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HAIL HYDRA

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    lol

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    lol

    you can't recapture the magic

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Yes


    yes this is good

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Why IS the symbol of HYDRA, an organization blatantly referencing the mythical Lernean Hydra, especially with the bit about cutting off its head, a fucking skull with octopus tentacles. And not you know. A HYDRA?

    Too on the nose.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    lol

    you can't recapture the magic

    It's an emoticon of a guy raising his fists, hailing hydra

    Obviously

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  • zllehszllehs Hiding in a box, waiting to strike.Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Bucketman wrote: »
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    Evil Troy and Evil Abed are the best Troy and Abed

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    zllehs on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    So, when do we get our laser guns, and armour with amazing specs but that actually doesn't do anything?

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Wasn't Cobra legitimately a knockoff of Hydra? I seem to recall reading that somewhere.

  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Seeing as tumblr is blocked at my work, I'm just going to assume that picture is of tentacle porn. I mean, what else is there on Tumblr relevant to a hydra thread?

    Hail Hydra!
    YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU

    I'M OFFERING YOU AN ALTERNATIVE TO THOSE FOOLISH SERPENTINE IMPOSTORS, THOSE BUMBLING AGENTS OF SHIELD, AND MOST OF ALL THOSE BLASTED JOES

    How about if loyalists have your dumb riffraff adapt

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    So, when do we get our laser guns, and armour with amazing specs but that actually doesn't do anything?
    We've placed the order

    but for now take this scavanged repulsor we tied to a stick and this lovely set of green pajamas, Captain America is waiting!

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    so i guess at some point in the new captain america movie someone you thought you could trust leans in close to someone else and whispers "hail hydra" and stabs them in the back and throws them off a cliff or something

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Why IS the symbol of HYDRA, an organization blatantly referencing the mythical Lernean Hydra, especially with the bit about cutting off its head, a fucking skull with octopus tentacles. And not you know. A HYDRA?

    I'm not sure what you're talking about; it looks like a perfectly ordinary human father's skull to me.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    So, when do we get our laser guns, and armour with amazing specs but that actually doesn't do anything?
    We've placed the order

    but for now take this scavanged repulsor we tied to a stick and this lovely set of green pajamas, Captain America is waiting!

    Alright, but if i win some how i want like, several promotions.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Wasn't Cobra legitimately a knockoff of Hydra? I seem to recall reading that somewhere.
    Yup, GI Joe was originally planned as a SHIELD series.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    So, when do we get our laser guns, and armour with amazing specs but that actually doesn't do anything?
    We've placed the order

    but for now take this scavanged repulsor we tied to a stick and this lovely set of green pajamas, Captain America is waiting!

    Alright, but if i win some how i want like, several promotions.
    I can promise you at least 3 promotions!

    I cannot promise what they are!


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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    So, when do we get our laser guns, and armour with amazing specs but that actually doesn't do anything?
    We've placed the order

    but for now take this scavanged repulsor we tied to a stick and this lovely set of green pajamas, Captain America is waiting!

    Alright, but if i win some how i want like, several promotions.
    I can promise you at least 3 promotions!

    I cannot promise what they are!


    That seems, questionable. Being a paramilitary organization i would assume we have a rather linear promotion system. It's not like I'm going to go from Grunt to to Arch Bishop to Snake Master or something, right?

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    So, when do we get our laser guns, and armour with amazing specs but that actually doesn't do anything?
    We've placed the order

    but for now take this scavanged repulsor we tied to a stick and this lovely set of green pajamas, Captain America is waiting!

    Alright, but if i win some how i want like, several promotions.
    I can promise you at least 3 promotions!

    I cannot promise what they are!


    That seems, questionable. Being a paramilitary organization i would assume we have a rather linear promotion system. It's not like I'm going to go from Grunt to to Arch Bishop to Snake Master or something, right?
    Our ranks and open leadership positions vary wildly, due to the volatile nature of our business.

    I will say that Snake Master is up for grabs. How do you feel about venom?

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Blank is now a member of HYDRA. He is Baron Cool Smiley

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Blank is now a member of HYDRA. He is Baron Cool Smiley

    I'd be willing to put some money down to make that happen. Anyone else?

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Wait what no

    THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Indeed, this is no democracy

    the strongest rule

    and Hydra is the strongest.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Blank is now a member of HYDRA. He is Baron Cool Smiley

    I'd be willing to put some money down to make that happen. Anyone else?

    Oh my god I would pay all the money

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    So, when do we get our laser guns, and armour with amazing specs but that actually doesn't do anything?
    We've placed the order

    but for now take this scavanged repulsor we tied to a stick and this lovely set of green pajamas, Captain America is waiting!

    Alright, but if i win some how i want like, several promotions.
    I can promise you at least 3 promotions!

    I cannot promise what they are!


    That seems, questionable. Being a paramilitary organization i would assume we have a rather linear promotion system. It's not like I'm going to go from Grunt to to Arch Bishop to Snake Master or something, right?
    Our ranks and open leadership positions vary wildly, due to the volatile nature of our business.

    I will say that Snake Master is up for grabs. How do you feel about venom?

    I once saw that guy like, eat someone's face. I'm not a fan.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    So, when do we get our laser guns, and armour with amazing specs but that actually doesn't do anything?
    We've placed the order

    but for now take this scavanged repulsor we tied to a stick and this lovely set of green pajamas, Captain America is waiting!

    Alright, but if i win some how i want like, several promotions.
    I can promise you at least 3 promotions!

    I cannot promise what they are!


    That seems, questionable. Being a paramilitary organization i would assume we have a rather linear promotion system. It's not like I'm going to go from Grunt to to Arch Bishop to Snake Master or something, right?
    Our ranks and open leadership positions vary wildly, due to the volatile nature of our business.

    I will say that Snake Master is up for grabs. How do you feel about venom?

    I once saw that guy like, eat someone's face. I'm not a fan.
    Ah, so you don't enjoy face-eating. Duly noted.

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  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    Cut off a head... was it a head? I thought it was a limb.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I like my faces how I like my pets.

    Not eaten by weird aliens.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Cut off a head... was it a head? I thought it was a limb.
    One could say the head is the most important limb

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  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    I miss bro...

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    hail kraken

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    So what happens if you cut off a hydra's penis?

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I mean the main purpose of Hail Hydra, like So Raven, is going to just be everyone who might have otherwise hit agree or awesome all copying the first person to hit Hail Hydra.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    JUMP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    So what happens if you cut off a hydra's penis?

    Down that road leads dickbush

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
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    HYDRA earrings

    what I want is a pair that will whisper "Hail Hydra" whenever within two inches of another pair of these earrings

    I demand that these be real things

    Might need to be a necklace and a bit bigger. Tiny RFID chip + speaker.

    https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/185991381/hydra-silver-pendant-necklace?ref=market

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    NOW MAKE IT HAPPEN

    Geeze, YOU'RE the one with free unrestricted access to an engineer...

  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    Hail Hydra XGU
    Creature - Hydra
    Trample
    Hail Hydra enters the battlefield with two times X +1/+1 counters.
    If damage would be dealt to Hail Hydra by a creature, prevent that damage and tap that creature. That creature does not untap during its controller's next untap phase. Remove a +1/+1 counter from Hail Hydra. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on Hail Hydra.
    0/0

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    psssst
    hail hydra

    I saw it over the weekend

    I saw it on a boat!

    P.S. @Zonugal I appreciate that post!

    How could you?!

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    So what happens if you cut off a hydra's penis?

    you make the mohel very happy

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
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    I don't know if Bob is a good character in his own right or if it's just because he rolls with Deadpool

    but I since his introduction in Cable vs Deadpool he's been my favourite thing about HYDRA
    He died on agents of shield

    being that I am catching up on the show and you didn't mark the spoiler as a spoiler for the show, I am now upset that you have spoiled the show

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
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    I don't know if Bob is a good character in his own right or if it's just because he rolls with Deadpool

    but I since his introduction in Cable vs Deadpool he's been my favourite thing about HYDRA
    He died on agents of shield

    being that I am catching up on the show and you didn't mark the spoiler as a spoiler for the show, I am now upset that you have spoiled the show

    Don't be its more of a one off joke and not really confirmed.
    They kill a guy who maybe is a shield agent or maybe just military security and his nametag says Bob...theres lots of Bobs.

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