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[sysadmins] - International Brotherhood of Neckbeards and Mouthbreathers Local 258

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  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    User emails helpdesk (we have Outlook Anywhere & OWA options so they can always get to that), reports they can't connect to the VPN. Ticket gets sent to me.

    I take a look in the ASA and there's a VPN session for the user. I figure it's probably a dead session that's keeping them from reconnecting, so I boot it.

    I ask the user to ping and trace to the VPN and it's fine. Ask them to reconnect and it doesn't work. I keep looking at settings on the ASA.

    About 5 minutes later, I see a new session for the user. I fire off an email and ask them "sooo... it's working then?"

    Response: "Oh, no, I really had to get some work done so I used my air card. THAT works fine, it's just my home wireless that it doesn't work on."

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    Cog on
    Le_Goat
  • lwt1973lwt1973 King of Thieves SyndicationRegistered User regular
    Cog wrote: »

    Response: "Oh, no, I really had to get some work done so I used my air card. THAT works fine, it's just my home wireless that it doesn't work on."

    Yep. Stupid cable companies block VPN sometimes in home and allow it through business and won't acknowledge the fact.

    "He's sulking in his tent like Achilles! It's the Iliad?...from Homer?! READ A BOOK!!" -Handy
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    I just really appreciate having my time wasted being lead to believe it was our VPN/ASA that was the problem.

    Also, I fixed it anyway. Resolution? Asked her to reboot and try it again.

    I'm awesome at IT.

    Cog on
    bowendonavannjLe_Goat
  • donavannjdonavannj Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    It'd be nice if people wouldn't use their smartphones outdoors during torrential downpours when they don't have a water-tight case. I'd rather not have had to rush to replace an iPhone 4 with whatever I have lying around.

    donavannj on
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  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    donavannj wrote: »
    It'd be nice if people wouldn't use their smartphones outdoors during torrential downpours when they don't have a water-tight case.

    Please tell me it's BYOD, that'd make my day.

    bowenLe_GoatDelmain
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Cog wrote: »
    I just really appreciate having my time wasted being lead to believe it was our VPN/ASA that was the problem.

    Also, I fixed it anyway. Resolution? Asked her to reboot and try it again.

    I'm awesome at IT.

    Coworker here was having trouble with her ipod, she brought it in for me to look at because I'm a nice fella (lol).

    I asked her if she had shut it off and turned it back on to see if that resolved it.

    "You IT guys think that fixes everything."

    So I turned it off and turned it back on. Suddenly it works.

    "What'd you do??!"

    "Well I turned it off and turned it back on."

    She doesn't ask me for IT help anymore.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    CogdonavannjBolthornAiouaLe_GoatVegemyteJaysonFourDonovan PuppyfuckerRBachDisruptedCapitalist
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Coworker here was having trouble with her ipod, she brought it in for me to look at because I'm a nice fella (lol).

    Is she new? She must be new. You haven't shown her your knife yet, have you.

    bowen
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    My knife is always on my desk.

    Always.

    d6YVaeh.png

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • donavannjdonavannj Registered User regular
    Cog wrote: »
    donavannj wrote: »
    It'd be nice if people wouldn't use their smartphones outdoors during torrential downpours when they don't have a water-tight case.

    Please tell me it's BYOD, that'd make my day.

    Unfortunately for your day, it's a company phone. Fortunately for him, the phone I had lying around was someone else's old 5 that I had upgraded that hasn't be re-used yet.

    The annoying part has been backing it up and upgrading the old one from iOS 4.2.8 so the new iPhone can use its backup.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    The greatest thing about that picture is the iphone thought the knife was a face.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    donavannjCogLe_Goatdestroyah87Vegemyte
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    donavannj wrote: »
    Cog wrote: »
    donavannj wrote: »
    It'd be nice if people wouldn't use their smartphones outdoors during torrential downpours when they don't have a water-tight case.

    Please tell me it's BYOD, that'd make my day.

    Unfortunately for your day, it's a company phone. Fortunately for him, the phone I had lying around was someone else's old 5 that I had upgraded that hasn't be re-used yet.

    The annoying part has been backing it up and upgrading the old one from iOS 4.2.8 so the new iPhone can use its backup.

    Unfortunately for you, he may make the connection that "If I break my company phone occasionally... upgrades!"

  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
    bowen wrote: »
    My knife is always on my desk.

    Always.
    I enjoy the fact that it's not blatantly out in the open, but more hiding behind your keyboard (edit). I imagine that as the question/user gets more stupid, the knife slowly makes its presence known until BAM!!!!

    Le_Goat on
    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I've made jokes about "cutting the fat around here".

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Le_GoatBigity
  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    Kind of forgot that I made one of my user's alternate email addresses [email protected] Had to check to make sure that it wasn't set as the reply. That would not have been a good thing to have had happen.

    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
    RBach
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Not that that isn't awesome, but why?

    Apothe0sis
  • donavannjdonavannj Registered User regular
    Cog wrote: »
    donavannj wrote: »
    Cog wrote: »
    donavannj wrote: »
    It'd be nice if people wouldn't use their smartphones outdoors during torrential downpours when they don't have a water-tight case.

    Please tell me it's BYOD, that'd make my day.

    Unfortunately for your day, it's a company phone. Fortunately for him, the phone I had lying around was someone else's old 5 that I had upgraded that hasn't be re-used yet.

    The annoying part has been backing it up and upgrading the old one from iOS 4.2.8 so the new iPhone can use its backup.

    Unfortunately for you, he may make the connection that "If I break my company phone occasionally... upgrades!"

    Surprisingly, not really in the culture of the company. Especially among the older employees like the gentleman who used his phone in the downpour. Upgrades aren't a hot commodity here.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Found an empty can of coke in the ceiling while running a cable today.

    :\

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    My knife is always on my desk.

    Always.

    d6YVaeh.png

    Pepsi, not Pepsi Max.

    What kind of computer herder are you?

    RBach
  • ueanuean Registered User regular
    Le_Goat wrote: »
    Wow, my head is not in it today. While trying to clean up an issue in Patch Manager, I accidentally deleted an entire group from WSUS, which also removed all approved updates from that group... whoops! Thank god for working backups, though.

    Lol. Totally have done that before. Setup wsus through GPO instead and disable group management in the policies, beauty is when its setup right computers will join the right group automatically once they join the domain and grab their updates immediately, AND you won't be able to delete the groups in wsus accidentally because its tied to your AD structure. Win win!

    Guys? Hay guys?
    PSN - sumowot
    Le_Goat
  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
    Cog wrote: »
    Not that that isn't awesome, but why?
    He and I were joking around one day, and somehow that came up. He was cool with it. It has since been removed though.

    Le_Goat on
    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
  • RBachRBach Registered User regular
    uean wrote: »
    Le_Goat wrote: »
    Wow, my head is not in it today. While trying to clean up an issue in Patch Manager, I accidentally deleted an entire group from WSUS, which also removed all approved updates from that group... whoops! Thank god for working backups, though.

    Lol. Totally have done that before. Setup wsus through GPO instead and disable group management in the policies, beauty is when its setup right computers will join the right group automatically once they join the domain and grab their updates immediately, AND you won't be able to delete the groups in wsus accidentally because its tied to your AD structure. Win win!

    Your ideas intrigue me. Got a reference for how to set that up? I can't use it at work, but I've been slowly toying around with things at home (yay, Technet subscription!)

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    My knife is always on my desk.

    Always.

    d6YVaeh.png

    Pepsi, not Pepsi Max.

    What kind of computer herder are you?

    Super taster.

    Can't drink artificial sweeteners because they're bitter like whoa.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Le_Goat
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    RBach wrote: »
    uean wrote: »
    Le_Goat wrote: »
    Wow, my head is not in it today. While trying to clean up an issue in Patch Manager, I accidentally deleted an entire group from WSUS, which also removed all approved updates from that group... whoops! Thank god for working backups, though.

    Lol. Totally have done that before. Setup wsus through GPO instead and disable group management in the policies, beauty is when its setup right computers will join the right group automatically once they join the domain and grab their updates immediately, AND you won't be able to delete the groups in wsus accidentally because its tied to your AD structure. Win win!

    Your ideas intrigue me. Got a reference for how to set that up? I can't use it at work, but I've been slowly toying around with things at home (yay, Technet subscription!)

    It's super easy. In your group policy object, go to Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > Windows Components > Windows Updates.

    What you're looking for to accomplish the AD tie-in is "Enable client-side targeting". Enable it, and fill in the blank for the target WSUS group name. Make sure the group exists in WSUS, link the policy to an OU, and WSUS and AD will work together to populate the group automagically. You'll need a policy for each WSUS group you want to populate. You could, for example, have one for Server 2008, one for Win7, one for Win8, one for XP, etc. The super duper sexy part is where you can create WMI filters for the GPOs so they only apply to the corresponding OS as well. THen you can link multiple GPOs into a single "Computers" OU and the WMI filters will sort it out and drop all your computers into the appropriate OS based WSUS groups without you ever doing a goddamn thing.


    Cog on
    Le_GoatRBachuean
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    bowen wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    My knife is always on my desk.

    Always.

    *snip*

    Pepsi, not Pepsi Max.

    What kind of computer herder are you?

    Super taster.

    Can't drink artificial sweeteners because they're bitter like whoa.

    You don't even really have to be a 'super' taster to taste the difference. Artificial sweeteners taste like balls. Pepsi throwback is the shit. When I actually drink like 1 can of soda every 2 years, its usually that.

    Cog on
    bowenLD50Mr_RoseLe_Goat
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yeah but imagine drinking a soda then having this really metallic revolting taste at the back of your throat for 30 minutes.

    Honest to goodness I'd rather Bear Grylls it.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    You dont mean....

    ... What I think you mean?

    bowen
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Drink water from elephant dung, drink my piss, etc.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    I have a feeling as a 'super taster' that might leave a worse after taste in your mouth.

    iTunesIsEvil
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Cog wrote: »
    I have a feeling as a 'super taster' that might leave a worse after taste in your mouth.

    I'd say "bad" probably not "worse" though.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Got my Kaseya cert. That involved a class a and was easy. Next is Server 2012. That involves multiple exams, right? Not looking forward to it.

    Le_Goat
  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    So we're thinking of moving to SCCM to manage updates and such, how awesome/painful is it to set up? There any experts on this?

  • RBachRBach Registered User regular
    Cog wrote: »
    RBach wrote: »
    uean wrote: »
    Le_Goat wrote: »
    Wow, my head is not in it today. While trying to clean up an issue in Patch Manager, I accidentally deleted an entire group from WSUS, which also removed all approved updates from that group... whoops! Thank god for working backups, though.

    Lol. Totally have done that before. Setup wsus through GPO instead and disable group management in the policies, beauty is when its setup right computers will join the right group automatically once they join the domain and grab their updates immediately, AND you won't be able to delete the groups in wsus accidentally because its tied to your AD structure. Win win!

    Your ideas intrigue me. Got a reference for how to set that up? I can't use it at work, but I've been slowly toying around with things at home (yay, Technet subscription!)

    It's super easy. In your group policy object, go to Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > Windows Components > Windows Updates.

    What you're looking for to accomplish the AD tie-in is "Enable client-side targeting". Enable it, and fill in the blank for the target WSUS group name. Make sure the group exists in WSUS, link the policy to an OU, and WSUS and AD will work together to populate the group automagically. You'll need a policy for each WSUS group you want to populate. You could, for example, have one for Server 2008, one for Win7, one for Win8, one for XP, etc. The super duper sexy part is where you can create WMI filters for the GPOs so they only apply to the corresponding OS as well. THen you can link multiple GPOs into a single "Computers" OU and the WMI filters will sort it out and drop all your computers into the appropriate OS based WSUS groups without you ever doing a goddamn thing.


    Awesome. Thanks for the info!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    My knife is always on my desk.

    Always.

    d6YVaeh.png

    You need to upgrade that knife, bowen.

  • TryCatcherTryCatcher Registered User regular
    Found out that people actually write "Linux guru" on their CVs unironically.

    Is for online desk work, but still.

  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    If someone puts "guru" on their resume I always see that as permission to ask the really hard questions.

    DelmainRBachbowenschussCogMvrckTryCatcherLe_GoatDhalphir
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    How can I find tranquility?

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Knives. We've already covered this.

    bowenDhalphir
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    You could also start drinking heavily.

    destroyah87Donovan PuppyfuckerDhalphir
  • BigityBigity Lubbock, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
    My SOG Flash II is always in my pocket. I expensed it as a box cutting tool.


    Also, yes TWC - I would indeed like you to dispatch a tech to fix your cable run immediately.

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    Bigity on
    Donovan PuppyfuckerBolthornRBachueanLe_GoatgavindelDhalphir
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Wow what the fuck

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    schussDelmainDonovan PuppyfuckerBolthornlwt1973TofystedethVegemyteTryCatcherLe_GoatDhalphir
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