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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Seriously contemplating becoming a nun

    Or perhaps a sheep farmer

    Bottom line, some hermitlike calling that means I don't have to talk to anyone ever again

    Lets move to a farm out on the Hebrides. We'll cultivate strong crops of rocks and wrastle goats.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Seriously contemplating becoming a nun

    Or perhaps a sheep farmer

    Bottom line, some hermitlike calling that means I don't have to talk to anyone ever again

    Lets move to a farm out on the Hebrides. We'll cultivate strong crops of rocks and wrastle goats.

    Cool temperate climate? Rocky coastline? Uninhabited islands? Frequent gales?

    How is this not paradise?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Recovering from surgery is really tiring. Walking down the stairs is exhausting. Getting in out of bed hurts. Urrrgh. Whiny.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Seriously contemplating becoming a nun

    Or perhaps a sheep farmer

    Bottom line, some hermitlike calling that means I don't have to talk to anyone ever again

    Lets move to a farm out on the Hebrides. We'll cultivate strong crops of rocks and wrastle goats.

    Cool temperate climate? Rocky coastline? Uninhabited islands? Frequent gales?

    How is this not paradise?

    It is

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Recovering from surgery is really tiring. Walking down the stairs is exhausting. Getting in out of bed hurts. Urrrgh. Whiny.

    delicious vicodin

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Recovering from surgery is really tiring. Walking down the stairs is exhausting. Getting in out of bed hurts. Urrrgh. Whiny.

    delicious vicodin

    ain't got that :(

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Seriously contemplating becoming a nun

    Or perhaps a sheep farmer

    Bottom line, some hermitlike calling that means I don't have to talk to anyone ever again

    Lets move to a farm out on the Hebrides. We'll cultivate strong crops of rocks and wrastle goats.

    Cool temperate climate? Rocky coastline? Uninhabited islands? Frequent gales?

    How is this not paradise?

    Internet?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Recovering from surgery is really tiring. Walking down the stairs is exhausting. Getting in out of bed hurts. Urrrgh. Whiny.

    delicious vicodin

    ain't got that :(

    they didn't release you with pain meds?

    even if it's lapro they should've given you some

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Seriously contemplating becoming a nun

    Or perhaps a sheep farmer

    Bottom line, some hermitlike calling that means I don't have to talk to anyone ever again

    Lets move to a farm out on the Hebrides. We'll cultivate strong crops of rocks and wrastle goats.

    Cool temperate climate? Rocky coastline? Uninhabited islands? Frequent gales?

    How is this not paradise?

    Internet?

    Oooh yeah. That would suck.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Seriously contemplating becoming a nun

    Or perhaps a sheep farmer

    Bottom line, some hermitlike calling that means I don't have to talk to anyone ever again

    Lets move to a farm out on the Hebrides. We'll cultivate strong crops of rocks and wrastle goats.

    Cool temperate climate? Rocky coastline? Uninhabited islands? Frequent gales?

    How is this not paradise?

    Internet?

    don't think BT goes that far out! You'd get dial up. I saw a programme on telly about the only hospital on those islands and it was super tricky for them to get any help out there D:

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Recovering from surgery is really tiring. Walking down the stairs is exhausting. Getting in out of bed hurts. Urrrgh. Whiny.

    delicious vicodin

    ain't got that :(

    they didn't release you with pain meds?

    even if it's lapro they should've given you some

    oh yeah I've got some! I'm being good and taking them.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Seriously contemplating becoming a nun

    Or perhaps a sheep farmer

    Bottom line, some hermitlike calling that means I don't have to talk to anyone ever again

    Lets move to a farm out on the Hebrides. We'll cultivate strong crops of rocks and wrastle goats.

    Cool temperate climate? Rocky coastline? Uninhabited islands? Frequent gales?

    How is this not paradise?

    Internet?

    don't think BT goes that far out! You'd get dial up. I saw a programme on telly about the only hospital on those islands and it was super tricky for them to get any help out there D:

    Fuck!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    what even is the internet?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Nullzone wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Dammit why haven't I flown out to the west coast yet?

    I need you ladies to tell my girlfriend that nothing is going to happen. Be convincing.

    Take her with you dummy, PNW is great vacationing

    *pffft* She has a career and junk. It's not conducive to vacations.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Seriously contemplating becoming a nun

    Or perhaps a sheep farmer

    Bottom line, some hermitlike calling that means I don't have to talk to anyone ever again

    Lets move to a farm out on the Hebrides. We'll cultivate strong crops of rocks and wrastle goats.

    Cool temperate climate? Rocky coastline? Uninhabited islands? Frequent gales?

    How is this not paradise?

    It is a paradise on earth.

    It is also full of goats who need to be taught their place in the pecking order.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Seriously contemplating becoming a nun

    Or perhaps a sheep farmer

    Bottom line, some hermitlike calling that means I don't have to talk to anyone ever again

    Lets move to a farm out on the Hebrides. We'll cultivate strong crops of rocks and wrastle goats.

    Cool temperate climate? Rocky coastline? Uninhabited islands? Frequent gales?

    How is this not paradise?

    It is a paradise on earth.

    It is also full of goats who need to be taught their place in the pecking order.

    Hacksaw I want you to know that I am sitting at my desk and laughing hysterically at the mental image of you berating goats only for them to eat your boots

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    what even is the internet?

    Porn

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    there are more porn domains in the united states than there are people

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    what even is the internet?

    Matt Lauer, his confusion evident.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    there are more porn domains in the united states than there are people

    Damn, then I can't even begin to imagine what the ratio is in Canada.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Recovering from surgery is really tiring. Walking down the stairs is exhausting. Getting in out of bed hurts. Urrrgh. Whiny.

    delicious vicodin

    ain't got that :(

    they didn't release you with pain meds?

    even if it's lapro they should've given you some

    oh yeah I've got some! I'm being good and taking them.

    ok good, was gonna say

    the first 5-7 days is the worst, cause you still have air inside you so you're super bloaty and gross and don't wanna eat or go to the bathroom

    after that passes, it gets much easier

    it took me like 3 weeks before I could work a full day, but I was exhausted after

    and like 3 more before I was really close to 100%?

    but mine was way sever cause it burst so I had a massive wound

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Recovering from surgery is really tiring. Walking down the stairs is exhausting. Getting in out of bed hurts. Urrrgh. Whiny.

    delicious vicodin

    ain't got that :(

    they didn't release you with pain meds?

    even if it's lapro they should've given you some

    oh yeah I've got some! I'm being good and taking them.

    ok good, was gonna say

    the first 5-7 days is the worst, cause you still have air inside you so you're super bloaty and gross and don't wanna eat or go to the bathroom

    after that passes, it gets much easier

    it took me like 3 weeks before I could work a full day, but I was exhausted after

    and like 3 more before I was really close to 100%?

    but mine was way sever cause it burst so I had a massive wound

    That is exactly how I feel, I want to eat but I don't and its hard work and its frustrating.

    I hope my doesn't last that long, it wasn't like yours which burst thankfully!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    what even is the internet?

    Porn

    never seen porn here on the web and i'm starting to think it's a myth

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    what even is the internet?

    Porn

    never seen porn here on the web and i'm starting to think it's a myth

    forwarded this to the ol mythbusters and i'm afraid they've confirmed porn exists

    they busted you, though, crwth. afraid to say ya ain't real

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    what even is the internet?

    Porn

    never seen porn here on the web and i'm starting to think it's a myth

    forwarded this to the ol mythbusters and i'm afraid they've confirmed porn exists

    they busted you, though, crwth. afraid to say ya ain't real

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Usagi wrote: »
    Don't mind me, I'll just be over here in my impenetrable fortress figurative blanket fort

    Someone drop off a handle of whiskey and some pizza in about six hours, 'kay?
    I can be there in two.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    I just delivered a long ass assignment with literally 11 seconds to spare.

    I'm about to love some sleep.

    Fuck off and die.
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Huh. I never before considered that getting opened up for surgery means air getting inside you. Now I'm really weirded out.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Huh. I never before considered that getting opened up for surgery means air getting inside you. Now I'm really weirded out.

    They put air in on purpose.

    They pump you up like a balloon so they can more readily see / reach in while making the actual incisions relatively small.

    Or at least that's my understanding, I don't have any fancy book learning.

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    Bé ChuilleBé Chuille Registered User regular
    Lots of people get C02 bubbles under their shoulder after appendectomies so get odd pains afterwards.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Where do they store the Internet?

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Where do they store the Internet?

    Down the old shit mines in Butt Mountain.

    Fuck off and die.
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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Where do they store the Internet?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    This is happening right now. Everyone is invited!

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Be right there.
    I will be the weird looking stranger hovering around the edge of the property

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Double post. Nobody needed to see that once, let alone twice.

    chromdom on
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    Bé ChuilleBé Chuille Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Where do they store the Internet?

    EUAngz9.gif

    Whenever anyone mentions the internet in our house my brother and I do our best Jen impression.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Be right there.
    I will be the weird looking stranger hovering around the edge of the property

    You'll have to be more specific.

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