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The Pirate Thread: Set sail land lubbers!

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2014
    My logic was completely inverted. If some things in a story were real, that meant surely everything was real.

    Until I was about ten, I thought Young Einstein was a biopic.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    My logic was completely inverted. If some things in a story were real, that meant surely everything was real.

    Until I was about ten, I thought Young Einstein was a biopic.

    I see that the wretchedness your people inflicted on the world also wrought chaos at home

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    tynic
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    My logic was completely inverted. If some things in a story were real, that meant surely everything was real.

    Until I was about ten, I thought Young Einstein was a biopic.

    I have an ex that apparently spent a night making out with Yahoo Serious once.

    ...this not at all relevant fact is brought to you by Ziplock: The Poor Life Choices Edition(TM)

    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Thats actually kind of awesome.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    She and her sister were down in Tampa for a wedding and getting their drink on in a bar. This older gentleman begins chatting her up and "oh you have a dog, I have one too!" which somehow got to "let's talk a walk down to the pier when the bar closes." Her sister allows for this but not before physically threatening bodily harm to the "wait, I didn't catch your name." "...yahoo serious. you don't recognize me?"

    So they get down the pier, make out for a bit and he tries to get invited back to her hotel room. Well, that isn't happening because sister is there..."We could maybe go to yours."

    "oi, right...my wife is there and I don't think she would like that much."

    Thus endeth the night.

    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yep. Kinda awesome.

    Also why the hell would anybody recognize yahoo serious. That's hilarious!

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
    Donovan Puppyfucker
  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
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    I know those words, but that sign makes no sense.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    why would you introduce yourself as yahoo serious

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    why would you introduce yourself as yahoo serious

    Because his original name was Greg Pead.

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    tynicDonovan Puppyfucker
  • Ronin356Ronin356 Nowhere MORegistered User regular
    edited September 2014
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    Nobody sees a flower really; it is so small. We haven't time, and to see takes time - like to have a friend takes time.
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  • Ronin356Ronin356 Nowhere MORegistered User regular
    Hunting Pirates:

    https://youtu.be/ejIjJdoIn6w

    Nobody sees a flower really; it is so small. We haven't time, and to see takes time - like to have a friend takes time.
    Georgia O'Keeffe
    Be sure to like my Comic Book "Last Words" on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Last-Words-The-Comic-Book/458405034287767
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Yarrr see there, lads! Risin' from the depths, crusted with barnacle and brine! 'Tis a ghost!

    The Posting Dutchman! Risen from her watery grave 'neath the black and murky depths! Yarrr!

    Ronin356
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    I've played a browser game (since '08) where you can be a pirate but I have spent less than a week doing so.

    I focus more on being an oilman, manufacturer, merchant and bounty hunter.

    The pirates steal from the people who buy gold and don't know how to defend it.

    Ronin356
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