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HAIL HYDRA

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    ...

    I'm working on it.

  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Hydra demands results!

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    What part of HAIL HYDRA did you think was optional?

    the part where I only have to do it once per post

    HAIL HYDRA!

    HAIL HYDRA!

    HAIL HYDRA!

    HAIL HYDRA!

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    What part of HAIL HYDRA did you think was optional?

    Sorry, sir.

    Captain's orders.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    i stand in open defiance of the hydra and reject everything that the hydra stands for
    Could I perhaps interest you in another brand of scaled evil?
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    Hydra demands results!

    That's the problem with working for Hydra.

    First they expect results.

    Then they expect you to deliver double the results.

    But do you get a double increase in salary? Noooooo

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    Hydra demands results!

    That's the problem with working for Hydra.

    First they expect results.

    Then they expect you to deliver double the results.

    But do you get a double increase in salary? Noooooo

    The trick is you ask for a paycut.

    Lose one set of medical benefits, two more arise in its place!

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    I don't think you actually -want- HYRADA's medical benefits. Just a hunch.

  • Lost CanuckLost Canuck World's Greatest Escape Artist Doctor Vundabar's Murder MachineRegistered User regular
    I don't understand, why wouldn't you want medical benefits from HYDRA?
    They provide murder chairs to their elderly employees!
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Those murder chairs are pretty tops.

    Also your out of pocket copayment is only like $10 for in-network.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    how... how did you hail hydra yourself?

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Mod powers, it's been that way since reactions were added. It's pretty funny.

  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    I'm as Hail Hydra as much as the next fella in green pajamas, but everyone knows that while Hydra does have medical, it doesn't have dental.

    For comprehensive medical coverage you gotta go with AIM but then you have to wear a bucket on your head, so....

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    AIM brought Hyperion into this world, so there's clearly nothing they can do right for the villain world.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    how... how did you hail hydra yourself?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnfwBeVFlbU

  • Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking question marks on these motherfucking Hail HYDRAS!

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Why fight about it? Give me my "Hail Hydra‽" option.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    If you get that then I want Ħail Ħydra

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    I'm as Hail Hydra as much as the next fella in green pajamas, but everyone knows that while Hydra does have medical, it doesn't have dental.

    For comprehensive medical coverage you gotta go with AIM but then you have to wear a bucket on your head, so....

    Apparently not!

    Interesting they don't note the death oath right there. Guess that's saved for the interview.

    Elderlycrawfish
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited May 2014
    What part of HAIL HYDRA did you think was optional?

    It couldn't have been the HAIL or the HYDRA, so perhaps he thought it was either the ? or !

    This HAIL HYDRA! train cannot be stopped.
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    I don't think you actually -want- HYRADA's medical benefits. Just a hunch.

    If you are insulting the medical division I will not stand for this.

    You shall be executed by being sent to the medical division for a standard medical treament / acid bath followed by experimentation. Most of these experiments involve electricity and testicles, but we will check for prostate cancer.

    HAIL HYDRA!

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Jail Jydra!

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    fail nobra

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
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