Plagiarism and Internet drama, etc.

tugga

so facebook just did its big upgrade

now suddenly my entire profile is fucked

Shorty

Alpha works on Facebook. Blame him.

Faricazy

i dont know, it seems pretty ok to me

alpha did something right the first time and on time for once

tugga

well its like my groups are there

then theyre gone

yea groups dont seem that important but i only have like 5, and most of them are stuff like intramural sports and class shit

i bet itll be fine in the morn

Faricazy

i wonder how long it will take for a bajillion groups to pop up going "OLOL DYNAMIC XHTML DROPDOWN MENUS R THE WORST THING EVER GOD FACEBOOK STOP INVADING MY PRIVACY I ONLY WANT MY FRIENDS TO SEE MY DROPDOWN MENUS"

i hate people

Filler Inc.

ALice's restraunt is a weird fucking movie.

What the fuck is wrong with hippys?

Faricazy

i like the networks page

convenient

potatoe

speeking of plagiarism, i think i figured out what my demonstrative speech will be for tomorrow

Feel free to follow along with my simple step by step instructions
I make drawing fun!
To begin, draw an S
For snake, or dragon, or whatever
Next, we’ll draw a more different s
Close it up real good at the top for his head
And then, using consummate Vs, give it teeth, spinitees, and angry eyebrows
You can add smoke or fire, maybe some wings
You know if he’s a wingiling dragon
Let’s put on of those beefy arms on for good measure
That looks really good, coming out of the back of his neck there
Now he needs a name

How about, trogdor, the burninator

Oh yeah, check out all his majesty

Filler Inc.

That wont fill 10 minutes.

Faricazy

What if he asks "is everyone done? IS EVERYONE DONE?" a lot?

potatoe

see, i can drop my lowest speech grade for the class, yet i have to give them all

i have already given 4 out of 5 of the speeches, and i am happy with the grades i have received thus far

this is a throw-away speech

DarkPrimus

Filler wrote: »

That wont fill 10 minutes.

He checks on the progress of the rest of the class during the remainder of the time, holding up good examples and burninating bad ones.

Faricazy

TODAY WE WILL DRAW A GOAT. SEE HOW I AM HOLDING THE BRUSHES?

DarkPrimus

Oh hey, today's PA is about this.

Filler Inc.

Okay, then obtain a copy of the scene from UCB about a man explaining that all his confidance comes from pennies being shoved up his butt.

Then hand out a bunch of pennies before your speech, give a speech about confidance, press play and walk out of the room. They love it.


Especially if you bring in a big ole jar of pennies and tell them whoever figures out what's so special about the pennies by the end of your presentation wins the jar.

DarkPrimus

Filler wrote: »

Okay, then obtain a copy of the scene from UCB about a man explaining that all his confidance comes from pennies being shoved up his butt.

Then hand out a bunch of pennies before your speech, give a speech about confidance, press play and walk out of the room. They love it.


Especially if you bring in a big ole jar of pennies and tell them whoever figures out what's so special about the pennies by the end of your presentation wins the jar.

But make sure they're Canadian pennies.

Filler Inc.

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Merican pennies not good enough for you?

DarkPrimus

Filler wrote: »

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Merican pennies not good enough for you?

It's to teach another lesson: that any deal that seems to be to good to be true probably is.

Also because it'd be funny to see their expression when they realize it.

Faricazy

i dont think you get the original joke DP.

Phil316

what about that jewish cartoon that was pretty blatant in its ripping off of PA

i mean... that was pretty jewy of them

DarkPrimus

That the pennies were all shoved up someone's butt?

Most people are idiots, remember.

Filler Inc.

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Filler wrote: »

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Merican pennies not good enough for you?

It's to teach another lesson: that any deal that seems to be to good to be true probably is.

Also because it'd be funny to see their expression when they realize it.

Oh, so in addition to them being butt pennies, they are also worthless here?

Like, kicking someone while there down?

potatoe

holy jesus i swear to god every time someone said pennies in those posts it really said penises

i just now noticed it said pennies

DarkPrimus

potatoe wrote: »

holy jesus i swear to god every time someone said pennies in those posts it really said penises

i just now noticed it said pennies

Man, who would want a jar full of penises?

Faricazy

butt penises

intriguing

Filler Inc.

potatoe wrote: »

holy jesus i swear to god every time someone said pennies in those posts it really said penises

i just now noticed it said pennies

You were just reading between the lines

:winky:

potatoe

oh my

i have discovered a mysterious option for my speech

if i just plain don't show up, i fail that speech...but the lowest grade gets dropped, and i am allowed 4 absences per semester (of which i have had none)

i think i may just be sleeping in tomorrow

DarkPrimus

potatoe wrote: »

oh my

i have discovered a mysterious option for my speech

if i just plain don't show up, i fail that speech...but the lowest grade gets dropped, and i am allowed 4 absences per semester (of which i have had none)

i think i may just be sleeping in tomorrow

Loophole FTW.

potatoe

extra 2 hours of sleep and no stress of giving a speech

plus i just did a practice run of my speech and it lasted all of 2 minutes, including the time it took to draw it...which isn't even close to the 10 minute goal

DarkPrimus

Alternative subject for your speech: Getting them to let you show them your table breaking.

potatoe

i could go up there, pretend to be setting up for the speech

but just browse the forums for 10 minutes

making sure to go into the old sloppy cosplay threads

potatoe

seriously guys

look at her

yummm

#pipe

she's no

thats for sure

DarkPrimus

it

is


UNCANNY

how much that chick's face looks like one of my scene partners in my acting class, poundsign.

potatoe

if it weren't for laws against ranger threads this could be going places

DarkPrimus

potatoe wrote: »

if it weren't for laws against ranger threads this could be going places

You could do a presentation on the SE++ Rules Thread.

Go over why everything is a no-no. Give visual examples of ranger threads and shock images.

#pipe

DarkPrimus wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

if it weren't for laws against ranger threads this could be going places

You could do a presentation on the SE++ Rules Thread.

Go over why everything is a no-no. Give visual examples of ranger threads and shock images.

this is a sure fire A+

DarkPrimus

#pipe wrote: »

DarkPrimus wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

if it weren't for laws against ranger threads this could be going places

You could do a presentation on the SE++ Rules Thread.

Go over why everything is a no-no. Give visual examples of ranger threads and shock images.

this is a sure fire A+

Man. We are supposed to be writing a paper on how to redesign part of the school's website for my Technical Writing class.

Unfortunately, I have slept in for the past three or four classes. I should probably be going when I can actually do good at part of it.

potatoe

oh my word i seem to have stumbled upon an archive of sexy hannigan pics

this is a wonderful way to end my night

DarkPrimus

Bedtime for me as well. Because I should have been in bed hours ago.