HAIL HYDRA

Lost Salient · May 2014

Haaaail Hydra.

I actually was eyeballing my own profile when the change was made and it took me a minute to realize what had happened.

So it was literally a moment of "Hail Hydra? HAIL HYDRA!"

WeedLordVegeta · May 2014

I'M SEEING DOUBLE HERE

FOUR HYDRAS

Hacksaw · May 2014

OH MY GOD THEY BROUGHT THE HYDRA BUTTON BACK IN THE MOST HYDRA OF FASHIONS

TRULY IT IS A GLORIOUS DAY TO BE HAILING HYDRA

Weaver · May 2014

Darth Waiter wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Darth knows all about Texas pep rallies

I was a bona fide Drill Team Escort in my junior year of high school.

While it sounds supremely sexy, it was mostly heavy lifting and trying to not pass out from heat exhaustion.

I was a senior staff NCO for JROTC so I would just muck about in full dress trying to look important.

DarkPrimus · May 2014

Finally, something I ask for happens!

Xaquin · May 2014

This is most excellent!

HAIL HYDRA!

Xehalus · May 2014

chiasaur11 · May 2014

I'd like to remind everyone, for the record, that AIM is, like, a jillion times better than Hydra.

Butler For Life #1 · May 2014

AIM?

You mean Awful Idiotic Morons?

Hydra is way better.

chiasaur11 · May 2014

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

AIM?

You mean Awful Idiotic Morons?

Hydra is way better.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought that DEATH! BY! SCIENCE! was more fun and marketable than working for the Nazis.

Guess that was just the crazy talking!

Mars · May 2014

Whoa, hey. That Nazi stuff was a long time ago.

Caulk Bite 6 · May 2014

Also, MODOK has poobrain.

Kaplar · May 2014

Kaplar wrote: »

Really feel like this button should have an exclamation mark instead of a question mark.

Hail Hydra!

Hail Hydra!

Kaplar · May 2014

Kaplar wrote: »

Really feel like this button should have an exclamation mark instead of a question mark.

Hail Hydra!

Hail doublepost!

Lost Canuck · May 2014

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

AIM?

You mean Awful Idiotic Morons?

Hydra is way better.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought that DEATH! BY! SCIENCE! was more fun and marketable than working for the Nazis.

Guess that was just the crazy talking!

Except AIM can't even figure out SHIELD's secret helmets.

JayKaos · May 2014

In AIM's defense, that hat is a hell of a diisguise.

DarkPrimus · May 2014

Dum Dum is really sensitive about his bald spot, okay?

Butler For Life #1 · May 2014

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

AIM?

You mean Awful Idiotic Morons?

Hydra is way better.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought that DEATH! BY! SCIENCE! was more fun and marketable than working for the Nazis.

Guess that was just the crazy talking!

Geez, AIM has one success with the Extremis thing and it all goes to their head

If their head gets any more swollen, they'll have to give it a floating chair!

gtrmp · May 2014

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

AIM?

You mean Awful Idiotic Morons?

Hydra is way better.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought that DEATH! BY! SCIENCE! was more fun and marketable than working for the Nazis.

Guess that was just the crazy talking!

Geez, AIM has one success with the Extremis thing and it all goes to their head

If their head gets any more swollen, they'll have to give it a floating chair!

Hydra has Nazi war criminals

AIM has MODOK

Advantage: AIM

Undead Scottsman · May 2014

chiasaur11 wrote: »

I'd like to remind everyone, for the record, that AIM is, like, a jillion times better than Hydra.

AIM is a Hydra splinter group, so still Nazi's.

Librarian's ghost · May 2014

Weaver wrote: »

Darth Waiter wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Darth knows all about Texas pep rallies

I was a bona fide Drill Team Escort in my junior year of high school.

While it sounds supremely sexy, it was mostly heavy lifting and trying to not pass out from heat exhaustion.

I was a senior staff NCO for JROTC so I would just muck about in full dress trying to look important.

I was battalion XO and all the senior NCOs just mucked about in full dress so I usually had to actually do everything...

MulysaSempronius · May 2014

Damn. If they keep adding reaction buttons, how am I going to keep getting at least one.
Bro...

Weaver · May 2014

http://jalopnik.com/the-dogecoin-nascar-ford-looks-incredible-1568615720/+barryap?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=appnet

OmnipotentBagel · May 2014

Such Hydra

Much Hail

Wow

DarkPrimus · May 2014

I almost want to watch NASCAR just to see/hear the reactions to that car.

Bluedude152 · May 2014

Apparently the dude driving the car pit crewed for himself to give the announcers more time to explain dogecoin

Weaver · May 2014

I like trying to imagine the combination bewilderment and rage of any driver getting caught behind that car and unable to pass. Big old doge face swaying back and forth in front of you. Staring.

a5ehren · May 2014

Weaver wrote: »

I like trying to imagine the combination bewilderment and rage of any driver getting caught behind that car and unable to pass. Big old doge face swaying back and forth in front of you. Staring.

Well, you're in luck. (Link to animated GIF because I don't know how big it is)

Transporter · May 2014

Tasteticle wrote: »

I don't know where the hell else to put this so I'll post it here. Another story filed under "I am almost positive Lucille Bluth is based on my grandmother".

I took my grandmother to the cardiologist due to a medical issue she has been having recently. We get there and she goes to the front desk and says "Yes, I'm here to see my cardiologist". The woman at the desk asks her which doctor that is and my grandmother responds with "Can't you look that up? I don't know how to say his last name. It's one of those Indian names with too many consonants in it. Dr. Whatever."

You think this would stun me but no, no. This was quite tame by her standards. Eventually she comes and sits with me and I inform her that that was possibly the worst possible way to say something like that and she responds with "What? I can't say it. It's not my fault. And you want the ones from India. They're smart, and too modest to screw you."

I respond with my usual resigned sigh of "Oh my god Nana please stop talking."

Anyways, we get in there and the Cardiologist (SUPER nice and patient guy, thank god) asks my grandmother how many drinks a day she has. This should be good.

"Oh, just one glass of vodka a day."

"Oh, OK" the Cardiologist says, "One drink a day is fine."

"Nana," I interject, "don't lie to this man. Tell him about the wine."

"Wine counts??" She says to the room incredulously, "But that's under 20%!"

At this point the doctor looks over at me. I shrug and mouth 'sorry' to him. He silently nods and cracks a concerned smile.

Hail Hydra.

I know this is old, but I read this entire thing in the Mallory Archer/Lucille Bluth voice and it was PERFECT.

Jasconius · May 2014

i stand in open defiance of the hydra and reject everything that the hydra stands for

Mego Thor · May 2014

Solar · May 2014

Jasconius wrote: »

i stand in open defiance of the hydra and reject everything that the hydra stands for

Oh most definitely. We must stand firm against Hydra in all it's forms!

hail AIM

Lost Canuck · May 2014

Jasconius wrote: »

i stand in open defiance of the hydra and reject everything that the hydra stands for

Could I perhaps interest you in another brand of scaled evil?

chromdom · May 2014

What?

PaperLuigi44 · May 2014

So I'm probably not the first person to point this out, but if he kills his brother, won't he die? Or is that device on the ground magic or something?