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Disappear into your virtual world [Sims 3]
Moriveth
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Alright, so, Sims 3. You like it, I like it, everyone likes it, except for people that don't.
I'm gonna play some! I made a family! Hope that's cool! I'm unfortunately NOT making sims of all you fine people, not because I didn't enjoy it, but mostly because it took so long to make them that I'd end up burned out on the game before I could actually start playing the damn thing.
So here's your family.
The lady on the left is Liza Wheat. She's a night owl, loves dogs but hates water, is a good person and is a damn fine photographer. Liza wants to have a world-class photo gallery someday. To her right is her wife, Jasmin Pickens, a sailor who loves the outdoors, particularly fishing, is a great performer (sea shanties, perhaps?), but she's kind of inappropriate at times. Oh, she's also a witch who aspires to have a kickass aquarium.
This is their dog, Unnecessary Ruffness. She's a good girl, a genius in fact, hates water, and is friendly as all hell.
This is Gato Grande, an adventurous proud hunter, so basically a stereotypical cat... He's owned by...
Roland McGregor, who is Jasmin's brother... Or half-brother, more likely. He's really good at finding things, loves cats, is super easily impressed, and is kind of a grouchy asshole. He also wants to PET ALL THE CATS.
HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE LIVING TOGETHER IN THIS WACKY SIMSWORLD? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!!
So yeah, The Sims, motherfuckers. Feel free to discuss your own games or whatnot in here.
I'm gonna play some! I made a family! Hope that's cool! I'm unfortunately NOT making sims of all you fine people, not because I didn't enjoy it, but mostly because it took so long to make them that I'd end up burned out on the game before I could actually start playing the damn thing.
So here's your family.
The lady on the left is Liza Wheat. She's a night owl, loves dogs but hates water, is a good person and is a damn fine photographer. Liza wants to have a world-class photo gallery someday. To her right is her wife, Jasmin Pickens, a sailor who loves the outdoors, particularly fishing, is a great performer (sea shanties, perhaps?), but she's kind of inappropriate at times. Oh, she's also a witch who aspires to have a kickass aquarium.
This is their dog, Unnecessary Ruffness. She's a good girl, a genius in fact, hates water, and is friendly as all hell.
This is Gato Grande, an adventurous proud hunter, so basically a stereotypical cat... He's owned by...
Roland McGregor, who is Jasmin's brother... Or half-brother, more likely. He's really good at finding things, loves cats, is super easily impressed, and is kind of a grouchy asshole. He also wants to PET ALL THE CATS.
HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE LIVING TOGETHER IN THIS WACKY SIMSWORLD? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!!
So yeah, The Sims, motherfuckers. Feel free to discuss your own games or whatnot in here.
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XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
BOGEY I SWEAR TO GOD
Steam: Feriluce
Battle.net: Feriluce#1995
So let's take a look at where we're living - whoaaa what a garbage house. We added some extra furnishings like 'stuff for the cat and dog' but we can't afford much else at the moment.
Jazmin tries to impress Gato Grande, who, being a cat, is thoroughly not.
Meanwhile Liza is super pumped about the KICK ASS CAT TREE.
And Roland is, predictably, whining. Weh weh the house is too small weehhh.
Jazmin puts on an impromptu guitar concert for the paperboy.
And as Liza is listening, she's thinking "She's fucking terrible but I need to support her aspirations oh god."
A horiffic Llama-man shows up to promote the nearby Sims university.
And is surprised when a mysterious portal appears out of nowhere. You live in The Sims, dude, expect weird shit to happen.
Roland is unhappy about the dog for... probably a stupid reason.
So he decides to try out this mysterious portal.
"Hmm yes, I -"
"OH SHIT"
"WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COME OUT THAT WAY THIS IS TOTALLY AWKWARD"
Turns out the guy is a time traveler, and he gives Roland (and by extension, everyone) a book that tracks time... stuff. I wasn't really paying attention. A new game with all the expansions kind of makes everything seem like white noise after a while.
"Alright weirdo, I'll take your weirdo book."
The time traveler (whose name is Emit Relevart, ha ha get it?) also gets Roland to pick up the energy cells that power the time portal, because apparently time travel also makes you super lazy.
Meanwhile Jazmin is not having great luck trying to transmogrify the fish she's caught.
After helping a time traveler fix a time portal, Roland needs some SERIOUS snuggle time with Gato Grande.
Aw no Ruffness why did you do that.
AW NO RUFFNESS DON'T DO THAT
It wouldn't be a new house in The Sims without the food being burnt. At least she didn't set the house on fire!
WHOSEAGOODBOY YES YOUSEAGOODBOY IMEANGIRL IFORGOTWHATGENDERYOUARE WHATEVERYOUREAGOODDOGGY
After a full day of... stuff, everyone goes to bed. As you can see, Roland has a serious hair issue.
Liza and Jazmin sleep peacefully.
Ruffness is... up to something. Pooping on the mattress? Possibly.
And Gato... Goddammit cat the cat tree is RIGHT THERE.
Steam - NotoriusBEN | Uplay - notoriusben | Xbox,Windows Live - ThatBEN
what the hell
let's go kill the actual, literal werewolf that bit you and change you back into a normal human being
This....speaks to me
does it say, 'Sleep with one eye open.'?
Yeah
Also 'Buy a razor'
i recommend googling them
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
Who wants to be part of my Sim house
It IS EA, but it's NOT Ocean Quigley, so that removes the -100 modifier to decision making
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
Sure I will. Bonus if you make me a ghost hunter.
I think the supernatural expansion will let you start as a ghost
Don't forget the into the future expansion where if you love robots enough you can transform into "bot mode"
and then you can
love robots
I swear to god if you start with a werewolf, a ghost and a vampire and the werewolf ends up having some magical savior of the world baby with another werewolf I will..god, I'm so conflicted between grind your body to a semi-fluid state and love you for all eternity.
I don't see the problem with that.
Yes, please.
Sven Fuckbeard needs in on this action.
Please make werewolves look cooler. So tired of the 80s Teen Wolf look.
You mean the fantasy races don't include giant?
Fuckin' boycotting this entire game now.
Your house could also use a bard
I'm sure I could find a way to make a robot programmed to love only me reject me, and I'd be able to do it without even trying.