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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    "hey guys how can we make this sugar monstrosity worse"

    "add coconut and transformers references?"

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    I actually genuinely like twinkies as a rare snack

    Like, maybe 10 an entire year

    Little Debbie is the superior awful snack company, though

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    "hey guys how can we make this sugar monstrosity worse"

    "add coconut and transformers references?"

    Geebs snowballs always have coconut duh

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I actually genuinely like twinkles as a rare snack

    Like, maybe 10 an entire year

    Little Debbie is the superior awful snack company, though

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I actually genuinely like twinkles as a rare snack

    Like, maybe 10 an entire year

    Little Debbie is the superior awful snack company, though

    Little Debbie makes their own Twinkies, they aren't called Twinkies obviously, but I've had them and I feel like they are in some minor but noticeable ways a higher quality cake thing

    But that just makes it worse

    Like that isn't the texture Twinkies are supposed to have, that's too much like actual cake

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    I take umbrage with the fact that they call them "Snoballimus, Optimus Prime" and not just "Snoballimus Prime"

    It's like, you're being redundant, sugar peddler.

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    Little Debbie peanut butter creme pies are my most shameful vice

  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Little Debbie peanut butter creme pies are my most shameful vice

    Oatmeal creme pies for me

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Zebra Cakes are the worst because there aren't ever enough in one of those boxes and you have to decide whether you can live with being snack cake unsatisfied or will have to feel like a human monster at the register for getting two boxes.

    Swiss cake rolls, on the other hand, have just the right amount in a single box. Never run out before it is time to go to the store again.

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I'm a fan of Little Debbie fudge rounds, myself

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Zebra Cakes are the worst because there aren't ever enough in one of those boxes and you have to decide whether you can live with being snack cake unsatisfied or will have to feel like a human monster at the register for getting two boxes.

    Swiss cake rolls, on the other hand, have just the right amount in a single box. Never run out before it is time to go to the store again.

    I have eaten a whole box of zebra cakes at once

    If there were more it would have literally killed me

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    As for the Oswalt thing, one one hand, anyone who was fooled by it and still screamed at him I have to wonder where they're coming from, as from their point of view, he posted something offensive (Which they did not see), removed it and apologized for it, which I figured was the best case scenario when someone does something stupid like this: recognize your mistake, fix it and apologize for it.

    On the other hand, given he posted nothing offensive, then the apology wasn't real either, in which case he's kind of a dick for invoking this stuff without a shred of understanding or humility behind it.

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  • HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    I would like to lodge my vote for the Star Cruncher. A Carmel infused, chocolate dipped rice crispy treat....every bit as awesome as it is bad for you.

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    ughhh oatmeal cream pies were the treat of choice in my school boy days

    even though my mom FORCED me to bring my lunch like a g.d. dweeb i always had a lil change to snag me an o-pie

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  • RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    G.I. Ho-hos
    Dragon Ball Zebra Cakes
    Bravestar Crunch

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Fuck

    I would be all over dragon ball zebra cakes

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Star Cruncher
    The imperial superweapon even the emperor feared to use

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    it boggles my mind that anyone enjoys those balls of frosting

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    figure dragonball would pick one of the million food names already present within the show to capitalize on

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  • RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    Fuck

    I would be all over dragon ball zebra cakes

    How many would you eat?

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Star Cruncher
    The imperial superweapon even the emperor feared to use

    Look we only accept canon appropriate confections here

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    swiss cake rolls and zebra cakes are what america is all about

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    I actually genuinely like twinkles as a rare snack

    Like, maybe 10 an entire year

    Little Debbie is the superior awful snack company, though

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    Little Debbie AND Hostess are crap in comparison to Tastykake

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  • RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    Aunt Beru's Blue Milkshakes

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    those little fuckin' christmas trees is what I'm about

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I can't remember who makes the "Cupcakes" but there were baseball cupcakes that had baseball cards in the package when I was a kid and they were DOPE AS HELL

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Renzo wrote: »
    Fuck

    I would be all over dragon ball zebra cakes

    How many would you eat?

    Like, I dunno, a couple. Maybe four or five if I was being really REALLY indulgent.

    Renzo
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    Everything Tastykake in the US sucks.

    Also, I randomed Doctor Strange in Marvel Heroes last night and he is the BEES' KNEES. Very cool version of the character.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
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    It's probably been like a decade since I've eaten one of these but holy shit right at this moment there is nothing in this world I want more.

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Matt Fraction Reblog of the week

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  • RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    "Krimpets" sounds like they took the first nonsense word that came out of someone's mouth.

    "We're almost done naming our entire product line. 237 down, 1 to go. What do we call this one?"
    "Oh god, I dunno...krimpets."
    "Sounds great!"
    "Wait no, I-"

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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    I have some crazy shit going on today so the next thread is up for grabs.

    I'll be busy trying not to die of stress.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Its been a while but I'm pretty sure you could just take a wizards spellbook and he couldn't do shit

    Ahahahaha

    Think again...

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Its been a while but I'm pretty sure you could just take a wizards spellbook and he couldn't do shit

    Ahahahaha

    Think again...

    Fucking wizards.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    I have some crazy shit going on today so the next thread is up for grabs.

    I'll be busy trying not to die of stress.

    Dibs! I got a great idea!

  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    edited May 2014
    As for the Oswalt thing, one one hand, anyone who was fooled by it and still screamed at him I have to wonder where they're coming from, as from their point of view, he posted something offensive (Which they did not see), removed it and apologized for it, which I figured was the best case scenario when someone does something stupid like this: recognize your mistake, fix it and apologize for it.

    On the other hand, given he posted nothing offensive, then the apology wasn't real either, in which case he's kind of a dick for invoking this stuff without a shred of understanding or humility behind it.

    On the other hand, I read a few articles a couple months back about PAX south being announced, and every one of them mentioned Dickwolves and/or Mike's trans fiasco. Still. One people get a bone to chew on it's not going away, especially if they're well known.
    I think the internet social justice movement can deal with getting the piss taken out of them every so often. It doesn't hurt them and it creates self-awareness.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    except snowballs are disgusting

    Then you're a Decepticon.

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Megatron Ding Dongs didn't make it out of focus group testing, sadly

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    except snowballs are disgusting

    Then you're a Decepticon.

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    didn't know they had a guy named shockwave in killer instinct 64

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Oh my god

    @thatdudeoverthere why isn't Chaak's ultimate called Chaakwave

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