the wall. There is no meme text on it. Josh Keaton: "All these superheroes uploading funny clips...and I'm just sitting here procrastinating."
Then it goes to a black and white line drawing of Spider-Man, opening a tuna can, with a speech bubble showing him singing; Keaton: "Spider-Man, Spider-Man, he just open a tuna can..." A pause. "What? I'm outta work!"
An instrumental version of the Spectacular Spider-Man theme starts up, and it starts showing the various classic Spider-Man memes in a slideshow, with Josh Keaton reading them out. The memes are:
1. "Door wants a handshake. Sounds legit."
2. "Wait a second...there's no candy in here you liar"
3. "No, barrel, I insist. After you."
4. "I wonder why my pillow has a boner."
5. "WOW! They're TOTALLY doing it in there!"
6. "I make pancakes this big"
7. (reusing the picture from the "pillow has a boner" meme) "This is bullsh*t! You can't ground Spider-Man"
8. "The floor is lava"
9. "It's Friday, Friday/Gotta get down on Friday"
10. "This is me giving a f**k"
11. "Hold a sec how do I shoot web"
12. "Holy f**k I am high"
13. "Next comes off the bra"
14. "hay"
15. "Flying mustaches"
16. "What the f**k is this sh*t?"
17. "My body is ready."
18. "Sh*t's frozen."
19. "My arachnads!"
20. "And then there's this a**hole"
21. "F**k you Narnia!"
22. "Honey, pimps don't fall in love."
23. "Smokey the bear is gonna strangle me"
24. "Look at all the f**ks I don't give - they're just falling from the sky!"
25. "Oh sh*t I forgot to pay the bills"
26. "Soon...I'll be a beautiful butterfly."
27. "I forgot to get down on Friday"
28. "What the f**k am I reading?"
29. "You do realise that my arms are still free"
30. "They see me rollin'/They hatin' "
31. "Here are your options: 1. F**k you I'm Spider-Man"
Video 2:
This one begins without music again, but the memes, again read by Josh Keaton, are in from the start.
1. "Dear Diary, my pencil is not working, sincerely Spiderman"
(Spectacular Spider-Man instrumental theme starts up)
2. "Damn forgot to turn off the toaster"
3. "Maybe if I wear this shirt no one will be able to tell I'm Spiderman"
4. (animated .gif of Spider-Man punching in a smokey or dusty room) "F**k you, dust!"
5. "I'll start my own Avengers team with the Ninja Turtles"
6. "This looked easier in Metroid"
7. "I've got you covered Billy. Hurry up and take a sh*t"
8. "Yeah that'll teach me"
9. "I'm sorry. That's never happened to me before"
10. "Don't you f**king touch my Easy Bake Oven"
11. "You're getting shit for Christmas"
12. "Sh*t I knew I should have dressed as Wolverine"
13. "Come at me bro"
14. "Whats that, I cant hear you my swag is too loud"
15. "...Now look back. My web is now a sword!"
16. "I see your point"
17. "Ha ha! Time for Ponies!"
18. "Like a boss"
19. "Dammit, wedgie. Fuck spandex"
20. "FINE. Let's do this threesome"
21. "F**k you Jameson I'll sh*t where I want to"
22. "I made a boat out of webs cause thats how stuff works!"
23. "Spiderman out of f**king nowhere"
24. "I can create...a knifegun."
25. "No-one understands our love, wall"
26. "My balls are stuck"
27. "Just walk it out"
28. "Why yes.....I am trying to seduce you"
29. "lol got ur nose" [sic]
30. (using the same frame as lol got ur nose) "English motherf**ker. Do you speak it?"
31. "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going"
32. "Arrest this carpet at once"
33. (using a screencap from, I think, the 90s Fox Spider-Man series instead) "This is not what it looks like"
34. "Don't worry, it's cool. I saw this on Tom and Jerry, once."
35. "He won't see me behind this pole"
36. "The spider on my back only has six legs...I am living a lie"
37. "And not a single f**k was given that day"
38. "I'm gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird sh*t"
39. "OBJECTION! Fuck You On The Grounds That I'm Spideran"
I prefer my dollars alive, not dead.
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PaperLuigi44My amazement is at maximum capacity.Registered Userregular
The most recent trailer left me feeling mixed, I know that a whole bunch of returning X-Men are going to get bit parts, but even then my expectations aren't high for them.
Fox does seem to be pretty confident about Days of Future Past, or at least they're pretending to be. Not only is it supposed to be one of the most expensive films ever made, they've announced Age of Apocalypse, and they've been talking a lot about spin offs. There's even speculation that a Mystique solo film might be next.
Either Quicksilver is going to look awesome on film, or they'll make a bunch of 70's fashion jokes about him.
Quicksilver is apparently only in like, one or two scenes
They sure are pushing him hard
The actor who plays Young Stryker has said he was originally cast as Juggernaut and served Quicksilver's role in the script, but they scrapped him and put in Pietro just before filming started.
His entire purpose is HEY MARVEL WE GOT HIM OUT FIRST NYEH
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Anyway, still cool that it showed up in both.
Technically he features in both Avengers and Uncanny Avengers, but yeah, he did not appear in those particular issues of those series.
The plot is: Kate Kristopher's dad was the world's greatest explorer and trainedher to take over his legacy. She did. Then she got fed up with it and retired. Now she's getting dragged back into the world despite her best wishes.
The art is colorful and wonderful and thesetting is a super fun modern fantasy/sci-fi world and BUY IT NERDS
Aww, that's a shame. I'd expect him to be a good fit, voice wise.
On an entirely unrelated note, I just now got the joke behind the thread title. I am the slowest.
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Just temporarily, I think. Of course, that all depends on if the rumors of him dying this summer pan out.
You misunderstand me.
I think he's a good artist.
But I don't care to financially support people who act like giant douchebags.
Then why is his coat affected by gravity?
Pink Floyd
Prooooobably?
I mean it could at least be entertaining in the same way that watching Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, and Hugh Jackman together in a movie is always entertaining
...okay. I could use $500.
Video 1:
Then it goes to a black and white line drawing of Spider-Man, opening a tuna can, with a speech bubble showing him singing; Keaton: "Spider-Man, Spider-Man, he just open a tuna can..." A pause. "What? I'm outta work!"
An instrumental version of the Spectacular Spider-Man theme starts up, and it starts showing the various classic Spider-Man memes in a slideshow, with Josh Keaton reading them out. The memes are:
1. "Door wants a handshake. Sounds legit."
2. "Wait a second...there's no candy in here you liar"
3. "No, barrel, I insist. After you."
4. "I wonder why my pillow has a boner."
5. "WOW! They're TOTALLY doing it in there!"
6. "I make pancakes this big"
7. (reusing the picture from the "pillow has a boner" meme) "This is bullsh*t! You can't ground Spider-Man"
8. "The floor is lava"
9. "It's Friday, Friday/Gotta get down on Friday"
10. "This is me giving a f**k"
11. "Hold a sec how do I shoot web"
12. "Holy f**k I am high"
13. "Next comes off the bra"
14. "hay"
15. "Flying mustaches"
16. "What the f**k is this sh*t?"
17. "My body is ready."
18. "Sh*t's frozen."
19. "My arachnads!"
20. "And then there's this a**hole"
21. "F**k you Narnia!"
22. "Honey, pimps don't fall in love."
23. "Smokey the bear is gonna strangle me"
24. "Look at all the f**ks I don't give - they're just falling from the sky!"
25. "Oh sh*t I forgot to pay the bills"
26. "Soon...I'll be a beautiful butterfly."
27. "I forgot to get down on Friday"
28. "What the f**k am I reading?"
29. "You do realise that my arms are still free"
30. "They see me rollin'/They hatin' "
31. "Here are your options: 1. F**k you I'm Spider-Man"
Video 2:
1. "Dear Diary, my pencil is not working, sincerely Spiderman"
(Spectacular Spider-Man instrumental theme starts up)
2. "Damn forgot to turn off the toaster"
3. "Maybe if I wear this shirt no one will be able to tell I'm Spiderman"
4. (animated .gif of Spider-Man punching in a smokey or dusty room) "F**k you, dust!"
5. "I'll start my own Avengers team with the Ninja Turtles"
6. "This looked easier in Metroid"
7. "I've got you covered Billy. Hurry up and take a sh*t"
8. "Yeah that'll teach me"
9. "I'm sorry. That's never happened to me before"
10. "Don't you f**king touch my Easy Bake Oven"
11. "You're getting shit for Christmas"
12. "Sh*t I knew I should have dressed as Wolverine"
13. "Come at me bro"
14. "Whats that, I cant hear you my swag is too loud"
15. "...Now look back. My web is now a sword!"
16. "I see your point"
17. "Ha ha! Time for Ponies!"
18. "Like a boss"
19. "Dammit, wedgie. Fuck spandex"
20. "FINE. Let's do this threesome"
21. "F**k you Jameson I'll sh*t where I want to"
22. "I made a boat out of webs cause thats how stuff works!"
23. "Spiderman out of f**king nowhere"
24. "I can create...a knifegun."
25. "No-one understands our love, wall"
26. "My balls are stuck"
27. "Just walk it out"
28. "Why yes.....I am trying to seduce you"
29. "lol got ur nose" [sic]
30. (using the same frame as lol got ur nose) "English motherf**ker. Do you speak it?"
31. "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going"
32. "Arrest this carpet at once"
33. (using a screencap from, I think, the 90s Fox Spider-Man series instead) "This is not what it looks like"
34. "Don't worry, it's cool. I saw this on Tom and Jerry, once."
35. "He won't see me behind this pole"
36. "The spider on my back only has six legs...I am living a lie"
37. "And not a single f**k was given that day"
38. "I'm gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird sh*t"
39. "OBJECTION! Fuck You On The Grounds That I'm Spideran"
I prefer my dollars alive, not dead.
So either Dick dies or he fakes his own death and goes into hiding since his identity is now public.
Either way: BOOOOO
Did Didio finally get his filthy wish?
Goddammit, now I need to buy/read this and find out if I should be infuriated or INFURIATED.
Just read this: http://www.newsarama.com/20815-did-batgirl-spoil-nightwing-s-forever-evil-fate.html
Either Quicksilver is going to look awesome on film, or they'll make a bunch of 70's fashion jokes about him.
The dumb little bullseyes are for some EW thing
Lex Luthor forms a team of villains (And Batman, of course) to stop them.
Lots of gratuitous violence ensues.
They sure are pushing him hard
it's an ongoing event where evil versions of the Justice League have taken over the world
they imprisoned most of the heroes (with the notable exception of Batman), and so the villains are the only ones left to stop them
His entire purpose is HEY MARVEL WE GOT HIM OUT FIRST NYEH