THE TOTALLY RADICAL GIANT BOMB THREAD FOR DUDES AND LADYDUDES
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_8XHk5JDkGIANT BOMB IS A WEBSITE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, WHICH ARE AWESOME TO THE MAX
IT FEATURES JEFF GERSTMANN
HE KNOWS WHAT THE MAN IS HIDING FROM YOU ABOUT CHEMTRAILS
VINNY CARRAVELLA
A BROHAM WHO KNOWS THE IMPORTANCE OF A BUG-OUT BAG
BRAD SHOEMAKER
HE IS BRAD AT Gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
DREW SCANLON
PRETTY SURE HE'S THE RESULT OF SOME GOVERNMENT GENETICS PROGRAM CAUSE LOOK AT HIM
PATRICK KLEPEK
THAT HAIR HIDES SECRETS AND WONDER, ALSO SCOOPS
AND ALEX NAVARRO
DUDE WHO LOVES WRESTLING AND SICK BONG RIPS BRO
KOOKABUNGA MY BRETHREN, KOOKABUNGA
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next thread, I will be here waiting to post my masterpiece
i know pawnee is a real place in illinois
but you cannot use that name anymore
http://nesguide.com/games
Which will query its database for a random nes game
Guys
There were so many bad NES games
http://nesguide.com/games/startropics-2-zodas-revenge/
It must be a sign.
I actually liked it.
I only have startropics I
I've also never played it
Endgame 7 is in two hours, at at
Stupid Bazza
random scheduling is the reason I've completely lost track of the women's division
And we want to make sure you have a good time with our numbers even though our numbers are weird.
This container had failed to restrain the darkness it stored inside of it. It had to face justice. I rended the plastic apart with my bare hands.
Next, I needed to take care of the instruction manual
This vile tome attempted to teach the innocent how to interact with the Sonic the Hedgehog software. Such wicked knowledge must be contained forever. The only solution was fire.
The manual was surprisingly difficult to get burning. Some people might say that it's because waxy paper has a high burning temperature. I say it's because it was forged in the fires of Hell itself, and what came from flame cannot easily be destroyed by flame.
It did, however, ultimately succumb.
With that task complete, there was only one more job left to do. I had to destroy the disc itself.
This... thing, had caused so much pain and devestation. Destroying this one copy wouldn't fix anything. Millions more exist, and even if they were destroyed, the digital code will be preserved by dark worshippers of the wicked Satan until sin is finally cleansed from the earth in the fires of Armaggedon.
Still, for the health of my own soul, I had to do something.
I decided that Sonic deserved to have a last meal before his execution. Also someone should really eat those bananas, they're starting to go ripe.
Eat it. Eat it you filthy god damn rodent.
In-house surgeon Dr. Snuggles assists in prepping the subject for phase 2.
His favorite.
Can't forget the cheese.
It's time, Sonic.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; your rod, and your staff, they comfort me.
In accordance with the laws of the Giant Bomb thread, the convicted will be executed in the method established by the great @Grey Ghost
My camera fails to go off as the can drops off the bridge, I run down to the riverside to see if I can find it floating there.
The can has dropped like a rock, deep below the murky depths. Apparently I underestimated the density of pure evil.
...Or Hormel Chilli. Whichever.
Regardless, our work is now done. The time has come to celebrate with delicious snacks.
The pain hasn't completely left me yet. Likely, it never will.
But at least I can begin to move on with my life.
Dr. Snuggles, ever the pro, shows no signs of emotional trauma. This job will undoubtedly earn him a commendation.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
What is UP Planateeee-GOOD GAIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
the idea was to fish it back out but it didn't come back up to the surface
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Just think of the poor crab that stumbles upon that disc and brings it home to his crab son as a gift.
Congratulations Speed, you just destroyed a Crablationship between father and son
Just yup this time I got it whatever.
Also I like how it turns out the second phase is way easier than the first one.
Next time you talk about throwing a game you don't like into the river I want some FUCKING pictures
http://www.audioentropy.com/
WHATEVER!
"Man Grey Ghost really didn't like Dark Souls 2, did he?"
Under the sea, in a Hormel chili can.
"Go kill Drew so he doesn't win."
Immediately traps Brad between his bomb and Brad's own.
Inside of a pile of burning tires
But man, Kinectless Xbox One? I feel kind of bad for everyone that already bought the system. And kind of annoyed with Microsoft for having lied about the kinect for so long.
On the other hand, XboxOne with no kinect means I may buy one someday.