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A new type of interaction - The Flog
4rch3nemy
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I decided to create this thing called a Flog. Essentially it's a blog, but on a forum post. Does this already exist? Am I a fucking idiot? Probably on the former, absolutely on the latter.
Here goes my face(book/plant) adventure.
Last night after work (I got hit on by my 35+ yr old coworker.. *shudder* *eyebrowsup+down*), I come home and pretty much create my facebook and get added by a zillion acquaintances. I love facebook.
I go upstairs, make some hot tea, and start the perilous journey I've made a thousand times before.. downstairs. It was dark and the lightswitch was at the top of the stairs. I could scamper down in the dark like I've done a million times, or I could flip the switch and spend the extra 2 seconds for safety. I choose the dangerous route, cuz, you know, my middle name is danger.
It's all going good, I'm slowly making my way downstairs with this hot tea, and I believe to be at the last step. I go forward, and before I know what really happens, I'm on the floor, my nose bleeding and scalded by hot tea all over my fucking body. I guessed wrong and faceplanted the wall to the left, scratched my glasses, bruised my nose really good (nice and bloody too!), and made a nice tea stain on the lightly colored carpet. Fuck.
So today I'm nursing my wounds, drinking lots of coffee, and forgetting all about my idiocy.
Is a flog, a real thing?
I'm out for the weekend now. Happy easter, assholes.
(facebook's sweet btw)
Here goes my face(book/plant) adventure.
Last night after work (I got hit on by my 35+ yr old coworker.. *shudder* *eyebrowsup+down*), I come home and pretty much create my facebook and get added by a zillion acquaintances. I love facebook.
I go upstairs, make some hot tea, and start the perilous journey I've made a thousand times before.. downstairs. It was dark and the lightswitch was at the top of the stairs. I could scamper down in the dark like I've done a million times, or I could flip the switch and spend the extra 2 seconds for safety. I choose the dangerous route, cuz, you know, my middle name is danger.
It's all going good, I'm slowly making my way downstairs with this hot tea, and I believe to be at the last step. I go forward, and before I know what really happens, I'm on the floor, my nose bleeding and scalded by hot tea all over my fucking body. I guessed wrong and faceplanted the wall to the left, scratched my glasses, bruised my nose really good (nice and bloody too!), and made a nice tea stain on the lightly colored carpet. Fuck.
So today I'm nursing my wounds, drinking lots of coffee, and forgetting all about my idiocy.
Is a flog, a real thing?
I'm out for the weekend now. Happy easter, assholes.
(facebook's sweet btw)
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It's all here.
I'm getting all sorts of use out of this thing today!
Today I was stuck up and my sister was crazy
I wish I had a hot sister to fuck
Secret Satan
hey whatever
i'm just glad someone got what i was going for.
The last time I even mentioned the hypothetical use of rape in a joke Sheri banned me from the IRC chat.
Secret Satan
Since nobody has done it yet.
That crab is just so menacing looking.
Pff, chap is a chump's term.
You wish to be English. That is it.
So you did, you win this time...
At least I'm not Welsh man.
I thought this thread was going to be about whopping somebodies ass or Flogging Molly or a new sexual position
any of those would have been far better than this shit
Who has a xanga?
I mean, seriously.
Xanga is gayer than deadjournal.
I think of the Welsh longbow and Henry V. They bring me some comfort.