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Disappear into your virtual world [Sims 3]

MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNBREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
edited May 2014 in Social Entropy++
Alright, so, Sims 3. You like it, I like it, everyone likes it, except for people that don't.

I'm gonna play some! I made a family! Hope that's cool! I'm unfortunately NOT making sims of all you fine people, not because I didn't enjoy it, but mostly because it took so long to make them that I'd end up burned out on the game before I could actually start playing the damn thing.

So here's your family.

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The lady on the left is Liza Wheat. She's a night owl, loves dogs but hates water, is a good person and is a damn fine photographer. Liza wants to have a world-class photo gallery someday. To her right is her wife, Jasmin Pickens, a sailor who loves the outdoors, particularly fishing, is a great performer (sea shanties, perhaps?), but she's kind of inappropriate at times. Oh, she's also a witch who aspires to have a kickass aquarium.

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This is their dog, Unnecessary Ruffness. She's a good girl, a genius in fact, hates water, and is friendly as all hell.

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This is Gato Grande, an adventurous proud hunter, so basically a stereotypical cat... He's owned by...

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Roland McGregor, who is Jasmin's brother... Or half-brother, more likely. He's really good at finding things, loves cats, is super easily impressed, and is kind of a grouchy asshole. He also wants to PET ALL THE CATS.

HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE LIVING TOGETHER IN THIS WACKY SIMSWORLD? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!!

So yeah, The Sims, motherfuckers. Feel free to discuss your own games or whatnot in here.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    !sign up :p

    Fitocracy: Join us in the SE++ group!
    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
    PSN: Bogestrom
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Brogey wrote: »
    !sign up :p

    BOGEY I SWEAR TO GOD

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Bogey is definitely living up to the British definition of his name right now!

  • KhoshekhKhoshekh Registered User regular
    Now that is a beard designed by an architect!

    "Baby," I said. "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me."
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Hmm, yes, splendid.

  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    The dogs name is a lie. No Ruffness is unnecessary.

    XBox Live= LordFeriluce
    Steam: Feriluce
    Battle.net: Feriluce#1995
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Part02_01.jpg

    So let's take a look at where we're living - whoaaa what a garbage house. We added some extra furnishings like 'stuff for the cat and dog' but we can't afford much else at the moment.

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    Jazmin tries to impress Gato Grande, who, being a cat, is thoroughly not.

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    Meanwhile Liza is super pumped about the KICK ASS CAT TREE.

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    And Roland is, predictably, whining. Weh weh the house is too small weehhh.

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    Jazmin puts on an impromptu guitar concert for the paperboy.

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    And as Liza is listening, she's thinking "She's fucking terrible but I need to support her aspirations oh god."

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    A horiffic Llama-man shows up to promote the nearby Sims university.

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    And is surprised when a mysterious portal appears out of nowhere. You live in The Sims, dude, expect weird shit to happen.

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    Roland is unhappy about the dog for... probably a stupid reason.

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    So he decides to try out this mysterious portal.

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    "Hmm yes, I -"

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    "OH SHIT"

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    "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COME OUT THAT WAY THIS IS TOTALLY AWKWARD"

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    Turns out the guy is a time traveler, and he gives Roland (and by extension, everyone) a book that tracks time... stuff. I wasn't really paying attention. A new game with all the expansions kind of makes everything seem like white noise after a while.

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    "Alright weirdo, I'll take your weirdo book."

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    The time traveler (whose name is Emit Relevart, ha ha get it?) also gets Roland to pick up the energy cells that power the time portal, because apparently time travel also makes you super lazy.

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    Meanwhile Jazmin is not having great luck trying to transmogrify the fish she's caught.

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    After helping a time traveler fix a time portal, Roland needs some SERIOUS snuggle time with Gato Grande.

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    Aw no Ruffness why did you do that.

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    AW NO RUFFNESS DON'T DO THAT

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    It wouldn't be a new house in The Sims without the food being burnt. At least she didn't set the house on fire!

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    WHOSEAGOODBOY YES YOUSEAGOODBOY IMEANGIRL IFORGOTWHATGENDERYOUARE WHATEVERYOUREAGOODDOGGY

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    After a full day of... stuff, everyone goes to bed. As you can see, Roland has a serious hair issue.

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    Liza and Jazmin sleep peacefully.

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    Ruffness is... up to something. Pooping on the mattress? Possibly.

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    And Gato... Goddammit cat the cat tree is RIGHT THERE.

  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    its uncanny how sims 3 is able to replicate the fuzzy logic of cats.

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    Steam - NotoriusBEN | Uplay - notoriusben | Xbox,Windows Live - ThatBEN
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    oh my god roland

    what the hell

    let's go kill the actual, literal werewolf that bit you and change you back into a normal human being

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Most of these sims are entirely random, except for Liza's wardrobe, which I changed to be predominantly white (because I thought it looked rad), and Roland's copious amount of body hair.

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    So let me get this straight, you made a sim for @tossrock but noone else gets one?

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    can all sliders to the right,,,,, even be done in sims 4, that's my concern

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Part02_19.jpg

    This....speaks to me

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
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    This....speaks to me

    does it say, 'Sleep with one eye open.'?

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Part02_19.jpg

    This....speaks to me

    does it say, 'Sleep with one eye open.'?

    Yeah

    Also 'Buy a razor'

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    fyi the Sims 4 home builder tools look baller as fuck

    i recommend googling them

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    I can't wait for the sims 4

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I know, I just can't wait to delete all these expansions off my hard drive and then start all over!

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    my jaw dropped when I saw the first sim 4 demo. i am not that big of a fan but that tool is like... insanely great. why couldn't they spend half that much effort on Sim City

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    That's flushing money down the toilet!

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I don't think the issue with SimCity was a lack of effort so much as it was a bunch of cripplingly poor design decisions

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Man guys. You are Jinxing Sims 4 super bad. This is EA remember, just assume it will be horribly broken, and then if it isn't you can be surprised!

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I'm downloading this again

    Who wants to be part of my Sim house

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Man guys. You are Jinxing Sims 4 super bad. This is EA remember, just assume it will be horribly broken, and then if it isn't you can be surprised!

    It IS EA, but it's NOT Ocean Quigley, so that removes the -100 modifier to decision making

    Jasconius on
  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I'm downloading this again

    Who wants to be part of my Sim house

    Sure I will. Bonus if you make me a ghost hunter.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I'll make a Sim named timspork and then "transform" him into a ghost for maximum faithfulness to your user name

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I'll make a Sim named timspork and then "transform" him into a ghost for maximum faithfulness to your user name

    I think the supernatural expansion will let you start as a ghost

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Yeah, you can totally start as a ghost, werewolf, fairy, witch... I think vampire?

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I don't have the expansion so I think I'll use the time-honored method!

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Yeah, you can totally start as a ghost, werewolf, fairy, witch... I think vampire?

    Don't forget the into the future expansion where if you love robots enough you can transform into "bot mode"

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Yeah, you can totally start as a ghost, werewolf, fairy, witch... I think vampire?

    Don't forget the into the future expansion where if you love robots enough you can transform into "bot mode"

    and then you can

    love robots

  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Yeah, you can totally start as a ghost, werewolf, fairy, witch... I think vampire?

    I swear to god if you start with a werewolf, a ghost and a vampire and the werewolf ends up having some magical savior of the world baby with another werewolf I will..god, I'm so conflicted between grind your body to a semi-fluid state and love you for all eternity.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Yeah, you can totally start as a ghost, werewolf, fairy, witch... I think vampire?

    Don't forget the into the future expansion where if you love robots enough you can transform into "bot mode"

    and then you can

    love robots

    I don't see the problem with that.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I'm downloading this again

    Who wants to be part of my Sim house

    Yes, please.

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    I'm downloading this again

    Who wants to be part of my Sim house

    Sven Fuckbeard needs in on this action.

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Looks like I need to download the height slider mod

  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    My wish for Sims 4.

    Please make werewolves look cooler. So tired of the 80s Teen Wolf look.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Looks like I need to download the height slider mod

    You mean the fantasy races don't include giant?

    Fuckin' boycotting this entire game now.

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Flarne wrote: »
    I'm downloading this again

    Who wants to be part of my Sim house

    Sven Fuckbeard needs in on this action.

    Your house could also use a bard

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Yeah, you can totally start as a ghost, werewolf, fairy, witch... I think vampire?

    Don't forget the into the future expansion where if you love robots enough you can transform into "bot mode"

    and then you can

    love robots

    I'm sure I could find a way to make a robot programmed to love only me reject me, and I'd be able to do it without even trying.

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