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[PA Comic] Monday, April 28, 2014 - Faster Than Litigation

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edited April 2014 in The Penny Arcade Hub

image[PA Comic] Monday, April 28, 2014 - Faster Than Litigation

Faster Than Litigation

Faster Than Litigation

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2014/04/28

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Never stop ventilating any unoccupied rooms or hallways.

    This is lesson #1 in FTL.

  • RunningmanRunningman Registered User regular
    "When you make an space omelet, sometimes you have to vent a few people." - Admiral Frank

  • ioloiolo iolo Registered User regular
    Great comic. Kind of horrifying nose.

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  • Finnish_LineFinnish_Line Registered User regular
    I knew it was only a matter of time before Gabe and Tycho went the different colored nose route. It's been in all of the other character designs the last few years.

  • doconnordoconnor Registered User new member
    I guess this was a reference to the original series Star Trek episode "Court Martial" which Capt. Kirk is put on trial for ejecting a crewman into space without warning him.

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    doconnor wrote: »
    I guess this was a reference to the original series Star Trek episode "Court Martial" which Capt. Kirk is put on trial for ejecting a crewman into space without warning him.

    Um, no, it's a reference to the game FTL. As indicated in the first line of the first panel, and also by the title.

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    doconnor wrote: »
    I guess this was a reference to the original series Star Trek episode "Court Martial" which Capt. Kirk is put on trial for ejecting a crewman into space without warning him.
    Or, it's a reference to the game FTL, where you vent people into space ALL THE TIME. :D It's one way of putting out ship fires or fending off boarding space pirates.

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  • BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    I knew it was only a matter of time before Gabe and Tycho went the different colored nose route. It's been in all of the other character designs the last few years.

    Nah, nah. It's broken blood vessels in his ears and nose from being exposed to the vacuum of space repeatedly. It's something every crew member in FTL deals with from time to time.

    The flounder-mouth, on the other hand, defies medical explanation.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Sometimes the only way to survive the eternal emptiness of the vastness of space is to jettison people into it until it's no longer empty.

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    doconnor wrote: »
    I guess this was a reference to the original series Star Trek episode "Court Martial" which Capt. Kirk is put on trial for ejecting a crewman into space without warning him.

    Or as we call it in FTL, "Tuesday."

  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    I don't think Gabe quite understands the concept of accepting risks.

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Now this is pretty low end on the spectrum of evil you can do in FTL. You have not lived until you've killed an enemy ship to a man, set the ship on fire, laughed maniacally as you wait for the fire to reach that last guy, and then see the fire destroy the life support, which puts out the fire and the guy suffocates instead.

    Honestly, they picked the wrong possible act of evil to use for this comic.

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  • ani_game_bumani_game_bum Optimistic, Rule-Breaking Nice Guy The Final World/DestinationRegistered User regular
    Great FTL comic; reading the comic with a Zap Brannigan voice enhances my enjoyment tremendously :)

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    Did FTL get released on a new platform?

    What is this I don't even.
  • BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    The Advanced Edition came out for iOS a month or so ago.

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    There should've been some kind of reference to cloning bays. A background accent or something, to make it obvious HR was having to fill out a LOT more paperwork than even that implies.

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    A Deadlands TV show might be relevant to my interests.

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    doconnor wrote: »
    I guess this was a reference to the original series Star Trek episode "Court Martial" which Capt. Kirk is put on trial for ejecting a crewman into space without warning him.

    Um, no, it's a reference to the game FTL. As indicated in the first line of the first panel, and also by the title.

    I think you guys (you and the guy below you) are missing something here: Can't it be both?

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    No.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    doconnor wrote: »
    I guess this was a reference to the original series Star Trek episode "Court Martial" which Capt. Kirk is put on trial for ejecting a crewman into space without warning him.

    Or as we call it in FTL, "Tuesday."

    You only airlock the crew one day a week?
    That's only like 14% of possible airlocking time!

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  • Finnish_LineFinnish_Line Registered User regular
    I knew it was only a matter of time before Gabe and Tycho went the different colored nose route. It's been in all of the other character designs the last few years.

    Looks like I was wrong. And I'm thankful for it.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    doconnor wrote: »
    I guess this was a reference to the original series Star Trek episode "Court Martial" which Capt. Kirk is put on trial for ejecting a crewman into space without warning him.

    Or as we call it in FTL, "Tuesday."

    You only airlock the crew one day a week?
    That's only like 14% of possible airlocking time!

    On my ship, every day is a Tuesday. Got special calendars printed up and everything.

  • McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    I've been meaning to finally give FTL a play.

    This strip has definitely upped my need to.

  • Twister2Twister2 Registered User regular
    Why couldn't you have murdered an entire pirate crew and take the slaves for yourself?
    Also, I personally think throwing bodies at other bodies is better than binning them when trying to put out a fire.
    So yay for clones.

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