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Sex is overrated.

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    who wants to have sex

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    This thread is going to generate some new forum signatures

    I can feel it

  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Isn't it kind of late for a Don Jon ARG

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Fuck sex

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    no one should be happy after sex

    or before it

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    Isn't it kind of late for a Don Jon ARG

    But then your offspring will be quite good at misquoting Byron

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Maybe you should tell your lady that op.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    I'm not saying in the king of sex. I'm average all around and not physically attractive. But when it takes me via hour to get finish and she is sore a satisfied 45 minutes in and starts to complain...... Sex kind of sucks.

    You could, y'know, stop and like maybe do other things?

    Sawing back and forth forever makes nobody happy

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    no one should be happy after sex

    or before it

    So the gleeful to horror change in emotions as the clothes fall away is what turns you on?

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    I'm not saying in the king of sex. I'm average all around and not physically attractive. But when it takes me via hour to get finish and she is sore a satisfied 45 minutes in and starts to complain...... Sex kind of sucks.

    You could, y'know, stop and like maybe do other things?

    Sawing back and forth forever makes nobody happy

    Yeah. Try some lube. The PVC they make those inflatable dolls from will dry out quickly, and then it's no wonder she's squeaking so much.

  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    This thread.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I love how every group activity people engage in is about spending quality time and building experiences with people they care about, but then sex is all about performance, conquest, and esteem.

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    I'm not saying in the king of sex. I'm average all around and not physically attractive. But when it takes me via hour to get finish and she is sore a satisfied 45 minutes in and starts to complain...... Sex kind of sucks.

    You could, y'know, stop and like maybe do other things?

    Sawing back and forth forever makes nobody happy

    yeah like that's your problem dude, not sex itself's

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Being as physically close as I imagine you need to be for sex sounds really awkward to me.

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Hey, it's Belruel

    Hey Belruel

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    if my lady is satisfied after sex, i am satisfied

    thankfully it's not terribly difficult

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Hey, it's Belruel

    Hey Belruel

    Look away lest ye turn to stone

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Man I wish the guy got shafted during sex.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    who wants to have sex

    no one sex jimmy buffet or eat at his restaurants

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Man I wish the guy got shafted during sex.

    @Skull Man

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Man I wish the guy got shafted during sex.

    Well he could be if he just asked.

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/pyrenees-brown-bear-pyros-sexual-castration-segregation

    An elderly brown bear in the Pyrenees is facing castration or segregation amid fears that his sexual dominance is threatening the species' survival in the region by limiting genetic diversity.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    SenorTacos wrote: »
    Asexuality thread? That'd actually be pretty cool.

    This is what I thought the thread would be. I assumed the title was an attempt at humor like the others in this forum. I was wrong.

    But an asexuality thread would not be amiss.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    sex is shameful and disgusting

  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Hey, it's Belruel

    Hey Belruel
    @Platypus Beirut
    @Brainleech

    Hey dudes

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    sex is shameful and disgusting

    if you're doing it right

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    and so began,

    the sex wars

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    My previous post was a reference to something so old I'm literally not sure if even I got it.

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    hi everyone, how's your Monday goin?

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    hi everyone, how's your Monday goin?

    Bangin'

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    hi everyone, how's your Monday goin?

    Bangin'

    disgusting

  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Sometimes when I do the sex, it's done so good that I am just all 'ugh can the sex be over yet? I mean I am done blowing [your mind] repeatedly and now I am just thinking about how cool, great, and nonchalant I am about everything. I am so over this.'

    Does anything even matter anymore? Why even strive for beauty in a world this ugly? What is beauty?

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    hi everyone, how's your Monday goin?

    Bangin'

    the fiancee and i have been binging Archer over the last few weeks, and now i can't not read your posts in Pam's voice.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/pyrenees-brown-bear-pyros-sexual-castration-segregation

    An elderly brown bear in the Pyrenees is facing castration or segregation amid fears that his sexual dominance is threatening the species' survival in the region by limiting genetic diversity.

    Sigh I read that earlier and thought this was the best thing they could come with?

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    You all have to admit, guys get shafted when it comes to sex. Especially when the girls has an easy orgasm.

    an orgasm isn't a full stop on a sentence. it's fucking punctuation in a paragraph

    Really? My wife tells me she's having an orgasm as soon as I get her pants off and then she's done and wants to go to sleep. I mean, I'm glad am so good at sex, but at the same time I find it can be unrewarding.

    My wiiiiifffffffffee

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