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    FalxFalx Registered User regular
    Just do what I do when they give me their hand, I just bring it up to my mouth and start fellating one of their fingers.

    Let's them know how I expect the evening to go, clears any misconceptions, so to speak.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Falx wrote: »
    Just do what I do when they give me their hand, I just bring it up to my mouth and start fellating one of their fingers.

    Let's them know how I expect the evening to go, clears any misconceptions, so to speak.

    Puts a whole different light on two dudes trying to crush each other's hands when they meet.

    What once was a time-worn display of male ego becomes foreplay in a gay bondage porno.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    I totally didn't take tomorrow off for Mario Kart.

    I took a half day, because I get to fly to Ohio for business next week. Ffffffuuuuu

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    captaink wrote: »
    Dating newbie question: First date greetings and/or goodbye? Just Hello? Hug? Kiss? Handshake seems a little stiff. I don't think I've ever been on an actual date-date.
    I follow the rule of thumb of whatever feels natural. If nothing feels natural, then do nothing. If it feels natural to hug, hug. Etc., Etc.

    But yeah, don't shake hands. That's kinda lame. If the other person offers their hand, take it, shake it, maybe kiss the back if you're saucy and flirty, but leave it at that.

    Kissing the back of my hand is a surefire way to get me to wipe it on my shirt

    Maybe it's just me but that squicks me the hell out

    but what if the kiss

    is to the back of your neck?

    ;)

    What if the kiss...

    is from a rose?

    On a grave?

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    So my ex has a new girlfriend but I've been flirting today with a guy who looks a little bit like Idris Elba so I guess on balance I'm cool with it all? Like, it felt a little weird but didn't hurt when I found out about them.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    everytime i get a few thousand followers i delete and start over

    people just wanna know too much about you

    and have these expectations of you and your tumblr and form half baked opinions and yeah not a good look

    my tumblr is like

    porn and anime and feminism and cute animals and pretty landscapes and plants and video games and art and photography and fashion and funny things and my thoughts and drugs and music i like

    it's an acquired taste

    I liked your blog a fair bit but the volume of posts was so staggering that I had to stop or else I'd never see anybody else's :P

    Yeah what happens is I get online and start scrolling and one click re blog all the stuff I like and then get off

    I'm sure my followers would prefer I had a queue or something but I don't really get complaints so I don't think about it

    Maybe I should!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    captaink wrote: »
    Dating newbie question: First date greetings and/or goodbye? Just Hello? Hug? Kiss? Handshake seems a little stiff. I don't think I've ever been on an actual date-date.
    I follow the rule of thumb of whatever feels natural. If nothing feels natural, then do nothing. If it feels natural to hug, hug. Etc., Etc.

    But yeah, don't shake hands. That's kinda lame. If the other person offers their hand, take it, shake it, maybe kiss the back if you're saucy and flirty, but leave it at that.

    Kissing the back of my hand is a surefire way to get me to wipe it on my shirt

    Maybe it's just me but that squicks me the hell out

    but what if the kiss

    is to the back of your neck?

    ;)

    What if the kiss...

    is from a rose?

    On a grave?

    what if the kiss

    was spiders????

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    MadEddy wrote: »
    So my ex has a new girlfriend but I've been flirting today with a guy who looks a little bit like Idris Elba so I guess on balance I'm cool with it all? Like, it felt a little weird but didn't hurt when I found out about them.

    Flirt like crazy, yo. You've earned it.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    always flirt

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    except when it's wrong to flirt

    in those situations, ya shouldn't flirt

    FAQ on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    except when it's wrong to flirt

    in those situation, ya shouldn't flirt

    When it's wrong to flirt you get double rewards points.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    except when it's wrong to flirt

    in those situation, ya shouldn't flirt

    in those situations you just flirt with yourself

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    WheatBun01WheatBun01 Face It, Tiger Registered User regular
    I flirt with pretty much every coworker I have, except for the couple of guy ones who I know would get uncomfortable with it.

    I also once flirted my way into a B- with an Art History professor.

    Flirting is fun!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I like looking at the agree ratio of those two posts of yours, FAQ

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    naw I'm a terrible tease

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    I like flirting. I just too danged nervous about what comes after, so I just leave it at flirting.

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    nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    Weaver and I are looking for jobs today, and while I'm getting ready I notice that our city council just passed $15 hour minimum wage.

    So that's pretty neat!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    My dad is a tremendous flirt; he does it without even realizing it sometimes.

    If I had to be honest, I find myself doing it too.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I picked up my flirting cues from my dad, too.

    Which is to say: my dad is a devote stoic, albeit very quiet about it.

    Consequentially I flirt with no one.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    no-one in my family flirts. I had to learn it from watching faq.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I'm so sorry.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    A fate worse than death.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    but I tried to learn from watching you!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    but I tried to learn from watching you!

    an ouroboros of fucked up leering

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Two pale people with ubiquitous and lilting accents, just grimacing at strangers and starting conversations with the shouted words, "DO YA WANNA FUCK OR WHAT?!?"

    Darth Waiter on
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    i been staring quizically at girls for four years

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    i been staring quizically at girls for four years

    welp, you've tapped out my repertoire. Godspeed.

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    QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    WheatBun01 wrote: »
    The new Mario Kart comes out tomorrow, SE++ come over to my place and play it with me

    I have two cats and a doggie to play with and live right next to a liquor store.

    Mario Kart has the best drinking game. Every participant has a beverage, and you have a race. The only extra rules are, your drink must be EMPTY before you cross the last finish line, and you can only drink when the kart is at a complete stop. Because drinking and driving is dangerous.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    I made the most stupid joke in my second reply to OkCupid lady

    If she doesn't laugh, we have no future

    By now I infer that she didn't

    Oh well!

    I wish OkCupid was a bit more popular in these parts

    Platy on
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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I've heard good things about POF though I haven't had much luck with it.
    Just out of curiosity, where are 'these parts' for you?

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    except when it's wrong to flirt

    in those situation, ya shouldn't flirt

    in those situations you just flirt with yourself

    I hear that can make you go blind.

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    Bé ChuilleBé Chuille Registered User regular
    I'm in work early tomorrow to do machine QA, but I'm still up looking at wedding stuff.

    I didn't realise it was possible to be this stupidly happy like, all the fucking time.

    It's been a good 6 weeks and I still
    i) stare at my ring finger like a goof
    ii) can't believe Hullis was dumb shit enough to ask me to marry him
    iii) want to shout about it from the roof tops and dance around in little circles.

    PS. you're all invited to the wedding: EirePAX Vol.2

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Single bridesmaids?

    Cause I could drive up =P

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    except when it's wrong to flirt

    in those situation, ya shouldn't flirt

    in those situations you just flirt with yourself

    I hear that can make you go blind.

    Only if you aim poorly.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    nuka wrote: »
    Weaver and I are looking for jobs today, and while I'm getting ready I notice that our city council just passed $15 hour minimum wage.

    So that's pretty neat!

    Our interviews went really well!

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    First first date success!

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I'm in work early tomorrow to do machine QA, but I'm still up looking at wedding stuff.

    I didn't realise it was possible to be this stupidly happy like, all the fucking time.

    It's been a good 6 weeks and I still
    i) stare at my ring finger like a goof
    ii) can't believe Hullis was dumb shit enough to ask me to marry him
    iii) want to shout about it from the roof tops and dance around in little circles.

    PS. you're all invited to the wedding: EirePAX Vol.2

    i can't believe you mugged me for it oh wait yes i can

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    hullis and be chuille are my best friends and its so cute that they're engaged

    except that they're gross

    EW ROMANCE

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    i backed the reading rainbow kickstarter at the 25 dollar level so I could have kids books to read to her over skype as bedtime stories while she falls asleep

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    Bé ChuilleBé Chuille Registered User regular
    Now even i want to puke.

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