like if I'm understanding how coop works here, your buddies aren't even showing up in cutscenes or anything so they don't have to be voiced beyond your standard grunts and such
well we chose male characters so that with TruScrote ball scanning technology, you can literally have a 1:1 recreation of your testes on the player character
sadly we don't yet have the hardware power to simulate or find the clitoris yet
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That shit is soul-crushing
Apologists for that design actually make me angry
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i put kirby in with the indeterminate gender group
males:
pac-man
ike
diddy kong
little mac
king dedede
marth
sonic
toon link
luigi
olimar
mario
donkey kong
mega man
link
fox
bowser
pit
mr. game and watch
females:
samus
wii fit trainer
peach
rosalina
zelda
zero suit samus
sheik
palutena
indeterminate:
charizard
yoshi
greninja
lucario
kirby
pikachu
player-determined:
villager
mii fighter
http://www.audioentropy.com/
well we chose male characters so that with TruScrote ball scanning technology, you can literally have a 1:1 recreation of your testes on the player character
sadly we don't yet have the hardware power to simulate or find the clitoris yet
it's a reality of game development
they're almost exclusively presenting the female version and she's very clearly the "default," but the same could be said of the male villager
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Should I really get around to playing them? Should I play them both or just go right to 2? I've hear 1 is a bit ehhh
Can probably throw Marth in there, too then