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  • N1tSt4lkerN1tSt4lker Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Rhianna and Selena Gomez looking very concerned while everyone around them at least pretends to enjoy Miley Cyrus

    Rihanna's face is just too much "Sweetie, NO" to take.

    Edit: and that's the totp for you.

    N1tSt4lker on
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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    did someone say Tywin's introduction

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47MazYDnmaU
    I would follow his banner into hell 8->

    I love this scene except for when Jamie says 'I could care less'

    jolts me out of it every time :(

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Tywin Lannister is perhaps the most stone-cold motherfucker I have ever seen on a show.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1afD2EDl00

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    phlegm_ii wrote: »
    All I keep thinking is, "This!? This is how that twerp dies?" I was not pleased. Grr Martin can't even kill the villains without making me sad.

    At least now my wife will stop saying, "Want me to tell you what happens next?"
    Fuck the king.

    LanglyGrey Ghost
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Wait how did you want it to happen

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    i don't know what's more pleasing than an incredibly painful, agonizing death, thinking it was your piece of shit uncle who couldn't possibly be better than you, but he has now killed you, humiliating you in front of everyone, while the life slips away from you.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    My girlfriend immediately went into full sleuth mode after I pointed out to her that at least a dozen people at that wedding wanted Joffrey dead, and now she's suspecting everyone, including Tywin and Jaime.

    I am pleased.

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    i don't know what's more pleasing than an incredibly painful, agonizing death, thinking it was your piece of shit uncle who couldn't possibly be better than you, but he has now killed you, humiliating you in front of everyone, while the life slips away from you.

    Yeah, it's a pretty horrible way to go, all things considered.

    If it was me and I had a choice I'd gladly take a beheading instead.

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    I would go back and watch the wedding scene for clues, but it gave me such a horrible anxiety attack the first time that I'm not really enthused about seeing it again

    something about the music

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Langly wrote: »
    i don't know what's more pleasing than an incredibly painful, agonizing death, thinking it was your piece of shit uncle who couldn't possibly be better than you, but he has now killed you, humiliating you in front of everyone, while the life slips away from you.

    This post made me laugh.

    e:Seriously, he was a terrible person. Any way he went out would have made me smile.

    Kaplar on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Tywin Lannister is perhaps the most stone-cold motherfucker I have ever seen on a show.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1afD2EDl00

    dang has there ever been an extended scene like that of Pycelle "out of character", so to speak?

  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Tywin Lannister is perhaps the most stone-cold motherfucker I have ever seen on a show.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1afD2EDl00

    dang has there ever been an extended scene like that of Pycelle "out of character", so to speak?

    He did calisthenics with a hooker at some point

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
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    Pony wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Tywin Lannister is perhaps the most stone-cold motherfucker I have ever seen on a show.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1afD2EDl00

    dang has there ever been an extended scene like that of Pycelle "out of character", so to speak?

    He did calisthenics with a hooker at some point

    Yeah, a couple of times a day, probably

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  • UrscaUrsca Registered User regular
    (Speaking as a show-only person)

    Man, the North is fucked, isn't it?

    The Greyjoys and the Boltons are already squabbling over the ashes and the real bad stuff hasn't even made it over the Wall yet.
    I mean, I'm sure everyone at King's Landing is in for a nasty surprise at some point, but for that nasty surprise to be a physical threat, it still needs to traipse a couple of thousand miles south. By which time everyone from The Twins to the Wall is going to be dead in a ditch or worse (probably worse).

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    we need more scenes with tywin fishing

    i like that even as a peaceful hobbyist he's still killing things

    Kaplar
  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    we need more scenes with tywin fishing

    i like that even as a peaceful hobbyist he's still killing things

    Things that symbolize his enemies. Next time he'll be gardening.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    My girlfriend immediately went into full sleuth mode after I pointed out to her that at least a dozen people at that wedding wanted Joffrey dead, and now she's suspecting everyone, including Tywin and Jaime.

    I am pleased.

    Did you also tell her that if she looks closely she can see who the culprit is during the episode?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    we need more scenes with tywin fishing

    i like that even as a peaceful hobbyist he's still killing things

    Things that symbolize his enemies. Next time he'll be gardening.

    Or pooping...

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Ursca wrote: »
    (Speaking as a show-only person)

    Man, the North is fucked, isn't it?

    The Greyjoys and the Boltons are already squabbling over the ashes and the real bad stuff hasn't even made it over the Wall yet.
    I mean, I'm sure everyone at King's Landing is in for a nasty surprise at some point, but for that nasty surprise to be a physical threat, it still needs to traipse a couple of thousand miles south. By which time everyone from The Twins to the Wall is going to be dead in a ditch or worse (probably worse).

    No. Roose Bolton is the hero the north needs.

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Ursca wrote: »
    (Speaking as a show-only person)

    Man, the North is fucked, isn't it?

    The Greyjoys and the Boltons are already squabbling over the ashes and the real bad stuff hasn't even made it over the Wall yet.
    I mean, I'm sure everyone at King's Landing is in for a nasty surprise at some point, but for that nasty surprise to be a physical threat, it still needs to traipse a couple of thousand miles south. By which time everyone from The Twins to the Wall is going to be dead in a ditch or worse (probably worse).

    No. Roose Bolton is the hero the north needs.

    He certainly has enough skin in the game to care about the north. Roose is here to flay and I doubt anyone else will be able to reek out a living without his consent.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    My girlfriend immediately went into full sleuth mode after I pointed out to her that at least a dozen people at that wedding wanted Joffrey dead, and now she's suspecting everyone, including Tywin and Jaime.

    I am pleased.

    Did you also tell her that if she looks closely she can see who the culprit is during the episode?

    I specifically said "The clues are all there, but you have to be eagle-eyed."
    I'm hoping that misleads her into thinking Sansa spiked the cup as she handed it back to Tyrion.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Just finished season 1

    That went poorly for just about all involved!

    except that very last part, that was rad

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Avclub comment sections are usually better than most but they are still comment sections.

    they seem like they've gotten worse, lately

    like, there are a few people that keep cropping up that are AWFUL

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Am I forgetting a bunch of subtext or is Pycelle's whole "secretly totally smart and fit" schtick not in the books?

    Cause whoever thought up that deserves a raise

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Ursca wrote: »
    (Speaking as a show-only person)

    Man, the North is fucked, isn't it?

    The Greyjoys and the Boltons are already squabbling over the ashes and the real bad stuff hasn't even made it over the Wall yet.
    I mean, I'm sure everyone at King's Landing is in for a nasty surprise at some point, but for that nasty surprise to be a physical threat, it still needs to traipse a couple of thousand miles south. By which time everyone from The Twins to the Wall is going to be dead in a ditch or worse (probably worse).

    No. Roose Bolton is the hero the north needs.

    A peaceful land, a quiet people

    KaplarfRAWRst
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Am I forgetting a bunch of subtext or is Pycelle's whole "secretly totally smart and fit" schtick not in the books?

    Cause whoever thought up that deserves a raise

    He definitely is not the complete doddering fool he presents himself as, but dude is still like 90 years old.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I am only minutes into Season 2 and Peter Dinklage's sick burn game is already strong

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Season 2 is the Year of Tyrion.

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Am I forgetting a bunch of subtext or is Pycelle's whole "secretly totally smart and fit" schtick not in the books?

    Cause whoever thought up that deserves a raise

    Fit, not really, but he actually is pretty smart when he isn't toadying like mad/getting shit on by Tyrion

    It becomes apparent when (Feast/Dance)
    he ends up being the only member of Cersei's Small Council who tries to point out how terrible all of her plans are

    and then later when Cersei gets herself arrested he's apparently one of the main players in orchestrating the reorganization of the Council and the handover of the Regency to Kevan

    also his profound offense at Qyburn's existence is a point in his favor

    Dongs Galore on
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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    big ol dance spoilers
    plus varys killed him so he must consider pycelle a threat

  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    big ol dance spoilers
    plus varys killed him so he must consider pycelle a threat
    the most tragic chapter

    I cry every time :'(

    Gumpy
  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Dongs, on this, we agree.
    Just thinking the entire time: "Man, Kevan doesn't deserve this. He doesn't deserve this at all."

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    Dongs, on this, we agree.
    Just thinking the entire time: "Man, Kevan doesn't deserve this. He doesn't deserve this at all."
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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Now I find myself interested in the books

    The one problem that puts me off is the thought of the interminable sex scenes now becoming written word in addition to what I hear of all the food porn-y descriptions

    That doesn't sound like stuff I want to read much

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I don't recall there being a whole lot of detail to the sex scenes in the books

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I don't recall there being a whole lot of detail to the sex scenes in the books

    fat pink mast

    myrish swamps

    her cunt became the world

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Not seeing your point

  • RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    There's hardly any attention, much less detail, given to the sex scenes. The dinner, however, is practically graphic.

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Lamprey pie

    Lamprey pie, everywhere.

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    you get to hear about tyrion's gnarly dick

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